Realest Of Football, Realest Of Talk: Football League, Blue Square & Beyond, 2009/10

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OH SHIT

probably the greatest part of finally meeting Swygart last weekend was attempting to pronounce Exodus' full name and being corrected by the master with scarce a beat missed

GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Disappointed they didn't work 'Player Exodus' into the headline.

nearly 50 in vagina years (onimo), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link

is his name not just pronounced like "gay-gun" or what

MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

There's an England C team?!

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, an amateur-only team. or semi-pro. something like that.

GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Insert England joke here

Herman G. Neuname is the first European president (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

England C team = English players playing in the Blue Square Premier or below is eligible

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_C_national_football_team

they normally pick players in their early 20s

djmartian, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

That's pretty cool, we should feature them more on this thread, even if they did get their arses handed to them by Bosnia B. Not too many of the C lads seem to make the big step up - nice to see Sam Ricketts notching goal of the week last Saturday though.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46807000/jpg/_46807671_89569998.jpg

BBC subs bringing the image quality again

MPx4A, Thursday, 26 November 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link

poor barnsley :(

liverpolol da don (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 28 November 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Kettering 1 - 0 Leeds United L

Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 November 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

lol graham taylor and elton john etc

mascara and pies (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda waiting for rtc's verdict

a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Saturday, 5 December 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

props to gordon strachan btw, keep up the good lolwork.

― r|t|c, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:22 (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

be churlish of me to change my tack now tbh.

r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

haaaaaaaaa

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway i am watching this watford bullshit now so LET'S LIVE IN THE PRESENT EH. having just fired it up i have no grasp as of yet of what's going on but i see idiot napoleon jim has RUNG THE CHANGES by dropping all our actually good players and leaving in his beloved fitz "one cunt" hall. this bodes brilliant.

r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link

oh wow and leigertwood's back in midfield as well. this is extra fantastic cos jimbo's whole fecking purported reason for playing hall is his donna sammer "passing game" (which is obviously way better than our reigning players of the year gorkss & stewart comprising one of best defences of last season's division) - legs in the middle booting everything into touch is really gonna further this noble aim while wilkinseque passmaster faurlin dawdles away on the wing.

game is a bunch of haplesss balls so far btw, we look like a john gregory era timewaRP YESSSSS GET THE FUCK IN NEVERMIND WAHEY

r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

adorable cheese inscription (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 December 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

we're still absolute pony so far mind. neither i nor jim have any belief in the moral validity of this game whatsoever but let's all just grind it out and get back to fannying around next time. watch & learn gooners!

r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

oh tits.

r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link

...

r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

poor qpr

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

taarabt was just unbefuckinglievable those last 10 minutes. every single shooting or passing opportunity that opened up he elects to turn the defender a third time or do twenty-six stepovers and fall over. he is a wind-up merchant on a wild, cosmic level; an agent of pure anarchy untrammelled by any regard for friend or foe, for right and wrong; cruel loki incarnate. bastard.

r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Fitz Hall looks like an easter island statue and has less mobility than one

same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Monday, 7 December 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

XD especially @ rtc's outpouring - do a whole mini-essay and it'd put that grimsby rant in the shade

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

this fucking football club

r|t|c, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link

eh i only clicked in to find out from those in the know how our loanees are doing.

eh and specifically taraabt.

i'll get me coat, then.

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link

So yeah, Kettering were basically nowt short of heroic last night, pushed Leeds to within 10 minutes of penalties.

How has chairman Imraan Ladak congratulated them? By sacking assistant manager John Deehan for the substitutions he made in the second half of extra time.

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link

That seems a dumb move on Ladak's part.

I love watching the amazement on the part of "we're football people" types when they find out that the kind of chaps who like to sink £££ into loss-making football clubs in order to create personal fiefdoms turn out to be the kind of chaps who make crazy and impulsive decisions.

Poor Mr Deehan's sacking is as much a part of English football's stupid business model as Leeds's horrible last few years, and for that matter Kettering's full-time squad.

(I know nothing about Kettering's finances or governance structures, by the way, so the above constitutes a complete guess based on other clubs I do know a bit about, and knowing that Kettering keep a full-time squad going on attendances of about 1000.)

Tim, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link

managers are just employees guys, if they publicly fuck up then sack em imo

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link

they were knackered and lost a scrappy goal then the roof fell in. I don't think the subs had anything to do with it.

blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link

this fucking football club

^
This

same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Tim: I agree with what you have written there.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/notts_county/8405269.stm

Notts County's owner Munto Finance has put the club up for sale, reports BBC Radio Nottingham.

It is understood that Munto is already in contact with interested parties.

One option is thought to be a buyout involving ex-England coach Sven-Goran Eriksson, the director of football, and executive chairman Peter Trembling.

blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I believe that the Notts County Supporters Trust effectively *gave* the club (with debts included, admittedly) to Munto Finance in June this year.

Tim, Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

what the hell is happening today

102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

All the "I wondered when that would happen" things seem to be coming true! I wonder what's next?

Tim, Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/dec/11/notts-county-john-armstrong-holmes
I wonder what Dave Boyle has to say about this?

FIFA Brutish & Short (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 11 December 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link

apparently the conclusion of stockport-charlton was ridiculous

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Saturday, 12 December 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha some rotherham player scored the figueroa goal!!

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Sunday, 13 December 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

you wait decades for an intentional 50-yard free-kick goal....

dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Sunday, 13 December 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

That'll be half an hour of Soccer AM sorted next week then.

ailsa, Sunday, 13 December 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

FUCK YOU WINKLEMAN

William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

looooooooool home park loooooooooool but yeah mk dons is possibly even more o_O

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

the outcome

No to: Leicester, Derby and Hull

Yes to: Nottingham, Plymouth and Milton Keynes

2018 host cities

Milton Keynes among winners as England 2018 host cities revealed
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/dec/16/england-2018-world-cup-cities

Birmingham – Villa Park; Bristol – New Ashton Vale Stadium; Leeds – Elland Road; Liverpool – Anfield or New Anfield; London – Wembley, Emirates Stadium, New White Hart Lane or Olympic Stadium; Manchester – City of Manchester Stadium, Old Trafford; Milton Keynes – Stadium MK; Newcastle – St James' Park; Nottingham – New stadium; Plymouth – New Home Park; Sheffield – Hillsborough; Sunderland – Stadium of Light

djmartian, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

assume stadium mk hits lolmodernspecs in some way that noone but fifa care about, right?

"can´t you be just normal?? be normal just once!" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Portsmouth City Council pulled out last month, a bunch of cowards that didn't want to raise / guarantee 20 Million

djmartian, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Nottingham bagged the East Midlands slot, so they can now brag over their local rivals Leicester and Derby

djmartian, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link


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