OH SHIT
probably the greatest part of finally meeting Swygart last weekend was attempting to pronounce Exodus' full name and being corrected by the master with scarce a beat missed
― GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Disappointed they didn't work 'Player Exodus' into the headline.
― nearly 50 in vagina years (onimo), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
is his name not just pronounced like "gay-gun" or what
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link
There's an England C team?!
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, an amateur-only team. or semi-pro. something like that.
― GET THAT BABY JESUS RIGHT UP YE (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Insert England joke here
― Herman G. Neuname is the first European president (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
England C team = English players playing in the Blue Square Premier or below is eligible
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England_C_national_football_team
they normally pick players in their early 20s
― djmartian, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link
That's pretty cool, we should feature them more on this thread, even if they did get their arses handed to them by Bosnia B. Not too many of the C lads seem to make the big step up - nice to see Sam Ricketts notching goal of the week last Saturday though.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46807000/jpg/_46807671_89569998.jpg
BBC subs bringing the image quality again
― MPx4A, Thursday, 26 November 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
poor barnsley :(
― liverpolol da don (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 28 November 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Kettering 1 - 0 Leeds United L
― Twisted Hipster (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 November 2009 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
lol graham taylor and elton john etc
― mascara and pies (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda waiting for rtc's verdict
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Saturday, 5 December 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
props to gordon strachan btw, keep up the good lolwork.
― r|t|c, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:22 (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
be churlish of me to change my tack now tbh.
― r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
haaaaaaaaa
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link
anyway i am watching this watford bullshit now so LET'S LIVE IN THE PRESENT EH. having just fired it up i have no grasp as of yet of what's going on but i see idiot napoleon jim has RUNG THE CHANGES by dropping all our actually good players and leaving in his beloved fitz "one cunt" hall. this bodes brilliant.
― r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
oh wow and leigertwood's back in midfield as well. this is extra fantastic cos jimbo's whole fecking purported reason for playing hall is his donna sammer "passing game" (which is obviously way better than our reigning players of the year gorkss & stewart comprising one of best defences of last season's division) - legs in the middle booting everything into touch is really gonna further this noble aim while wilkinseque passmaster faurlin dawdles away on the wing.
game is a bunch of haplesss balls so far btw, we look like a john gregory era timewaRP YESSSSS GET THE FUCK IN NEVERMIND WAHEY
― r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
looooooooooooooooooooooooool
― adorable cheese inscription (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 December 2009 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
we're still absolute pony so far mind. neither i nor jim have any belief in the moral validity of this game whatsoever but let's all just grind it out and get back to fannying around next time. watch & learn gooners!
― r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
oh tits.
― r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
...
― r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
poor qpr
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link
taarabt was just unbefuckinglievable those last 10 minutes. every single shooting or passing opportunity that opened up he elects to turn the defender a third time or do twenty-six stepovers and fall over. he is a wind-up merchant on a wild, cosmic level; an agent of pure anarchy untrammelled by any regard for friend or foe, for right and wrong; cruel loki incarnate. bastard.
― r|t|c, Monday, 7 December 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Fitz Hall looks like an easter island statue and has less mobility than one
― same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Monday, 7 December 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
XD especially @ rtc's outpouring - do a whole mini-essay and it'd put that grimsby rant in the shade
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Monday, 7 December 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1234340/Under-QPR-manager-Jim-Magilton-faces-axe-headbutt-Akos-Buzsaky-threatens-press-charges.html?
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link
this fucking football club
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link
eh i only clicked in to find out from those in the know how our loanees are doing.
eh and specifically taraabt.
i'll get me coat, then.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 11:26 (fourteen years ago) link
So yeah, Kettering were basically nowt short of heroic last night, pushed Leeds to within 10 minutes of penalties.
How has chairman Imraan Ladak congratulated them? By sacking assistant manager John Deehan for the substitutions he made in the second half of extra time.
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 11:33 (fourteen years ago) link
That seems a dumb move on Ladak's part.
I love watching the amazement on the part of "we're football people" types when they find out that the kind of chaps who like to sink £££ into loss-making football clubs in order to create personal fiefdoms turn out to be the kind of chaps who make crazy and impulsive decisions.
Poor Mr Deehan's sacking is as much a part of English football's stupid business model as Leeds's horrible last few years, and for that matter Kettering's full-time squad.
(I know nothing about Kettering's finances or governance structures, by the way, so the above constitutes a complete guess based on other clubs I do know a bit about, and knowing that Kettering keep a full-time squad going on attendances of about 1000.)
― Tim, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:15 (fourteen years ago) link
managers are just employees guys, if they publicly fuck up then sack em imo
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link
they were knackered and lost a scrappy goal then the roof fell in. I don't think the subs had anything to do with it.
― blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link
^This
― same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Tim: I agree with what you have written there.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 12:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/notts_county/8405269.stm
Notts County's owner Munto Finance has put the club up for sale, reports BBC Radio Nottingham.
It is understood that Munto is already in contact with interested parties.
One option is thought to be a buyout involving ex-England coach Sven-Goran Eriksson, the director of football, and executive chairman Peter Trembling.
― blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
I believe that the Notts County Supporters Trust effectively *gave* the club (with debts included, admittedly) to Munto Finance in June this year.
― Tim, Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Paul Sturrock - a fat man, in a jacket, who sometimes managed Plymouth Argyle but sometimes managed other clubs, and occasionally forgot to shave.
Still think we got rid of him too early.
― William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 10 December 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
what the hell is happening today
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
All the "I wondered when that would happen" things seem to be coming true! I wonder what's next?
― Tim, Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/dec/11/notts-county-john-armstrong-holmesI wonder what Dave Boyle has to say about this?
― FIFA Brutish & Short (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Friday, 11 December 2009 11:59 (fourteen years ago) link
apparently the conclusion of stockport-charlton was ridiculous
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Saturday, 12 December 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahaha some rotherham player scored the figueroa goal!!
― dyaaaow (acoleuthic), Sunday, 13 December 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
you wait decades for an intentional 50-yard free-kick goal....
That'll be half an hour of Soccer AM sorted next week then.
― ailsa, Sunday, 13 December 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
FUCK YOU WINKLEMAN
― William Bloody Swygart, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link
looooooooool home park loooooooooool but yeah mk dons is possibly even more o_O
― like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link
the outcome
No to: Leicester, Derby and Hull
Yes to: Nottingham, Plymouth and Milton Keynes
2018 host cities
Milton Keynes among winners as England 2018 host cities revealedhttp://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/dec/16/england-2018-world-cup-cities
Birmingham – Villa Park; Bristol – New Ashton Vale Stadium; Leeds – Elland Road; Liverpool – Anfield or New Anfield; London – Wembley, Emirates Stadium, New White Hart Lane or Olympic Stadium; Manchester – City of Manchester Stadium, Old Trafford; Milton Keynes – Stadium MK; Newcastle – St James' Park; Nottingham – New stadium; Plymouth – New Home Park; Sheffield – Hillsborough; Sunderland – Stadium of Light
― djmartian, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
assume stadium mk hits lolmodernspecs in some way that noone but fifa care about, right?
― "can´t you be just normal?? be normal just once!" (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Portsmouth City Council pulled out last month, a bunch of cowards that didn't want to raise / guarantee 20 Million
― djmartian, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Nottingham bagged the East Midlands slot, so they can now brag over their local rivals Leicester and Derby
― djmartian, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link