wouldn't he have put in his 5-iron instead of balls? Or do I not understand how this is done.
― Super Cub, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link
back window of an escalade, what's that? 4 iron, maybe a 3 depending on breeze?
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:17 (fourteen years ago) link
one thing I know for sure, if I had that kind of money I wouldn't be driving a fucking escalade.
― Super Cub, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah if he had an escalade, I don't think I mind him getting hurt a lil bit
― iatee, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link
xxxpost he must have got wood, surely
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:20 (fourteen years ago) link
gotta be honest i think i heard escalade mentioned but i'm not 100% sure
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
i think his caddy lacks an escalade
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link
stop that
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
caddy was genius but the pun is a bit sloppy. 6/10.
― Super Cub, Saturday, 28 November 2009 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Posted Nov 28th 2009 12:08AM by TMZ Staff
Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
Tiger WoodsWe're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#ixzz0Y8Qow27E
― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I buy all this a lot easier than I do the original story. I hardly ever even remembered Tiger was married before this story (I wonder if he had the same problem).
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:07 (fourteen years ago) link
O____________________________________O
xp
― we be emi robin' (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I buy all this a lot easier than I do the original story. I hardly ever even remembered Tiger was married before this story (I wonder if he had the same problem).― Johnny Fever, Friday, November 27, 2009 11:07 PM (3 minutes ago)
― Johnny Fever, Friday, November 27, 2009 11:07 PM (3 minutes ago)
ayo P, you're still hetero right?
― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:11 (fourteen years ago) link
?
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:42 (fourteen years ago) link
His wife's okay-looking, but whatevs.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:43 (fourteen years ago) link
oic
― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I just meant Tiger solo is a much greater public persona than "Tiger & wife," and the only time I ever remember he's married is when I see a picture of them together.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Kind of like Bono. The only time you remember he's been married for 20+ years is when he brings his wife out for some reason.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:54 (fourteen years ago) link
like for a walk or to get her rabies shot
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:56 (fourteen years ago) link
wait bono is married?
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Saturday, 28 November 2009 08:04 (fourteen years ago) link
which one is she (l? r?)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/25/article-1080636-023AEDFF000005DC-479_468x374.jpg
― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 28 November 2009 08:05 (fourteen years ago) link
c'mon, she's not hard to look at:
http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/56/bono-ali.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 November 2009 08:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/tiger_elin-500x592.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 November 2009 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link
sorta reminds me of anna nicole smith
― iatee, Saturday, 28 November 2009 08:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Where's that thread about how Bono sans glasses is Robin Williams....
― kingfish, Saturday, 28 November 2009 09:11 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL have been calling Bono 'Mork from Cork' since the release of October.
― The BFD (suzy), Saturday, 28 November 2009 09:15 (fourteen years ago) link
B-but he's from Dublin.
― Alba, Saturday, 28 November 2009 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link
(duh I know but too OPEN GOAL not to pass up for the sake of a joke)
― The BFD (suzy), Saturday, 28 November 2009 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean wtf
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
gayo from mayo
― velko, Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link
as well to make a joke referring to his scottishness
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Isn't she swedish and doesn't she have a twin sister? I often wonder how the twin sister is doing. At least she doesn't have a husband who drives an Escalade. When they mentioned the woman he philandered with (okay okay fucked), I thought the name sounded familiar. Then I realized she's the one who also seduced the dude from Angel and Bones.
Anyway, this is kinda silly really. They fought about his crappy car and whether or not he fucked that chick in it. Big fucking deal.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
This story has a fair way to go then...
― Lord Byron Bay of Pigs (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
his wife sounds like a right pitch tbh but of course they may just have some ishers they need to iron out before this drives a major wedge between them.
― DRUNK SWEDISH CHINTZ (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
it involves a hole in one who is not his wife iirc
― velko, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
(btw karine isher is a french golfer who plays on the ladies tours. I found her on wikipedia when I was trying to crowbar in another crap pun.)
― DRUNK SWEDISH CHINTZ (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
ahhhh i was trying to think of a hole in one joke!
― harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
helping u
― velko, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
: )
― harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Mork from Dublin
― cozwn, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Think about it:
http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/morkegg.jpg
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/02/Lemon5.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, the greatest player ever in the worst sport ever just stopped being a huge bore!
― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 November 2009 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link
(I think I would end golf on earth before wars.)
― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 November 2009 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link
A wise decision.
― ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:43 (Yesterday) Permalink
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.pricescope.com/idealbb/files/ElinNordegren2Ring.jpg
okay looking. I want to live wherever Johnny Fever lives.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
sweden?
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
haha maybe?
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link
lets all move 2 sweden
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
btw, the whole "smash the rear window of an SUV in order to pull husband out" thing doesn't sound very likely to me.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link