i mean wtf
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
gayo from mayo
― velko, Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link
as well to make a joke referring to his scottishness
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 November 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Isn't she swedish and doesn't she have a twin sister? I often wonder how the twin sister is doing. At least she doesn't have a husband who drives an Escalade. When they mentioned the woman he philandered with (okay okay fucked), I thought the name sounded familiar. Then I realized she's the one who also seduced the dude from Angel and Bones.
Anyway, this is kinda silly really. They fought about his crappy car and whether or not he fucked that chick in it. Big fucking deal.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
This story has a fair way to go then...
― Lord Byron Bay of Pigs (SeekAltRoute), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link
his wife sounds like a right pitch tbh but of course they may just have some ishers they need to iron out before this drives a major wedge between them.
― DRUNK SWEDISH CHINTZ (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link
it involves a hole in one who is not his wife iirc
― velko, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
(btw karine isher is a french golfer who plays on the ladies tours. I found her on wikipedia when I was trying to crowbar in another crap pun.)
― DRUNK SWEDISH CHINTZ (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
ahhhh i was trying to think of a hole in one joke!
― harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
helping u
― velko, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
: )
― harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Mork from Dublin
― cozwn, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Think about it:
http://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/morkegg.jpg
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/02/Lemon5.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 November 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
haha, the greatest player ever in the worst sport ever just stopped being a huge bore!
― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 November 2009 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link
(I think I would end golf on earth before wars.)
― Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 November 2009 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link
A wise decision.
― ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:02 (fourteen years ago) link
His wife's okay-looking, but whatevs.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 28 November 2009 07:43 (Yesterday) Permalink
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.pricescope.com/idealbb/files/ElinNordegren2Ring.jpg
okay looking. I want to live wherever Johnny Fever lives.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link
sweden?
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link
haha maybe?
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link
lets all move 2 sweden
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
btw, the whole "smash the rear window of an SUV in order to pull husband out" thing doesn't sound very likely to me.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/#ixzz0Y8Qow27E
― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, November 28, 2009 2:00 AM (20 hours ago
― we be emi robin' (k3vin k.), Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Ali married Bono on 21 August 1982 in a Church of Ireland (Anglican) ceremony at All Saints Church, Raheny
is this considered "posh" in irish terms??
― velko, Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^zing opportunity, britishers
― itdn put butt in the display name (gbx), Sunday, 29 November 2009 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link
http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2009/11/28/PH2009112801542.jpg
― Super Cub, Sunday, 29 November 2009 08:55 (fourteen years ago) link
For some reason this strikes me as a cross between the Racial Draft skit and the When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong skits
― Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 29 November 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
tiger needs a kobe special http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/29/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-kobe-bryant-rachel-uchitel-zales-ring/
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 29 November 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
― velko, 29 November 2009 03:33 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
getting marries? these days, maybe.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Monday, 30 November 2009 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I liked the video for 'The Sweetest Thing' where Bono brings out all sorts of horrible surprises for Ali. She seemed quite nice, based on the half-second shot of her at the start (and assuming she didn't use a body double). Maybe Tiger should lay on something similar for his missus?
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 30 November 2009 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
"only boyzone can help me now"
yeah that's gonna be top 3 easy of things tiger woods is never gonna have to say.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Monday, 30 November 2009 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost she likes boyzone apparently. sweetest thing was also written because he forgot her birthday, hence the "i"m sorry sign".
uh i think that's the story. could be she hates boyzone and he wants to piss her off.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 30 November 2009 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Ghost of Stephen Gately to serenade Mrs Tiger.
― ailsa, Monday, 30 November 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-us-weekly-jaimee-grubbs-affair-elin-nordegren-voicemail/#ixzz0YSxQeWLv
― luol deng (am0n), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1201_tiger_grubbs_reg_01.jpg
i get so annoyed--his wife is so friggin hot and probably not an idiot--and he goes and has an affair with a chick from TOOL ACADEMY??
― max, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Note to famous married dudes: keep your dick in your pants. That's all there is to it.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
fixed
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i get so annoyed--his wife is so friggin hot and probably not an idiot and is crazy enough to attack him with a golf club--and he goes and has an affair with a chick from TOOL ACADEMY??
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
what else is she supposed to attack him with? let's imagine how many golf clubs are in that house
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Jaimee Grubbs is the girlfriend of Shawn "Loud Mouth Tool" Southern, one of the contestants on VH1's reality series, "Tool Academy." Jaimee Grubbs is a bartender from Studio City, California.
Jaimee Grubbs sees the sweet and caring side of her tool boyfriend Shawn and can't help but love him. His other qualities are much less appealing to her. Jaimee Grubbs is tired of being treated as just arm candy and wishes Shawn would show an interest in her life. Jaimee Grubbs is looking to the "Tool Academy" to break through to Shawn and give him a much needed reality check.
http://www.poptower.com/images/db/5968/420/300/shawn-loud-mouth-southern.jpg
― luol deng (am0n), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
(yeah, it's good advice for ALL married men, but famous guys are probably tempted about 1000x times as often.)
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
What you mean is they get offered it 1000x times as often
― E Poxy Thee Thule (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
what else is she supposed to attack him with?
She could have strangled him with a US Open blazer.
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
btw the GIS result for "us open green blazer" has some incredibly odd NSFW results on the first page
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmEkdxt3Ufw
― luol deng (am0n), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
American cable news has to to get like this and explain everything via CGI construction.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Scroll up!
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link