i finally got to move to a cube that isn't next to ANYONE, with a WINDOW, where it is quiet and I can sleep during 45 minutes of my lunch break. thank god.
― akm, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Me: "I'm sure that admin snafu on the meeting notification was just a simple mistake." Paranoid Conspiracy Obsessed Guy: "Ah! But that's what they want you to think!" Me: "???"
― snoball, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link
My co-worker, who is FINALLY getting married this Saturday (I have to go, too.)
It's not at the Doubletree, is it?
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
It seems like an unusual office atmosphere where you can't just send polite "regrets" to a colleague's wedding invite...?
― Laurel, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
PLEASE TAKE YOUR PHONE OFF OF CONFERENCE LADY ON OTHER SIDE OF CUBE WALL
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
So how do you pronounce Wyedean?
― The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
No, P.P., it's not at the Doubletree -- are you going to one there? I guess the part of the wedding I am looking forward to is the band that she hired to play the reception. They are call 1-900 and they're from Memphis. Apparently they do "funk, soul, and R&B jams". Maybe I can embarrass her with my "awesome" dance moves?
I work for a judge, there's only five of us in this office, so, you know, it's intimate and you actually get to know people. And I like my co-worker, but for the past year, yikes! The judge is officiating, so at least I'll know someone there.
― Ai Lien, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
ok this woman won't let me schedule a meeting from either 4:30-5:30 pm (she has an evening thing) thurs OR 9-10 am (because, the last time she rushed to a meeting at 9, she broke her arm). AND she has a "private appointment" on her calendar 1-3. AND she got hired instead of me for her position. AND she is super condescending to me all the time and i dislike her muchly.
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's off her.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
it is so stupid how far you can get with an mba and no actual skills with doing your job/interacting with humans
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
what do they even teach you in mba school
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
xp Try borderline illiteracy, a complete inability to correctly capitalize or punctuate emails, and no evidence that your question has actually been read or understood.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
mba's=aliens. for real.
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
a complete inability to correctly capitalize or punctuate emails
:x
― sleep, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
wait nevermind, i guess my work emails are actually flawless 99% of the time other emails not so much
― sleep, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link
i am so certain i do not want an mba. i need to figure out another easily obtained fancy sounding professional designation because i was specifically told i look "terrible on paper". ;_;
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
-- bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:06 (2 minutes ago) Link
How to dress for SUCCESS
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm soooooo ready for my new job with a CHEF in house and a deck on the roof and bike storage
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link
braggin ^
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link
we have multiple "chefs" in house at our staff caf and guess what they all suck
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link
hmm CFA designation? seems to require no school and may be meaningless?
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
we have multiple "chefs" in house at our staff caf and guess what they all suck-- bell_labs, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 4:22 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- bell_labs, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 4:22 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
free lunch, not a caf
the office is basically laid on like a bunch of big desk islands around a kitchen / dining / meeting area
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
googling CFA leads me to this much more adorable career path http://www.cfainc.org/
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
O.K., I've got a fresh gripe.
I've been helping our court reporter, transcribing for $1/page. I've done about 8 hours work on this one particular hearing so far. She just discovered that she's already transcribed it, so "Nevermind, maybe I can pay you less?" NO.
― Ai Lien, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
lol boiler room
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
"Oh, look. My house was already painted. Can we just call the whole thing off?"
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
(And my dad's the one going to the Doubletree. It was just weird hearing you talk about going to a wedding this weekend mere seconds after I had just got off the phone with him.)
http://www.wickfordgourmet.com/images/catering_seafood.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I kind of miss my office mate from like 3 years ago. She had an affectation where she talked like she was in a Jane Austen novel and refused to live in the modern world, all because of her strict catholic convictions. She'd never heard of ordinary things like Guns 'N Roses or Lost, and often wept over the loss of old fashioned 'courtship' in our culture. She once regaled me with a long story about how her and her husband chastely flirted back in their courtin' days. Her favorite thing to do for him was to make cookies, then lick the spoon in front of him. Yep, that was how they did their flirting. SICK.
― Tricksey Spinster, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
the office is basically laid on like a bunch of big desk islands around a kitchen / dining / meeting arealol boiler room-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 4:48 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 4:48 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
The company's parent company also owns a hedge fund on the floor above us. People were ROLLERBLADING on the SMOKED GLASS floor wtf 1990s
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
well, that sounds horrible.
does anyone know anything about cfa vs. msf designations?
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Why do you hate rollerblading?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Funny when geeks at work think that the height of coolness is sighing loudly every 30 seconds, rubbish sarcasm, moaning about the IT system and generally being really exasperated by the slightest thing.
LOL, 45 year old guy who still lives with his mum acting like Kevin The Teenager if he walked around all day holding a clipboard.
― Bodrick III, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
i just want a quiet office where i can lock myself away from my annoying coworkers.
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
the woman i hate is complaining to my boss vaguely about me. uhm i can hear you. luckily my boss is not having it.
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
man, this thread makes me...not happy, so much as feeling like every day I dodge a hail of bullets.
― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Her favorite thing to do for him was to make cookies, then lick the spoon in front of him.
HOTTT
― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Jon, that sounds like a great place.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.sptimes.com/2003/10/27/images/xlarge/FLO_1_td27star1_172032_1027.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link
how do you deal with someone who acts like they are your boss, when they actually aren't? can i just ignore her? or be snotty all the time?
― bell_labs, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean i don't know if this woman just has terrible people skills and can't ask for help with things without demanding it, or if she actually thinks she is my boss? should i talk to me real boss about this or is that a dick move?
― bell_labs, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Can you tell her that you'd like to help but that she'll have to put in the request via your real boss?
― quincie, Friday, 18 April 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^^ best way to go (tho informing your boss that this is coming might also be prudent).
I would bitch more about the co-worker that's told me twice I'll get slanted eyes if I eat too much Chinese food, but instead I'd like to give a heads-up to all of y'all in my company (about 20%, it seems) that would like me to resend tab-delimited text files as Excel spreadsheets: you can open those fuckers up in Excel. Go ahead. Give it a try.
― David R., Friday, 18 April 2008 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
haha
― sleep, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH baby boomers and computers DON'T MIX
― bell_labs, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
and they yell at me when computers don't perform magical and outlandish tasks
― bell_labs, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
i am going to have to stay two hours late on a friday AGAIN arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh
this is like the 4th friday in a row
― bell_labs, Friday, 18 April 2008 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
you sound poor
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
classy.
― bell_labs, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
If you don't stop the constant harrassment of Lindsay I will call the police, your parents, and your employer.
^ classy
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
It's not that often you actually get to watch someone slit their throat to spite their stomach. It might be some kind of record.
― Laurel, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link