What you mean is they get offered it 1000x times as often
― E Poxy Thee Thule (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
what else is she supposed to attack him with?
She could have strangled him with a US Open blazer.
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
btw the GIS result for "us open green blazer" has some incredibly odd NSFW results on the first page
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmEkdxt3Ufw
― luol deng (am0n), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE
American cable news has to to get like this and explain everything via CGI construction.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Scroll up!
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link
There are so many more civilized ways to deal with marital infidelities but I can truly sympathize with a wronged wife when she finds out her husband has been banging some chick whose bf is named Loud Mouth Tool and decides to have at her spouse with a golf club.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
whoops, thought I scanned the page thoroughly
― Cunga, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Chinese CGI video looks like it was modeled in GTA. Agree that more of this needs to be shown on American news.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link
when i watch CGI TIGER i like to pretend it's someone's actual dream that was recorded with a DC MINI
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger apologizes for running into that golf club or something similar.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link
"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, December 1, 2009 2:33 PM (Yesterday)
haha i'm guessing that it's because the masters is the tournament which awards a green jacket
― brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i would like to lend my Tool Academy expertise here to point out that Jamiee wasn't even the Loud Mouth Tool's girlfriend for most of the season, a couple episodes in his other girlfriend showed up and she got mad and left, so the other girl joined in for the rest of the show.
― ess-tee-oh-pee (some dude), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i wish i had a daytime cable show so i could invite you on as an expert al
― max, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Not content with just one hole apparently....
― Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link
o_0
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link
The existence of Tool Academy is the most unsettling thing about all of this
― a. cole, u thic (acoleuthic), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link
It was a train wreck ... but if you like train wrecks, hooboy.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link
"Tiger will do more than any other man in history to change the course of humanity. … He is the Chosen One. He'll have the power to impact nations. Not people. Nations."— Earl Woods, Tiger's father
from here
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
― max, Wednesday, December 2, 2009 12:55 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
haha it could be like the KITH sketch that's a faux-documentary about an escape artist, and when one of the talking heads is onscreen the caption that flashes up is "An old guy who used to watch a lot of TV"
― the 6 SBillion dollar man (some dude), Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.e85fuel.com/news/2008/060908_escalade_release/2009-cadillac-escalade.jpgwould smash
― admrl, Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link
would pimphttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/pimpride.jpg
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link
His parents pioneered the racial integration of a California suburb, and on his first day in kindergarten some older boys threw rocks at him and called him "nigger" and "monkey."
whoa! tough kindergarten
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
and he pelted the rocks with his golf clubs this was how he acquired his skills?
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think throwing golf clubs at rocks makes you a good golfer.
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link
doesn't make you a good driver/husband either, it turned out
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Imagine I just posted a screenshot from CBBC's "Hedz" where Tiger Woods defends Billie by throwing golf clubs at things, but unfortunately it hits her head instead.
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Your latest morning development, or not.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 3 December 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Ochocinco weighs in
http://www.facebook.com/inbox/?drop&ref=mb#/video/video.php?v=792505380802&ref=nf
― everyone stop (dan m), Friday, 4 December 2009 06:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger Woods was found shoeless and snoring in the street when neighbors came upon him in the moments after Woods crashed his SUV outside his Florida mansion, according to an interview the Florida Highway Patrol recorded at the scene.
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4712889
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Hahah what
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 December 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.newser.com/story/75461/rachel-uchitel-had-crazy-ambien-sex-with-tiger.html
― mookieproof, Friday, 4 December 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't know why but even though I knew what thread I was on, I was expecting that to be a bizarre bestiality story
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Friday, 4 December 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Guess who else is talking about Tiger? Ashley Dupre, aka Eliot Spitzer’s call girl "Kristen." Bizarrely, she decided to vent to the New York Post by text message: “Here you have all these girls accepting gifts, money, trips from Tiger in exchange for sex—all the while knowing he is married. And now they all can't wait to tell their stories in exchange for even more money.” She concludes, “And I was the hooker? At least I kept my mouth shut.”
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
She was the professional hooker. These others are amateurs.
― wmlynch, Friday, 4 December 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL Ashley OTM
ps: ouch
The Daily Beast's Gerald Posner has learned exclusively that the beleaguered golfer is negotiating an immediate $5 million payout to his wife—and revising her prenup to give her as much as $55 million more to stay with him two more years.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-12-03/new-details-on-tigers-prenup/
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
"give me one more boy child and then you can go"
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
btw my favorite part of this story is that tiger managed to piss off jesper parnevik for all eternity. jesper parnevik!
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Elin is herself considered a good asset.
glad they put that on the table
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
``I have lost all respect for him, primarily as a man and a father,'' Parnevik said in the Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet on Thursday from the PGA Tour qualifying tournament in West Palm Beach, Fla. ``It doesn't even feel like it matters what he has done on the golf course. My respect for him as a person is gone. We have been nice to Tiger before, but now he only has himself to blame.
oh shiiiii
2010 season is going to be full-contact
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i know right! jesper is like the goofiest dude in golf which is SAYING SOMETHING
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
lol Ambien sex
― Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link
sometimes i think very very very few people are equipped with the moral compass to not turn into a total douche when presented with endless wealth and universal fame.
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
yep
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
best part of the jesper parnevik story is that he said elin should use a driver next time
― max, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
man this kinda sucks...and now parnevik is piling on? parnevik??
― brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
what a disaster for tiger woods
its personal for him. and hes danish.
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link