Hahah what
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 December 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.newser.com/story/75461/rachel-uchitel-had-crazy-ambien-sex-with-tiger.html
― mookieproof, Friday, 4 December 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I don't know why but even though I knew what thread I was on, I was expecting that to be a bizarre bestiality story
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Friday, 4 December 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Guess who else is talking about Tiger? Ashley Dupre, aka Eliot Spitzer’s call girl "Kristen." Bizarrely, she decided to vent to the New York Post by text message: “Here you have all these girls accepting gifts, money, trips from Tiger in exchange for sex—all the while knowing he is married. And now they all can't wait to tell their stories in exchange for even more money.” She concludes, “And I was the hooker? At least I kept my mouth shut.”
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
She was the professional hooker. These others are amateurs.
― wmlynch, Friday, 4 December 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL Ashley OTM
ps: ouch
The Daily Beast's Gerald Posner has learned exclusively that the beleaguered golfer is negotiating an immediate $5 million payout to his wife—and revising her prenup to give her as much as $55 million more to stay with him two more years.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-12-03/new-details-on-tigers-prenup/
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
"give me one more boy child and then you can go"
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link
btw my favorite part of this story is that tiger managed to piss off jesper parnevik for all eternity. jesper parnevik!
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Elin is herself considered a good asset.
glad they put that on the table
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
``I have lost all respect for him, primarily as a man and a father,'' Parnevik said in the Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet on Thursday from the PGA Tour qualifying tournament in West Palm Beach, Fla. ``It doesn't even feel like it matters what he has done on the golf course. My respect for him as a person is gone. We have been nice to Tiger before, but now he only has himself to blame.
oh shiiiii
2010 season is going to be full-contact
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i know right! jesper is like the goofiest dude in golf which is SAYING SOMETHING
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
lol Ambien sex
― Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link
sometimes i think very very very few people are equipped with the moral compass to not turn into a total douche when presented with endless wealth and universal fame.
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
yep
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
best part of the jesper parnevik story is that he said elin should use a driver next time
― max, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
man this kinda sucks...and now parnevik is piling on? parnevik??
― brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
what a disaster for tiger woods
its personal for him. and hes danish.
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
PGA Tour is going to be the biggest soap opera on the planet next year, everybody's going to pick sides, it's going to spill over into tournaments -- there will be fisticuffs in the locker rooms on multiple occasions. That's my prediction, you heard it here first.
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
we can only wait, and hope.
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger once again taking people getting into golf to the next level
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
it creates an interesting dynamic too w/r/t tiger's rival phil mickelson b/c phil's wife was (is?) battling cancer and he's just being a bro, sticking by her, and tiger's off having ambien sex with sexy sociopaths.
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
All this hate for a playa playing.
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
if u had told me last year that by december 2009 john daly would be skinny & monogamous and tiger woods would be the tours biggest coozehound i probably would have slapped you
― max, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
ambien sex wtf do you like fall asleep and have zombie sleepwalk boner sex?
― Mountain Dewm (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
tiger's statement was a bit of a joke...either admit it or don't.
x-post anyone on john daly's twitter? he's replaced booze and drugs and gambling and food with tweets
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
ambien sex doesn't really compute, no
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
theres a local ex bronco dj who went straight to calling parnevik an incredibly huge idiot for his comments, on the "dont hate the player..." thing. yknow, players know how it is, you never talk about another guys girl problem.
xpost
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
"tiger...are you sure you want to do this?"
"yeah...sometimes i think the only way i can feel anymore is just...to not feel anything."
*pops pills*
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
theres no such thing as a "player" in sweden tho
― max, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
parnevik being bros with elin sort of negates that, even if i believed that rule!
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091202044731AASWipb
― velko, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
tiger woods got me into golf but I will never lift a club again after all this
― SKATAAAAAAAAAAA (cozwn), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
even at an unfaithful spouse?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda surprised at parnevik to be honest, even if he's friends with the wife, seems kinda bad form to be speaking out on someone else's business.
btw yeah parnevik introduced them which is why he's sayin shit iirc
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
he feels bad cause he fucked up the life of a fellow swede
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:13 (18 minutes ago) Permalink
Ambien makes some people very horny.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
damn i thought he was a dane. sorry jesper. wasnt she the nanny for his kids or something?
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
even if he introduced them it's still bad form to speak publicly on it. could message tiger on facebook ideally...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
He could have twittered it.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
he could have waited until the next tournament and then when he sees tiger he could have just walked up to him really slowly and said "hey tiger", then just after tiger walked past he could say "hang on a second tiger" and tiger is like "yes?" and then jesper just says "don't you ever fuck with my friends again....EVER." and takes out an 8 iron and then actually goes for a 7 and hits it to 5 feet beside the pin and the crowd are going fucking mental...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I like the twitter idea better. I think I saw your idea in Tin Cup or something.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
lol tin cup
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
guarantee: in one of tiger's next tournaments, someone will yell, "cheater!" during a tee shot swing.
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
That's not exactly Babe Ruth calling his shot, is it now?
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
the answer is, parnevik shoulda did w/e ocho woulda did, had ocho been in his shoes. wwod?
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm making this guarantee to a kid with cancer so yes
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
parnevik should fix the peak on his cap before criticising others
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i've decided to have crazy ambien sex before I criticise T.Woods
― NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link