Tiger Woods car/life crash

"give me one more boy child and then you can go"

btw my favorite part of this story is that tiger managed to piss off jesper parnevik for all eternity. jesper parnevik!

Elin is herself considered a good asset.

glad they put that on the table

``I have lost all respect for him, primarily as a man and a father,'' Parnevik said in the Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet on Thursday from the PGA Tour qualifying tournament in West Palm Beach, Fla. ``It doesn't even feel like it matters what he has done on the golf course. My respect for him as a person is gone. We have been nice to Tiger before, but now he only has himself to blame.

oh shiiiii

2010 season is going to be full-contact

i know right! jesper is like the goofiest dude in golf which is SAYING SOMETHING

lol Ambien sex

sometimes i think very very very few people are equipped with the moral compass to not turn into a total douche when presented with endless wealth and universal fame.

yep

best part of the jesper parnevik story is that he said elin should use a driver next time

man this kinda sucks...and now parnevik is piling on? parnevik??

what a disaster for tiger woods

its personal for him. and hes danish.

PGA Tour is going to be the biggest soap opera on the planet next year, everybody's going to pick sides, it's going to spill over into tournaments -- there will be fisticuffs in the locker rooms on multiple occasions. That's my prediction, you heard it here first.

we can only wait, and hope.

Tiger once again taking people getting into golf to the next level

it creates an interesting dynamic too w/r/t tiger's rival phil mickelson b/c phil's wife was (is?) battling cancer and he's just being a bro, sticking by her, and tiger's off having ambien sex with sexy sociopaths.

All this hate for a playa playing.

if u had told me last year that by december 2009 john daly would be skinny & monogamous and tiger woods would be the tours biggest coozehound i probably would have slapped you

ambien sex wtf do you like fall asleep and have zombie sleepwalk boner sex?

tiger's statement was a bit of a joke...either admit it or don't.

x-post anyone on john daly's twitter? he's replaced booze and drugs and gambling and food with tweets

ambien sex doesn't really compute, no

theres a local ex bronco dj who went straight to calling parnevik an incredibly huge idiot for his comments, on the "dont hate the player..." thing. yknow, players know how it is, you never talk about another guys girl problem.

xpost

"tiger...are you sure you want to do this?"

"yeah...sometimes i think the only way i can feel anymore is just...to not feel anything."

*pops pills*

theres no such thing as a "player" in sweden tho

parnevik being bros with elin sort of negates that, even if i believed that rule!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091202044731AASWipb

tiger woods got me into golf but I will never lift a club again after all this

even at an unfaithful spouse?

kinda surprised at parnevik to be honest, even if he's friends with the wife, seems kinda bad form to be speaking out on someone else's business.

btw yeah parnevik introduced them which is why he's sayin shit iirc

he feels bad cause he fucked up the life of a fellow swede

ambien sex doesn't really compute, no

― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:13 (18 minutes ago) Permalink

Ambien makes some people very horny.

damn i thought he was a dane. sorry jesper. wasnt she the nanny for his kids or something?

even if he introduced them it's still bad form to speak publicly on it. could message tiger on facebook ideally...

He could have twittered it.

he could have waited until the next tournament and then when he sees tiger he could have just walked up to him really slowly and said "hey tiger", then just after tiger walked past he could say "hang on a second tiger" and tiger is like "yes?" and then jesper just says "don't you ever fuck with my friends again....EVER." and takes out an 8 iron and then actually goes for a 7 and hits it to 5 feet beside the pin and the crowd are going fucking mental...

I like the twitter idea better. I think I saw your idea in Tin Cup or something.

lol tin cup

guarantee: in one of tiger's next tournaments, someone will yell, "cheater!" during a tee shot swing.

That's not exactly Babe Ruth calling his shot, is it now?

the answer is, parnevik shoulda did w/e ocho woulda did, had ocho been in his shoes. wwod?

i'm making this guarantee to a kid with cancer so yes

parnevik should fix the peak on his cap before criticising others

i've decided to have crazy ambien sex before I criticise T.Woods

let he who has not had crazy ambien sex cast the first stone

amen

no wait! let NOT he who has not had crazy ambien sex cast the first stone

....

I think his wife already cast the first stone.

let she who was not involved in crazy ambien sex swing the first club