what a disaster for tiger woods
― brutt fartve (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
its personal for him. and hes danish.
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:04 (fourteen years ago) link
PGA Tour is going to be the biggest soap opera on the planet next year, everybody's going to pick sides, it's going to spill over into tournaments -- there will be fisticuffs in the locker rooms on multiple occasions. That's my prediction, you heard it here first.
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
we can only wait, and hope.
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger once again taking people getting into golf to the next level
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
it creates an interesting dynamic too w/r/t tiger's rival phil mickelson b/c phil's wife was (is?) battling cancer and he's just being a bro, sticking by her, and tiger's off having ambien sex with sexy sociopaths.
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
All this hate for a playa playing.
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
if u had told me last year that by december 2009 john daly would be skinny & monogamous and tiger woods would be the tours biggest coozehound i probably would have slapped you
― max, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
ambien sex wtf do you like fall asleep and have zombie sleepwalk boner sex?
― Mountain Dewm (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
tiger's statement was a bit of a joke...either admit it or don't.
x-post anyone on john daly's twitter? he's replaced booze and drugs and gambling and food with tweets
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link
ambien sex doesn't really compute, no
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
theres a local ex bronco dj who went straight to calling parnevik an incredibly huge idiot for his comments, on the "dont hate the player..." thing. yknow, players know how it is, you never talk about another guys girl problem.
xpost
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
"tiger...are you sure you want to do this?"
"yeah...sometimes i think the only way i can feel anymore is just...to not feel anything."
*pops pills*
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
theres no such thing as a "player" in sweden tho
― max, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
parnevik being bros with elin sort of negates that, even if i believed that rule!
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091202044731AASWipb
― velko, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
tiger woods got me into golf but I will never lift a club again after all this
― SKATAAAAAAAAAAA (cozwn), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
even at an unfaithful spouse?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda surprised at parnevik to be honest, even if he's friends with the wife, seems kinda bad form to be speaking out on someone else's business.
btw yeah parnevik introduced them which is why he's sayin shit iirc
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
he feels bad cause he fucked up the life of a fellow swede
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:13 (18 minutes ago) Permalink
Ambien makes some people very horny.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
damn i thought he was a dane. sorry jesper. wasnt she the nanny for his kids or something?
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
even if he introduced them it's still bad form to speak publicly on it. could message tiger on facebook ideally...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
He could have twittered it.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
he could have waited until the next tournament and then when he sees tiger he could have just walked up to him really slowly and said "hey tiger", then just after tiger walked past he could say "hang on a second tiger" and tiger is like "yes?" and then jesper just says "don't you ever fuck with my friends again....EVER." and takes out an 8 iron and then actually goes for a 7 and hits it to 5 feet beside the pin and the crowd are going fucking mental...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I like the twitter idea better. I think I saw your idea in Tin Cup or something.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
lol tin cup
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
guarantee: in one of tiger's next tournaments, someone will yell, "cheater!" during a tee shot swing.
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
That's not exactly Babe Ruth calling his shot, is it now?
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
the answer is, parnevik shoulda did w/e ocho woulda did, had ocho been in his shoes. wwod?
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm making this guarantee to a kid with cancer so yes
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
parnevik should fix the peak on his cap before criticising others
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i've decided to have crazy ambien sex before I criticise T.Woods
― NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
let he who has not had crazy ambien sex cast the first stone
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
amen
― Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
no wait! let NOT he who has not had crazy ambien sex cast the first stone
....
I think his wife already cast the first stone.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
let she who was not involved in crazy ambien sex swing the first club
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
lmao
― Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
The New Tiger Woods Bible
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Results 1 - 10 of about 43,500 for crazy ambien sex. (0.09 seconds)
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 December 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://imgur.com/cTNjv.png
― go in go hard brother (Billy Dods), Friday, 4 December 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Golfball in the ear is a nice touch.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 4 December 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe he was just sleep-driving.
― Jeff, Saturday, 5 December 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought ambien sex was just a goofy minor plot point in Role Models.
― ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, 5 December 2009 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link
btw we're up to TEN now
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link
At once?
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link
ELIN OUT
also, ten? i hope there are 50more
― jergins, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 06:39 (fourteen years ago) link