ambien sex doesn't really compute, no
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
theres a local ex bronco dj who went straight to calling parnevik an incredibly huge idiot for his comments, on the "dont hate the player..." thing. yknow, players know how it is, you never talk about another guys girl problem.
xpost
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
"tiger...are you sure you want to do this?"
"yeah...sometimes i think the only way i can feel anymore is just...to not feel anything."
*pops pills*
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link
theres no such thing as a "player" in sweden tho
― max, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
parnevik being bros with elin sort of negates that, even if i believed that rule!
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091202044731AASWipb
― velko, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
tiger woods got me into golf but I will never lift a club again after all this
― SKATAAAAAAAAAAA (cozwn), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
even at an unfaithful spouse?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda surprised at parnevik to be honest, even if he's friends with the wife, seems kinda bad form to be speaking out on someone else's business.
btw yeah parnevik introduced them which is why he's sayin shit iirc
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
he feels bad cause he fucked up the life of a fellow swede
― omaha deserved 311 (call all destroyer), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link
― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:13 (18 minutes ago) Permalink
Ambien makes some people very horny.
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
damn i thought he was a dane. sorry jesper. wasnt she the nanny for his kids or something?
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
even if he introduced them it's still bad form to speak publicly on it. could message tiger on facebook ideally...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
He could have twittered it.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
he could have waited until the next tournament and then when he sees tiger he could have just walked up to him really slowly and said "hey tiger", then just after tiger walked past he could say "hang on a second tiger" and tiger is like "yes?" and then jesper just says "don't you ever fuck with my friends again....EVER." and takes out an 8 iron and then actually goes for a 7 and hits it to 5 feet beside the pin and the crowd are going fucking mental...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I like the twitter idea better. I think I saw your idea in Tin Cup or something.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link
lol tin cup
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:12 (fourteen years ago) link
guarantee: in one of tiger's next tournaments, someone will yell, "cheater!" during a tee shot swing.
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link
That's not exactly Babe Ruth calling his shot, is it now?
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
the answer is, parnevik shoulda did w/e ocho woulda did, had ocho been in his shoes. wwod?
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm making this guarantee to a kid with cancer so yes
― omar little, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
parnevik should fix the peak on his cap before criticising others
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i've decided to have crazy ambien sex before I criticise T.Woods
― NEW YORK DESERVED MANGINI (brownie), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
let he who has not had crazy ambien sex cast the first stone
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:29 (fourteen years ago) link
amen
― Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
no wait! let NOT he who has not had crazy ambien sex cast the first stone
....
I think his wife already cast the first stone.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
let she who was not involved in crazy ambien sex swing the first club
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
lmao
― Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
The New Tiger Woods Bible
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Results 1 - 10 of about 43,500 for crazy ambien sex. (0.09 seconds)
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 December 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://imgur.com/cTNjv.png
― go in go hard brother (Billy Dods), Friday, 4 December 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Golfball in the ear is a nice touch.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 4 December 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe he was just sleep-driving.
― Jeff, Saturday, 5 December 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought ambien sex was just a goofy minor plot point in Role Models.
― ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, 5 December 2009 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link
btw we're up to TEN now
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link
At once?
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link
ELIN OUT
also, ten? i hope there are 50more
― jergins, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 06:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/images/12/07/jaguars-mascot.jpg
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger Woods Admitted to Hospital as OD
Posted Dec 8th 2009 1:00AM by TMZ Staff
Tiger WoodsTiger Woods was admitted to Health Central Hospital the day after Thanksgiving as an overdose.
Sources connected with the hospital tell TMZ the admissions chart lists "OD" and that he was having trouble breathing.
We're told the fifth floor of the hospital was put on lockdown when Tiger arrived. Tiger was admitted under an alias -- William Smith. His wife, Elin Nordegren was by his side.
As we first reported, Elin gave paramedics two pill bottles at the accident scene -- we now know the prescriptions were for Ambien and Vicodin. Tiger was in and out of consciousness, snoring at the scene, and our sources say he clearly appeared to be under the influence of something -- not alcohol.
We're also told doctors used a breathing tube to assist his respiration.
We're also told hospital officials changed Tiger's alias after a few hours to another alias because they feared people would find out he was there.
― omar little, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 06:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Unidentified blonde woman taken out of Tiger Woods' house on a stretcher
― Alba, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf is going on
― SKATAAAAAAAAAAA (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Actress: Holly Sampson, seen here in My First Sex Teacher volume 18, is reported to be another alleged mistress
they tried bless them but this was the only picture they could find
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link
According to the Sun, there are claims that Woods had enjoyed a fling with a well-known female British television presenter.
It quoted a source as saying: 'He would hook up with her when he went to the UK. She's really sexy and very well known. A good friend of mine told me about it years ago.' The source, said to be a sports marketing executive who had known Woods for years, added: 'Both will be hoping this one doesn't come out. It will take the scandal to a new level.'
The claim was furiously denied yesterday by the woman in question, who insisted there was no truth in what was being claimed.
Come on, who's this then?
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link
We're also told hospital officials changed Tiger's alias after a few hours to another alias because they feared people would find out he was there
"T Woods...no that's too obvious lets call him Tiger W"
Guess stretcher woman must've heard about Kir$+y G4ll4gh3r.
― ☜ no, over there (suzy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Playas gotta play.
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf she's not even blonde xp
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link