Tiger Woods car/life crash

theres no such thing as a "player" in sweden tho

parnevik being bros with elin sort of negates that, even if i believed that rule!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091202044731AASWipb

tiger woods got me into golf but I will never lift a club again after all this

even at an unfaithful spouse?

kinda surprised at parnevik to be honest, even if he's friends with the wife, seems kinda bad form to be speaking out on someone else's business.

btw yeah parnevik introduced them which is why he's sayin shit iirc

he feels bad cause he fucked up the life of a fellow swede

ambien sex doesn't really compute, no

― WmC, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:13 (18 minutes ago) Permalink

Ambien makes some people very horny.

damn i thought he was a dane. sorry jesper. wasnt she the nanny for his kids or something?

even if he introduced them it's still bad form to speak publicly on it. could message tiger on facebook ideally...

He could have twittered it.

he could have waited until the next tournament and then when he sees tiger he could have just walked up to him really slowly and said "hey tiger", then just after tiger walked past he could say "hang on a second tiger" and tiger is like "yes?" and then jesper just says "don't you ever fuck with my friends again....EVER." and takes out an 8 iron and then actually goes for a 7 and hits it to 5 feet beside the pin and the crowd are going fucking mental...

I like the twitter idea better. I think I saw your idea in Tin Cup or something.

lol tin cup

guarantee: in one of tiger's next tournaments, someone will yell, "cheater!" during a tee shot swing.

That's not exactly Babe Ruth calling his shot, is it now?

the answer is, parnevik shoulda did w/e ocho woulda did, had ocho been in his shoes. wwod?

i'm making this guarantee to a kid with cancer so yes

parnevik should fix the peak on his cap before criticising others

i've decided to have crazy ambien sex before I criticise T.Woods

let he who has not had crazy ambien sex cast the first stone

amen

no wait! let NOT he who has not had crazy ambien sex cast the first stone

....

I think his wife already cast the first stone.

let she who was not involved in crazy ambien sex swing the first club

lmao

The New Tiger Woods Bible

Results 1 - 10 of about 43,500 for crazy ambien sex. (0.09 seconds)

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Golfball in the ear is a nice touch.

Maybe he was just sleep-driving.

I thought ambien sex was just a goofy minor plot point in Role Models.

btw we're up to TEN now

At once?

ELIN OUT

also, ten? i hope there are 50more

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Tiger Woods Admitted to Hospital as OD

Posted Dec 8th 2009 1:00AM by TMZ Staff

Tiger WoodsTiger Woods was admitted to Health Central Hospital the day after Thanksgiving as an overdose.

Sources connected with the hospital tell TMZ the admissions chart lists "OD" and that he was having trouble breathing.

We're told the fifth floor of the hospital was put on lockdown when Tiger arrived. Tiger was admitted under an alias -- William Smith. His wife, Elin Nordegren was by his side.

As we first reported, Elin gave paramedics two pill bottles at the accident scene -- we now know the prescriptions were for Ambien and Vicodin. Tiger was in and out of consciousness, snoring at the scene, and our sources say he clearly appeared to be under the influence of something -- not alcohol.

We're also told doctors used a breathing tube to assist his respiration.

We're also told hospital officials changed Tiger's alias after a few hours to another alias because they feared people would find out he was there.

Unidentified blonde woman taken out of Tiger Woods' house on a stretcher

wtf is going on

Actress: Holly Sampson, seen here in My First Sex Teacher volume 18, is reported to be another alleged mistress

they tried bless them but this was the only picture they could find

According to the Sun, there are claims that Woods had enjoyed a fling with a well-known female British television presenter.

It quoted a source as saying: 'He would hook up with her when he went to the UK. She's really sexy and very well known. A good friend of mine told me about it years ago.'
The source, said to be a sports marketing executive who had known Woods for years, added: 'Both will be hoping this one doesn't come out. It will take the scandal to a new level.'

The claim was furiously denied yesterday by the woman in question, who insisted there was no truth in what was being claimed.

Come on, who's this then?

We're also told hospital officials changed Tiger's alias after a few hours to another alias because they feared people would find out he was there

"T Woods...no that's too obvious lets call him Tiger W"

Guess stretcher woman must've heard about Kir$+y G4ll4gh3r.

Playas gotta play.

wtf she's not even blonde xp

tiger is really engaged in some serious next-level self-destruction here. like, i can't remember the last famous person to so thoroughly trash their reputation so quickly.

figures he'd be the best even at that.

LOL huge BBC joke with Andy Gallaher bringing Radio 4 report of stretcherness.

"and now back to Desert Island Discs with former Oasis frontman..."