amen
― Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
no wait! let NOT he who has not had crazy ambien sex cast the first stone
....
I think his wife already cast the first stone.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
let she who was not involved in crazy ambien sex swing the first club
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
lmao
― Do you love me now? (surm), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link
The New Tiger Woods Bible
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Results 1 - 10 of about 43,500 for crazy ambien sex. (0.09 seconds)
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 4 December 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
http://imgur.com/cTNjv.png
― go in go hard brother (Billy Dods), Friday, 4 December 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Golfball in the ear is a nice touch.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 4 December 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Maybe he was just sleep-driving.
― Jeff, Saturday, 5 December 2009 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought ambien sex was just a goofy minor plot point in Role Models.
― ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, 5 December 2009 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link
btw we're up to TEN now
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:22 (fourteen years ago) link
At once?
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 05:25 (fourteen years ago) link
ELIN OUT
also, ten? i hope there are 50more
― jergins, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 06:39 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/images/12/07/jaguars-mascot.jpg
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 06:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger Woods Admitted to Hospital as OD
Posted Dec 8th 2009 1:00AM by TMZ Staff
Tiger WoodsTiger Woods was admitted to Health Central Hospital the day after Thanksgiving as an overdose.
Sources connected with the hospital tell TMZ the admissions chart lists "OD" and that he was having trouble breathing.
We're told the fifth floor of the hospital was put on lockdown when Tiger arrived. Tiger was admitted under an alias -- William Smith. His wife, Elin Nordegren was by his side.
As we first reported, Elin gave paramedics two pill bottles at the accident scene -- we now know the prescriptions were for Ambien and Vicodin. Tiger was in and out of consciousness, snoring at the scene, and our sources say he clearly appeared to be under the influence of something -- not alcohol.
We're also told doctors used a breathing tube to assist his respiration.
We're also told hospital officials changed Tiger's alias after a few hours to another alias because they feared people would find out he was there.
― omar little, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 06:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Unidentified blonde woman taken out of Tiger Woods' house on a stretcher
― Alba, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf is going on
― SKATAAAAAAAAAAA (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Actress: Holly Sampson, seen here in My First Sex Teacher volume 18, is reported to be another alleged mistress
they tried bless them but this was the only picture they could find
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link
According to the Sun, there are claims that Woods had enjoyed a fling with a well-known female British television presenter.
It quoted a source as saying: 'He would hook up with her when he went to the UK. She's really sexy and very well known. A good friend of mine told me about it years ago.' The source, said to be a sports marketing executive who had known Woods for years, added: 'Both will be hoping this one doesn't come out. It will take the scandal to a new level.'
The claim was furiously denied yesterday by the woman in question, who insisted there was no truth in what was being claimed.
Come on, who's this then?
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link
We're also told hospital officials changed Tiger's alias after a few hours to another alias because they feared people would find out he was there
"T Woods...no that's too obvious lets call him Tiger W"
Guess stretcher woman must've heard about Kir$+y G4ll4gh3r.
― ☜ no, over there (suzy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Playas gotta play.
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf she's not even blonde xp
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
tiger is really engaged in some serious next-level self-destruction here. like, i can't remember the last famous person to so thoroughly trash their reputation so quickly.
figures he'd be the best even at that.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL huge BBC joke with Andy Gallaher bringing Radio 4 report of stretcherness.
― ☜ no, over there (suzy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"and now back to Desert Island Discs with former Oasis frontman..."
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Stretcher woman - his mother-in-law?http://www.soderhamn.se/images/200.7d9f35391181509ed33800023611/landsh%C3%B6vding_barbro_holmberg.jpg
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Obv. Hazel Irvine
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
He's not trashing his reputation quickly as much as he's suddenly being held responsible for years of playing around. Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with, what, 10,000 women?
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Having now been shown able to play nine holes away, he's clearly going for 18.
― ☜ no, over there (suzy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link
― mdskltr
Suzy didn't say she was, she said the blonde girl had heard about well-known female British television presenter.
― blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah i'm saying if it was KG that would be weird, because like Tiger likes blondes like
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link
ah, right. Maybe after 143 blondes you fancy a wee change?
― blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link
the speed of this is the crazy thing, though. this guy was pretty much squeaky-clean untouchable what, ten days ago?
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Not all of the women in question are blondes! Also (unpalatable truth) in showbiz terms she counts as a higher-status pull compared to any number of these waitress/model/whatevers.
― ☜ no, over there (suzy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Some of them looked like trashy brunettes. I think as long as they have a vagina he's not very picky. xp
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link
heh first one without a vagina will be the REAL story imo
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link
From Wonder Years and Pump Up The Volume to MILF Bone 4.http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0760175/
"Up 6% in popularity this week. See why on IMDbPro."
― blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Some of the comments on news sites are just horrendously sexist. ("If these sluts didn't sleep with him, he wouldn't be having these problems." WTF)
I do feel for the wife. Yes, yes, she'll always be rich (divorced or married) but going through this in the public eye? Urgh. :-(
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link
well yeah you gotta feel for the wife. tiger seemed like the safest bet there is in terms of billionaire sports superstars.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link
this guy was pretty much squeaky-clean untouchable what, ten days ago?
yeah, that's what i mean too. obviously we're talking about years of behavior here, but that it should all come to light so fast, all at once, and spurred such a seemingly innocuous event at the front end. (by front end i mean the bumper of his car...)
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link
this whole thing has reminded me that roger federer said when mika got pregnant he turned to tiger for advice on how to balance family and life on the pro sports circuit.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link
It's funny that this started with us all guffawing at the rolling news channels false-starting on the story. I never got the impression that anyone had an inkling that this was going to follow.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link
mirka, i mean. (r-fed and mika would be a whole other story.)
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link
that would go against the trend so far - the first woman to emerge seemed to be a fairly respectable nightclub hostess and each one since has descended a bit further down the ladder (is the porn star the latest?)
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm a bit worried this means his wife has tried to top herself.
― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link
and it's not just the speed which is surprising, it's the speed and bizarrely regular drip-drip rate, rather than everything coming out at once - makes me think that it's been orchestrated quite heavily
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link
the story that his wife had moved out came some hours before this blonde-on-stretcher moment, right? i mean, who even knows any more.
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link