Tiger Woods car/life crash

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I think his wife already cast the first stone.

let she who was not involved in crazy ambien sex swing the first club

lmao

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Golfball in the ear is a nice touch.

Maybe he was just sleep-driving.

I thought ambien sex was just a goofy minor plot point in Role Models.

btw we're up to TEN now

At once?

ELIN OUT

also, ten? i hope there are 50more

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Tiger Woods Admitted to Hospital as OD

Posted Dec 8th 2009 1:00AM by TMZ Staff

Tiger WoodsTiger Woods was admitted to Health Central Hospital the day after Thanksgiving as an overdose.

Sources connected with the hospital tell TMZ the admissions chart lists "OD" and that he was having trouble breathing.

We're told the fifth floor of the hospital was put on lockdown when Tiger arrived. Tiger was admitted under an alias -- William Smith. His wife, Elin Nordegren was by his side.

As we first reported, Elin gave paramedics two pill bottles at the accident scene -- we now know the prescriptions were for Ambien and Vicodin. Tiger was in and out of consciousness, snoring at the scene, and our sources say he clearly appeared to be under the influence of something -- not alcohol.

We're also told doctors used a breathing tube to assist his respiration.

We're also told hospital officials changed Tiger's alias after a few hours to another alias because they feared people would find out he was there.

Unidentified blonde woman taken out of Tiger Woods' house on a stretcher

wtf is going on

Actress: Holly Sampson, seen here in My First Sex Teacher volume 18, is reported to be another alleged mistress

they tried bless them but this was the only picture they could find

According to the Sun, there are claims that Woods had enjoyed a fling with a well-known female British television presenter.

It quoted a source as saying: 'He would hook up with her when he went to the UK. She's really sexy and very well known. A good friend of mine told me about it years ago.'
The source, said to be a sports marketing executive who had known Woods for years, added: 'Both will be hoping this one doesn't come out. It will take the scandal to a new level.'

The claim was furiously denied yesterday by the woman in question, who insisted there was no truth in what was being claimed.

Come on, who's this then?

We're also told hospital officials changed Tiger's alias after a few hours to another alias because they feared people would find out he was there

"T Woods...no that's too obvious lets call him Tiger W"

Guess stretcher woman must've heard about Kir$+y G4ll4gh3r.

Playas gotta play.

wtf she's not even blonde xp

tiger is really engaged in some serious next-level self-destruction here. like, i can't remember the last famous person to so thoroughly trash their reputation so quickly.

figures he'd be the best even at that.

LOL huge BBC joke with Andy Gallaher bringing Radio 4 report of stretcherness.

"and now back to Desert Island Discs with former Oasis frontman..."

Stretcher woman - his mother-in-law?
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Come on, who's this then?

Obv. Hazel Irvine

He's not trashing his reputation quickly as much as he's suddenly being held responsible for years of playing around. Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with, what, 10,000 women?

Having now been shown able to play nine holes away, he's clearly going for 18.

wtf she's not even blonde xp

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Suzy didn't say she was, she said the blonde girl had heard about well-known female British television presenter.

yeah i'm saying if it was KG that would be weird, because like Tiger likes blondes like

ah, right. Maybe after 143 blondes you fancy a wee change?

the speed of this is the crazy thing, though. this guy was pretty much squeaky-clean untouchable what, ten days ago?

Not all of the women in question are blondes! Also (unpalatable truth) in showbiz terms she counts as a higher-status pull compared to any number of these waitress/model/whatevers.

yeah i'm saying if it was KG that would be weird, because like Tiger likes blondes like

Some of them looked like trashy brunettes. I think as long as they have a vagina he's not very picky. xp

heh first one without a vagina will be the REAL story imo

From Wonder Years and Pump Up The Volume to MILF Bone 4.
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"Up 6% in popularity this week. See why on IMDbPro."

Some of the comments on news sites are just horrendously sexist.
("If these sluts didn't sleep with him, he wouldn't be having these problems." WTF)

I do feel for the wife. Yes, yes, she'll always be rich (divorced or married) but going through this in the public eye? Urgh. :-(

well yeah you gotta feel for the wife. tiger seemed like the safest bet there is in terms of billionaire sports superstars.

this guy was pretty much squeaky-clean untouchable what, ten days ago?

yeah, that's what i mean too. obviously we're talking about years of behavior here, but that it should all come to light so fast, all at once, and spurred such a seemingly innocuous event at the front end. (by front end i mean the bumper of his car...)

this whole thing has reminded me that roger federer said when mika got pregnant he turned to tiger for advice on how to balance family and life on the pro sports circuit.

It's funny that this started with us all guffawing at the rolling news channels false-starting on the story. I never got the impression that anyone had an inkling that this was going to follow.

mirka, i mean. (r-fed and mika would be a whole other story.)

Not all of the women in question are blondes! Also (unpalatable truth) in showbiz terms she counts as a higher-status pull compared to any number of these waitress/model/whatevers.

that would go against the trend so far - the first woman to emerge seemed to be a fairly respectable nightclub hostess and each one since has descended a bit further down the ladder (is the porn star the latest?)

I'm a bit worried this means his wife has tried to top herself.

and it's not just the speed which is surprising, it's the speed and bizarrely regular drip-drip rate, rather than everything coming out at once - makes me think that it's been orchestrated quite heavily

the story that his wife had moved out came some hours before this blonde-on-stretcher moment, right? i mean, who even knows any more.

Maybe it takes a couple of days to track down a new mistress and offer them loads of money to sell their story?

the first woman to emerge seemed to be a fairly respectable nightclub hostess and each one since has descended a bit further down the ladder

Like I said, Hazel Irvine