― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 March 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago) link
In Scotland, scone is pronounced so that it rhymes with Ron.
― silver girl, Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Skottie, Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:15 (twenty years ago) link
― jody (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link
― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago) link
― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Abigail Wi1d (nickdastoor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link
― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago) link
Whatever happened to that Cozen guy, he was cool.
― Bimble, Saturday, 9 June 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link
do you really want to know?
― RJG, Sunday, 10 June 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link
haha
― jed_, Sunday, 10 June 2007 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link
Friday I heard a commercial in which the cockney sounding Geico gecko says something about an english muffin, which caused me to turn to the person next to me and ask "what do the english call "english muffins"? Thx, ILE!
― Hunt3r, Sunday, 10 June 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link
Cozen fought the law, and the law won.
― Madchen, Sunday, 10 June 2007 10:03 (seventeen years ago) link
happy birthday cozen
― blueski, Sunday, 10 June 2007 10:28 (seventeen years ago) link
it really was his birthday a few days ago.
― jed_, Sunday, 10 June 2007 10:33 (seventeen years ago) link
Ha! I don't remember this thread and certainly never saw the most recent revive. Anyway, yes, I fought the law and law won. Now I'm mostly miserable but rich.
[ban me]: Now that that's settled: biscuits. Do you have biscuits in the southern-U.S. sense, the lardy doughy kind that get smothered in "country" gravy? And if so, what do you call those?
Are these similar to faggots, or is that another thing?
― czn, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Hello, Cozen! Do you still look like Bernard Sumner?
― roxymuzak, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
"[ban me]"? Ha! I was quoting n4bisco%%/N1tsuh.
x-post
What?! No. Photo Booth-ed a few seconds ago:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2047/2218609209_777c0221a0_o.jpg
― czn, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Anyway this isn't about me, it's about faggots.
― czn, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Aren't faggots like meatballs?
The biscuits refered to above are like most similar in texture and weight etc. to scones, I guess. I have tried to explain the idea of gravy covered scone like things to my husband and it blows his mind but that's the best example I could come up with.
― ENBB, Friday, 25 January 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link
This is an American biscuit, with gravy being ladled on:
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/87/03/23030387.jpg
They are buttery and usually have a soft, doughy center. You can add sausage gravy as seen above and have them for breakfast; you can also eat them alongside entrees, possibly buttering them or spreading a little honey in the center.
― nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Those look quite delicious.
― czn, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Popeyes® Chicken and Biscuits
I miss
You
― warmsherry, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link
they don't call them anything. they eat them. (har har)
isn't it sad that after SEVEN years I came up with the same crap joke (before clicking on the thread)?
― stevienixed, Friday, 25 January 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link
is this where we start the - "that's not gravy" discussion? it's more of bechamel kind of affair.
― Porkpie, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I want to know, why does Trader Joe's call their English muffins British muffins?
― jaymc, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually no, Porkpie -- I think technically the distinction would be that white/country gravy starts from the sausage's own fat/drippings (plus flour, cream) rather than butter, like bechamel.
― nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Sometimes they don't even use any dairy! But the most common approach = brown some sausage, whisk flour into the fat/drippings, splash in milk/cream
― nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link
It's the dairy that throws me, that just can't be gravy, it's effectively a roux based sauce. To me gravy is meat juices plus booze/stock, and you skim away the fat.
so there we are, back to what the english call english muffins.....
― Porkpie, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I get a nice heart-attacky gravy using half lowfat milk, half water. The secret is browning your flour in the pig fat to a deep dark roux, skating right up to the edge of burning it. Generously salted and a HUGE amount of black pepper.
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Ha, Porkpie, this must be some UK thing, because so far as the US (and France!) go:
(a) you can use a roux to make a gravy! (b) the fact that the dairy throws you is dealt with honestly and straightforwardly by noting, often, that it is a "cream gravy"
― nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link
exactly, flour is the last thing I'll put into gravy, I don't want my meat flavour....masked or clouded, just put in some booze, burn off the alcohol and reduce to give a lovely gravy.
― Porkpie, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:26 (sixteen years ago) link
But are you saying you don't believe anything involving flour is really a gravy?
The main result of this discussion so far is HOT DAMN do I want some chicken-fried steak
― nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Lovely runny not-at-all-lumpy-and-therefore-distinctly-ungravylike gravy?
― HI DERE, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:30 (sixteen years ago) link
I've never put flour in anything I'd call gravy, no. This may not be an English thing please note - it may just be a me thing.
― Porkpie, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:33 (sixteen years ago) link
That's weird, there's flour or some kind of thickener in ALL gravies here, I think? I mean whether you use flour or Wondra or cornstarch or what have you, there's SOMEthing.
― Laurel, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link
here's what Delia has to say: . Basically there are two ways to make gravy – the first is by 'de-glazing', which involves spooning off most of the fat from the juices, then scraping the sides and base of the roasting tin to release all the lovely caramelised bits. Wine or stock (or both) is added, and the whole thing is allowed to bubble and reduce to produce a small amount of concentrated but thin gravy. Or, for a slightly thicker gravy for a larger number of people, again most of the fat is spooned off, but then flour is stirred into the juices before the liquid. Either way, the essential point (as with any cooking skill) is to preserve and enhance the flavour. It is best to use a stock that matches the meat, that is a beef stock to make gravy for beef, and so on. If you are pressed for time, ready-made stocks are available, but equally a vegetable stock made from potatoes or other vegetables is perfectly all right.
― Porkpie, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link
obv, I'm all about the former
fry the flour in the skimmed fat from the meat add the meat juice + booze if you want reduce
― Jarlrmai, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link
jus ≠ gravy
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh true, when Americans are making gravy it's probably for like 18 people at Thanksgiving or something, maybe it's to stretch the pan drippings further.
― Laurel, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link
haha xpost
Porkpie says thickened gravy is kinda more of "a bechamel affair" I'd say the thin gravy is kinda more of a jus affair
It's all gravy, though!
― nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun Up on in this gravyrie We got ya open, gravy boatin' So you gots to thicken me Don't need au juseration, holleratin' In this Thanksgiving Let's get it bechmelatin', while you're waiting I just love gravy
― HI DERE, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Now that that's settled: biscuits. Do you have biscuits in the southern-U.S. sense, the lardy doughy kind that get smothered in "country" gravy? And if so, what do you call those?
AFAIK we don't even really have these in Canada (except maybe if you went to some Southern-themed restaurant). I didn't know about them until a few months ago.
― Sundar, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago) link
(It's pretty interesting that as soon as you get to Buffalo, you start to find black-eyed peas and collard greens in the frozen food section and you can get these bastard-child 'biscuits' in pubs. I like it since black-eyed peas and okra and shit are important in South Indian food too.)
― Sundar, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Ha, Dan, the J is for "Jus" -- a middle name inspired by her godfather, Oran Jones
Sundar, they're a southern thing even in the U.S., and not something you can just grab anywhere up north; they're also super-delicious and not that hard to make, and I wish them upon everyone I like
― nabisco, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link