Tiger Woods car/life crash

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He's not trashing his reputation quickly as much as he's suddenly being held responsible for years of playing around. Wilt Chamberlain claimed to have slept with, what, 10,000 women?

Action Orientation (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Having now been shown able to play nine holes away, he's clearly going for 18.

☜ no, over there (suzy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf she's not even blonde xp

― mdskltr

Suzy didn't say she was, she said the blonde girl had heard about well-known female British television presenter.

blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i'm saying if it was KG that would be weird, because like Tiger likes blondes like

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:41 (fourteen years ago) link

ah, right. Maybe after 143 blondes you fancy a wee change?

blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

the speed of this is the crazy thing, though. this guy was pretty much squeaky-clean untouchable what, ten days ago?

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Not all of the women in question are blondes! Also (unpalatable truth) in showbiz terms she counts as a higher-status pull compared to any number of these waitress/model/whatevers.

☜ no, over there (suzy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i'm saying if it was KG that would be weird, because like Tiger likes blondes like

Some of them looked like trashy brunettes. I think as long as they have a vagina he's not very picky. xp

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

heh first one without a vagina will be the REAL story imo

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link

From Wonder Years and Pump Up The Volume to MILF Bone 4.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0760175/

"Up 6% in popularity this week. See why on IMDbPro."

blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Some of the comments on news sites are just horrendously sexist.
("If these sluts didn't sleep with him, he wouldn't be having these problems." WTF)

I do feel for the wife. Yes, yes, she'll always be rich (divorced or married) but going through this in the public eye? Urgh. :-(

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link

well yeah you gotta feel for the wife. tiger seemed like the safest bet there is in terms of billionaire sports superstars.

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link

this guy was pretty much squeaky-clean untouchable what, ten days ago?

yeah, that's what i mean too. obviously we're talking about years of behavior here, but that it should all come to light so fast, all at once, and spurred such a seemingly innocuous event at the front end. (by front end i mean the bumper of his car...)

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link

this whole thing has reminded me that roger federer said when mika got pregnant he turned to tiger for advice on how to balance family and life on the pro sports circuit.

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:09 (fourteen years ago) link

It's funny that this started with us all guffawing at the rolling news channels false-starting on the story. I never got the impression that anyone had an inkling that this was going to follow.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

mirka, i mean. (r-fed and mika would be a whole other story.)

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Not all of the women in question are blondes! Also (unpalatable truth) in showbiz terms she counts as a higher-status pull compared to any number of these waitress/model/whatevers.

that would go against the trend so far - the first woman to emerge seemed to be a fairly respectable nightclub hostess and each one since has descended a bit further down the ladder (is the porn star the latest?)

lex pretend, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm a bit worried this means his wife has tried to top herself.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:11 (fourteen years ago) link

and it's not just the speed which is surprising, it's the speed and bizarrely regular drip-drip rate, rather than everything coming out at once - makes me think that it's been orchestrated quite heavily

lex pretend, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:12 (fourteen years ago) link

the story that his wife had moved out came some hours before this blonde-on-stretcher moment, right? i mean, who even knows any more.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe it takes a couple of days to track down a new mistress and offer them loads of money to sell their story?

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:14 (fourteen years ago) link

the first woman to emerge seemed to be a fairly respectable nightclub hostess and each one since has descended a bit further down the ladder

Like I said, Hazel Irvine

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

makes me think that it's been orchestrated quite heavily

seems more like there's so much that's accumulated over the years that once the first crack appeared in the dam, it was impossible to hold it back. some of these women and/or their friends have probably figured this was a card they had, something they could go to the tabs with if they ever really needed cash or something, or they just have other reasons for wanting to take a swing at tiger (like, he was probably a dick to a lot of people), and now it's use-it-or-lose-it time.

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Was any of it known beforehand? You see rumours of misbehaviour from other cads before it all breaks, but I'd never seen or heard a peep about Tiger.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah there was a gq profile that talked about tiger as a coozehound iirc

max, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

more likely again that no tabloid/news source really wanted to be the first to break the story? real double edged sword, given his popularity (or maybe the business interests in keeping him squeaky clean). the crash was just the conduit needed.

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

its worth remembering that the rachel uchitel thing broke a week before tiger crashed the car

max, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

not over here, or at least i hadn't heard a whisper of it- but then that's maybe my point- that the rumours were there but no mainstream media were running with it.

Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:26 (fourteen years ago) link

there's the allegation that the enquirer had stuff on him two years ago but killed it in exchange for a mens fitness cover story.

http://munfitnessblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/tiger-woods-cover-page-of-mens-fitness.JPG

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Tiger! His Surprising Workout

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

That's one fitness regime I wouldn't object to

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

He looks naughty in that cover photo. We should have guessed.

Alba, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

How He Got BIG. Too much information there.

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

20 COOL GETAWAYS

blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

He has a weird Aphex Twin-ish grin on that cover.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

IIIIIIII WANT YOUR HOLE

blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Come to caddy?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Ned sinks the three-inch put.

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

not over here, or at least i hadn't heard a whisper of it- but then that's maybe my point- that the rumours were there but no mainstream media were running with it.

― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 9:26 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it was in the natl enquirer which is a super tabloid-y tabloid that a lot of people ignore (despite being the pub that broke the john edwards affair!)--tiger and his team were handling it beautifully as always, basically denying it, ignoring it, and i suspect threatening anyone more respectable who thought about picking it up. plus they had a willing partner in uchitel who even after the crash denied everything. it seems clear at this point tho that the natl enq article hit close enough to home for nordgren that thanksgiving weekend became a battleground for the two of them.

my guess would be that most of the women were convinced, monetarily or otherwise, that staying silent was in their and tigers best interests--and then once it came out, the girls realized a) there was no reason to be silent anymore and b) they could make some cash out of this if they were fast.

max, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

and possibly c) each maybe thought she was the only woman in tigers life and learning that she wasnt turned on him?

max, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Seriously, someone needs to photoshop his face from this:

http://munfitnessblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/tiger-woods-cover-page-of-mens-fitness.JPG

on to this picture:

http://www.barriomulas.com/2008/07/20/Aphex%20Twin%20-%20Come%20To%20Daddy-1.jpg

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

the story that his wife had moved out came some hours before this blonde-on-stretcher moment, right? i mean, who even knows any more.

Yes, but only down the road. Her mother has come over from Sweden to see and it's her who collapsed (or it's just a random middle-aged blonde woman being followed to the hospital by a younger blonde woman in a black car somewhat similar to the one Tiger was driving that time). It's now being reported that the woman (whoever she might be) is out of hospital, incidentally.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Selected Ambulance Works vol 2

The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link

surprised you didn't go with Selected Ambien Works there

rad bromance (Roz), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh I missed that shot!

The bugger in the short sleeves (NickB), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Just occurred to me that 'golf clap' has a sudden new connotation.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

BOOTAY

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I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link


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