Tiger Woods car/life crash

20 COOL GETAWAYS

He has a weird Aphex Twin-ish grin on that cover.

IIIIIIII WANT YOUR HOLE

Come to caddy?

Ned sinks the three-inch put.

not over here, or at least i hadn't heard a whisper of it- but then that's maybe my point- that the rumours were there but no mainstream media were running with it.

― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 9:26 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it was in the natl enquirer which is a super tabloid-y tabloid that a lot of people ignore (despite being the pub that broke the john edwards affair!)--tiger and his team were handling it beautifully as always, basically denying it, ignoring it, and i suspect threatening anyone more respectable who thought about picking it up. plus they had a willing partner in uchitel who even after the crash denied everything. it seems clear at this point tho that the natl enq article hit close enough to home for nordgren that thanksgiving weekend became a battleground for the two of them.

my guess would be that most of the women were convinced, monetarily or otherwise, that staying silent was in their and tigers best interests--and then once it came out, the girls realized a) there was no reason to be silent anymore and b) they could make some cash out of this if they were fast.

and possibly c) each maybe thought she was the only woman in tigers life and learning that she wasnt turned on him?

Seriously, someone needs to photoshop his face from this:

http://munfitnessblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/tiger-woods-cover-page-of-mens-fitness.JPG

on to this picture:

http://www.barriomulas.com/2008/07/20/Aphex%20Twin%20-%20Come%20To%20Daddy-1.jpg

the story that his wife had moved out came some hours before this blonde-on-stretcher moment, right? i mean, who even knows any more.

Yes, but only down the road. Her mother has come over from Sweden to see and it's her who collapsed (or it's just a random middle-aged blonde woman being followed to the hospital by a younger blonde woman in a black car somewhat similar to the one Tiger was driving that time). It's now being reported that the woman (whoever she might be) is out of hospital, incidentally.

Selected Ambulance Works vol 2

surprised you didn't go with Selected Ambien Works there

Oh I missed that shot!

Just occurred to me that 'golf clap' has a sudden new connotation.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/golf/04/13/tiger.comments/p1_tigerputt.jpg

BOOTAY

tiger woods car crash sex photos princess di online gambling wow gold

wow gold always makes me laugh cos it sounds like

WOW!!!!! Gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1208_stretcher_barbo_bn_01.jpg

Tiger Woods' mother-in-law is the woman who was taken to the hospital after the 911 call.

Officials from Health Central Hospital confirm Barbro Holmberg, Elin Nordegren's mom, was rushed to the hospital from Tiger Woods' home early this morning after complaining of stomach pains.

She is still in the hospital and listed in stable condition.

Can't wait for the Lifetime Original Movie so we can get Christine Baranski some quality work.

I can only imagine the look on Tiger's face when the mom-in-law started holding her stomach.

"Honey, there's another woman I forgot to mention..."

IVE BEEN DOING YOUR MOM HONEY

This is so going to be a Law & Order episode.

Cutter will find some creative way to charge Tiger with MURDER when the mother in law drops dead of a heart attack.

third act twist--elin nordegrin stand-in (played by january jones) WAS IN ON IT THE WHOLE TIME

this is all too weird - has tw got an autobiography coming out soon or something?

elin nordegrin secret porn career

go on...

played by january jones!

ok i'm in. talk to finance on the way out, i'll arrange for a blank cheque to be printed.

$_$

January Jones as a pr0n star

......

$$$$$$$

Law & Order would love the prostitution aspect of this story as well:

http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in-tigerland-a-deadspin-investigation-into-the-expensive-sexual-habits-of-pro-athletes

special vixens unit

I was wrong. It turns out Tiger Woods is facsinating.

John Daly's lost his crown

ty am0n!

i'm still loving this rick reilly link that's been on espn's front page for the past few days:

RICK REILLY

Tiger Will Be Better Man

His flaws exposed for all to see, Tiger Woods can emerge a better person.

now that tiger is going through this adversity, he'll know how to cover his tracks better.

rick reilly is just about the biggest fucking idiot in the world.

rick reilly is so terrible

mistresses of rich dudes get hella pissed and vindictive when they find out there are other "other women" and they go into total destruct mode w/their former fling

http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in-tigerland-a-deadspin-investigation-into-the-expensive-sexual-habits-of-pro-athletes

― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 12:14 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

recommended^

"I thought I was the only girl you were cheating with! WAAAAAAAH!" apologizing in advance to my fellow feminists for calling these women out as dumb spunkbuckets.

the plot sickens

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-mother-in-laws-911-elin-nordegren-barbro-holmberg/

wait, tiger woods's mom in law is the dead horse Barbaro?

man tmzs coverage of this is quite uh detailed - theyre now reporting

Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, just returned to the family home in Windermere, Florida, along with her twin sister, Josefin.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-wife-elin-nordegren-barbro-holmberg-food-poisoning/

Tiger leaps off boat.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44439000/jpg/_44439095_tiger_leap.jpg

From TMZ comments:

14. welll i didnt have sex with tiger because im already dead..thank you thank you thank you very much

Posted at 2:33PM on Dec 8th 2009 by elvis

Breaking News: Gatorade Discontinues Tiger Woods Drink

The avalanche continues

Advertisements featuring Tiger Woods have disappeared from prime-time broadcast television and many cable channels following reports of his extramarital affairs, according to data from Nielsen Co.

The last prime-time ad featuring the 33-year-old golfer was a 30-second Gillette Co. spot on Nov. 29, according to New York- based Nielsen. Woods also was absent from ads on a number of weekend sports programs, including NFL games, Nielsen said.

“Last weekend there wasn’t any advertisement during those games,” said Aaron Lewis, a spokesman at Nielsen.

The No. 1 ranked golfer’s standing with the public has plunged in the wake of reports of infidelity that followed a Nov. 27 car accident outside his home near Orlando, Florida. Woods’s ranking among celebrity endorsers tumbled to 24th from 6th, according to the Davie Brown Index, which is used to gauge the ability of personalities to influence shoppers.

Woods has endorsement agreements with Accenture Plc, Nike Inc., PepsiCo Inc.’s Gatorade, Tag Heuer International SA watches, Electronic Arts Inc. and Procter & Gamble Co.’s Gillette. Neither Mark Steinberg, Woods’s agent, nor Glenn Greenspan, a spokesman, responded to phone messages or e-mails seeking comment.

The golfer’s $110 million in annual income from endorsements and tournaments, as estimated by Forbes magazine, hinges on his standing with consumers. Woods ranked as the world’s fourth-highest paid celebrity in the 12 months through June 30, the magazine said. In October, he became the first athlete to top $1 billion in career earnings.