Can't wait for the Lifetime Original Movie so we can get Christine Baranski some quality work.
― james cameron gargameled my boner for life (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
I can only imagine the look on Tiger's face when the mom-in-law started holding her stomach.
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
"Honey, there's another woman I forgot to mention..."
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link
IVE BEEN DOING YOUR MOM HONEY
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link
This is so going to be a Law & Order episode.
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Cutter will find some creative way to charge Tiger with MURDER when the mother in law drops dead of a heart attack.
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
third act twist--elin nordegrin stand-in (played by january jones) WAS IN ON IT THE WHOLE TIME
― max, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
this is all too weird - has tw got an autobiography coming out soon or something?
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
elin nordegrin secret porn career
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
go on...
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
played by january jones!
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
ok i'm in. talk to finance on the way out, i'll arrange for a blank cheque to be printed.
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link
$_$
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
January Jones as a pr0n star
......
$$$$$$$
― Louis Cll (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Law & Order would love the prostitution aspect of this story as well:
http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in-tigerland-a-deadspin-investigation-into-the-expensive-sexual-habits-of-pro-athletes
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
special vixens unit
― too shart (am0n), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
I was wrong. It turns out Tiger Woods is facsinating.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
John Daly's lost his crown
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
ty am0n!
― special vixens unit (suzy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm still loving this rick reilly link that's been on espn's front page for the past few days:
RICK REILLY
Tiger Will Be Better Man
His flaws exposed for all to see, Tiger Woods can emerge a better person.
now that tiger is going through this adversity, he'll know how to cover his tracks better.
― omar little, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
rick reilly is just about the biggest fucking idiot in the world.
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
rick reilly is so terrible
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
mistresses of rich dudes get hella pissed and vindictive when they find out there are other "other women" and they go into total destruct mode w/their former fling
― omar little, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 12:14 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
recommended^
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
"I thought I was the only girl you were cheating with! WAAAAAAAH!" apologizing in advance to my fellow feminists for calling these women out as dumb spunkbuckets.
― special vixens unit (suzy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link
the plot sickens
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-mother-in-laws-911-elin-nordegren-barbro-holmberg/
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
wait, tiger woods's mom in law is the dead horse Barbaro?
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
man tmzs coverage of this is quite uh detailed - theyre now reporting
Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, just returned to the family home in Windermere, Florida, along with her twin sister, Josefin.
http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-wife-elin-nordegren-barbro-holmberg-food-poisoning/
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger leaps off boat.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44439000/jpg/_44439095_tiger_leap.jpg
― too shart (am0n), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link
From TMZ comments:
14. welll i didnt have sex with tiger because im already dead..thank you thank you thank you very much
Posted at 2:33PM on Dec 8th 2009 by elvis
― special vixens unit (suzy), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Breaking News: Gatorade Discontinues Tiger Woods Drink
― too shart (am0n), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link
The avalanche continues
Advertisements featuring Tiger Woods have disappeared from prime-time broadcast television and many cable channels following reports of his extramarital affairs, according to data from Nielsen Co.The last prime-time ad featuring the 33-year-old golfer was a 30-second Gillette Co. spot on Nov. 29, according to New York- based Nielsen. Woods also was absent from ads on a number of weekend sports programs, including NFL games, Nielsen said.“Last weekend there wasn’t any advertisement during those games,” said Aaron Lewis, a spokesman at Nielsen.The No. 1 ranked golfer’s standing with the public has plunged in the wake of reports of infidelity that followed a Nov. 27 car accident outside his home near Orlando, Florida. Woods’s ranking among celebrity endorsers tumbled to 24th from 6th, according to the Davie Brown Index, which is used to gauge the ability of personalities to influence shoppers.Woods has endorsement agreements with Accenture Plc, Nike Inc., PepsiCo Inc.’s Gatorade, Tag Heuer International SA watches, Electronic Arts Inc. and Procter & Gamble Co.’s Gillette. Neither Mark Steinberg, Woods’s agent, nor Glenn Greenspan, a spokesman, responded to phone messages or e-mails seeking comment.The golfer’s $110 million in annual income from endorsements and tournaments, as estimated by Forbes magazine, hinges on his standing with consumers. Woods ranked as the world’s fourth-highest paid celebrity in the 12 months through June 30, the magazine said. In October, he became the first athlete to top $1 billion in career earnings.
The last prime-time ad featuring the 33-year-old golfer was a 30-second Gillette Co. spot on Nov. 29, according to New York- based Nielsen. Woods also was absent from ads on a number of weekend sports programs, including NFL games, Nielsen said.
“Last weekend there wasn’t any advertisement during those games,” said Aaron Lewis, a spokesman at Nielsen.
The No. 1 ranked golfer’s standing with the public has plunged in the wake of reports of infidelity that followed a Nov. 27 car accident outside his home near Orlando, Florida. Woods’s ranking among celebrity endorsers tumbled to 24th from 6th, according to the Davie Brown Index, which is used to gauge the ability of personalities to influence shoppers.
Woods has endorsement agreements with Accenture Plc, Nike Inc., PepsiCo Inc.’s Gatorade, Tag Heuer International SA watches, Electronic Arts Inc. and Procter & Gamble Co.’s Gillette. Neither Mark Steinberg, Woods’s agent, nor Glenn Greenspan, a spokesman, responded to phone messages or e-mails seeking comment.
The golfer’s $110 million in annual income from endorsements and tournaments, as estimated by Forbes magazine, hinges on his standing with consumers. Woods ranked as the world’s fourth-highest paid celebrity in the 12 months through June 30, the magazine said. In October, he became the first athlete to top $1 billion in career earnings.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 03:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Porn star Joslyn James brings the number of women linked to Tiger Woods to 11 (warning Fox News link)
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 03:53 (fourteen years ago) link
now thats 2 fake titied porn bitches smh
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 03:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1208_cori_rist.jpg
― velko, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link
1.) Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess
2.) Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant
3.) Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas 4.) Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model
5.) Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie.
6.) Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress
7.) Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old former porn star
8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress
9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter
10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is a “sex-addicted cougar.”
11.) Joslyn James. The star of many, many porn videos
Geeze, and here we were all lead to believe that being a billionaire athlete lead to bedding fancy-schmanzy gals -- but no.
― Cunga, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link
lead/led - same thing
― Cunga, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link
So far Moquin and Jungers are the only ones even remotely as attractive as his wife.
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry, none of them are as attractive as his wife imo
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link
His wife's okay-looking, but whatevs.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, November 27, 2009 11:43 PM (1 week ago)
― ~~dark energy~~ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 05:10 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread's title really isn't accurate anymore, can we get a mod to change it to "Tiger Woods trainwreck"?
― radric in manehattan (some dude), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 05:19 (fourteen years ago) link
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 11:48 PM (Yesterday)
been doin ur research eh
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 05:47 (fourteen years ago) link
im still gonna root for tiger but this is weird as hell
srs question time: how long until the inevitable sex tape?
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link
there are pix of his junk out there if you care to seek that out.
― ~~dark energy~~ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 05:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2471334/naked_tiger_woods_pictures_next.html?cat=9
― ~~dark energy~~ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 05:50 (fourteen years ago) link
what i'm taking away from all this is that apparently a hugely famous rich married guy can really run through a lot of hos for a long time before any of it's made public, but once one is common knowledge they all stand to be counted
― radric in manehattan (some dude), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 05:55 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^solid analysis
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 05:57 (fourteen years ago) link
basically how i break it down to an extent
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link