Tiger Woods car/life crash

elin nordegrin secret porn career

go on...

played by january jones!

ok i'm in. talk to finance on the way out, i'll arrange for a blank cheque to be printed.

$_$

January Jones as a pr0n star

......

$$$$$$$

Law & Order would love the prostitution aspect of this story as well:

http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in-tigerland-a-deadspin-investigation-into-the-expensive-sexual-habits-of-pro-athletes

special vixens unit

I was wrong. It turns out Tiger Woods is facsinating.

John Daly's lost his crown

ty am0n!

i'm still loving this rick reilly link that's been on espn's front page for the past few days:

RICK REILLY

Tiger Will Be Better Man

His flaws exposed for all to see, Tiger Woods can emerge a better person.

now that tiger is going through this adversity, he'll know how to cover his tracks better.

rick reilly is just about the biggest fucking idiot in the world.

rick reilly is so terrible

mistresses of rich dudes get hella pissed and vindictive when they find out there are other "other women" and they go into total destruct mode w/their former fling

http://deadspin.com/5416948/chaos-in-tigerland-a-deadspin-investigation-into-the-expensive-sexual-habits-of-pro-athletes

― ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 12:14 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

recommended^

"I thought I was the only girl you were cheating with! WAAAAAAAH!" apologizing in advance to my fellow feminists for calling these women out as dumb spunkbuckets.

the plot sickens

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-mother-in-laws-911-elin-nordegren-barbro-holmberg/

wait, tiger woods's mom in law is the dead horse Barbaro?

man tmzs coverage of this is quite uh detailed - theyre now reporting

Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, just returned to the family home in Windermere, Florida, along with her twin sister, Josefin.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-wife-elin-nordegren-barbro-holmberg-food-poisoning/

Tiger leaps off boat.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44439000/jpg/_44439095_tiger_leap.jpg

From TMZ comments:

14. welll i didnt have sex with tiger because im already dead..thank you thank you thank you very much

Posted at 2:33PM on Dec 8th 2009 by elvis

Breaking News: Gatorade Discontinues Tiger Woods Drink

The avalanche continues

Advertisements featuring Tiger Woods have disappeared from prime-time broadcast television and many cable channels following reports of his extramarital affairs, according to data from Nielsen Co.

The last prime-time ad featuring the 33-year-old golfer was a 30-second Gillette Co. spot on Nov. 29, according to New York- based Nielsen. Woods also was absent from ads on a number of weekend sports programs, including NFL games, Nielsen said.

“Last weekend there wasn’t any advertisement during those games,” said Aaron Lewis, a spokesman at Nielsen.

The No. 1 ranked golfer’s standing with the public has plunged in the wake of reports of infidelity that followed a Nov. 27 car accident outside his home near Orlando, Florida. Woods’s ranking among celebrity endorsers tumbled to 24th from 6th, according to the Davie Brown Index, which is used to gauge the ability of personalities to influence shoppers.

Woods has endorsement agreements with Accenture Plc, Nike Inc., PepsiCo Inc.’s Gatorade, Tag Heuer International SA watches, Electronic Arts Inc. and Procter & Gamble Co.’s Gillette. Neither Mark Steinberg, Woods’s agent, nor Glenn Greenspan, a spokesman, responded to phone messages or e-mails seeking comment.

The golfer’s $110 million in annual income from endorsements and tournaments, as estimated by Forbes magazine, hinges on his standing with consumers. Woods ranked as the world’s fourth-highest paid celebrity in the 12 months through June 30, the magazine said. In October, he became the first athlete to top $1 billion in career earnings.

Porn star Joslyn James brings the number of women linked to Tiger Woods to 11 (warning Fox News link)

now thats 2 fake titied porn bitches smh

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1208_cori_rist.jpg

mistresses of rich dudes get hella pissed and vindictive when they find out there are other "other women" and they go into total destruct mode w/their former fling

1.) Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess

2.) Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant

3.) Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas
4.) Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model

5.) Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie.

6.) Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress

7.) Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old former porn star

8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress

9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is a “sex-addicted cougar.”

11.) Joslyn James. The star of many, many porn videos

Geeze, and here we were all lead to believe that being a billionaire athlete lead to bedding fancy-schmanzy gals -- but no.

lead/led - same thing

So far Moquin and Jungers are the only ones even remotely as attractive as his wife.

Sorry, none of them are as attractive as his wife imo

His wife's okay-looking, but whatevs.

― Johnny Fever, Friday, November 27, 2009 11:43 PM (1 week ago)

this thread's title really isn't accurate anymore, can we get a mod to change it to "Tiger Woods trainwreck"?

Sorry, none of them are as attractive as his wife imo

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 11:48 PM (Yesterday)

been doin ur research eh

im still gonna root for tiger but this is weird as hell

srs question time: how long until the inevitable sex tape?

there are pix of his junk out there if you care to seek that out.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2471334/naked_tiger_woods_pictures_next.html?cat=9

what i'm taking away from all this is that apparently a hugely famous rich married guy can really run through a lot of hos for a long time before any of it's made public, but once one is common knowledge they all stand to be counted

^^^solid analysis

basically how i break it down to an extent

his career trajectory no longer seems at all mysterious

He's always seemed like a dick only interested in money, but seriously good luck from here on out bro. On the other hand I'm sure he'll come out of this just fine.

I can't see a lots going to change. He's got a ton of money, he can still play golf, and now he'll be rid of that pesky ball and chain of a wife and kids and he can get back to fucking without having to worry about it getting back to them. It's a WIN WIN situation.

silicon, ambien and sweet par fives forever (ever...ever...ever...ever...)

Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress

Inspired by Sideways.

More good news, this book...
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01539/book_1539951c.jpg
...seen in his car has gone up in value. Anyone want my copy (VG+ with slight reading crease) for £40?

What Ned said. Although I think the PR guys are gonna BEG them to stay married.

He's always seemed like a dick only interested in money, but seriously good luck from here on out bro.

And this.

I don't think he's ever said word one about money -- his motivation has been major championships and breaking Nicklaus' and other's records.