when i see a guy like tiger, he doesn't really seem to be loose or friendly or at ease, he seems to always be performing or playing the character he's built up over the years, which is the character of this driven athlete, loyal family man, moral guy, 100% tabula rasa for everyone. he doesn't act like a real person a lot of the time, a lot of his mannerisms seem a little fake. you can see the strings being pulled.
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
"but his entire success has been made and marketed upon his supposed likability and decency"
I disagree. Its been about kicking the shit out of everybody else on the PGA Tour with a total assassin's mentality. None of his marketing has been based on any type of cuddly family type shit.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I think that's typical of superfamous people though and especially true of pro athletes, when you consider the amount of endorsement money attached to them - they get into the habit of repeating certain mantras and statements, and acting in ways that reinforce their own image.
get this feeling with roger federer too (to name one person who spouts a whole lotta feel-good bullshit to please his audience and sponsors, but also seems like a relatively decent and normal guy at the same time.). xp
― rad bromance (Roz), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link
if he wasn't likable (to some) or considered decent, it wouldn't work. i mean obviously his dominance plays into it too.
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link
my dead great-grandmother, a passionate golf fan, HATED black people, and she LOVED tiger woods for being so "polite" and "respectful" or whatever
― max, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
she would not be pleased with recent revelations of his infidelities--on the other hand she had four husbands so
― max, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
she sounds like a blast
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
this is one of those stories where i feel mad that i am even forming an opinion. tiger woods infidelity, please break up.
― goole, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
she was a pioneering female pilot, too
xp
― max, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
tell me she smoked and/or drank scotch and the picture will be complete
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
http://codytaylor.org/images/funny/grandma-wasted.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
she was a drinker but not as much when i knew her. she sure did love tiger woods though.
― max, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
xp yikes! friend of yrs, ned?
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
wkiw
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
It's amazing what you can find when you GIS "boozing grandma"
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Omar: OTM about this being a bit bigger than Marv, now that I think about it for more than five seconds.
The Hulk Hogan remark is funny because earlier today I was thinking about what a damn shame it is that it's only in pro wrestling that you can -- or need to -- fake a serious injury, get caught in public scandal, or have a "loser must retire match" before you take time off work.
Every job should require you to put somebody else over and have yourself be shamefully humiliated or injured before you take four months off for vacation/personality makeover
xpost
― Cunga, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link
For some reason, I find Rick Reilly's latest column more obnoxious than the Plaschke one Ned linked to.
― WmC, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
he was on sportscenter with that same shit yesterday. i hate him.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
noxious shit
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link
It's one thing to sit back, assess the damage and say "daaaaaamn, fella" and it's another thing entirely to be all metaphorically up in Tiger's face, close enough for him to know what you ate for lunch, poking him in the chest and saying "let me just tell you what you need to do to fix this."
― WmC, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Third, he needs to clean house. If he wants to keep his wife, he has to get a new agent, a new caddie and some new friends. It's hard to believe all this went on without their help or knowledge. How can she see them as anything but enablers?
^^^ugh
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8997/tigeraccenturecorrected.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
But okay but isn't that actually...correct?
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i suppose, if you actually perceive her as "my wife who is more important to me than anything" vs. "an employee in good standing of woodsco intl., llp who's having trouble seeing the bigger picture here"
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i dunno, i feel like this kind of bro-to-bro cold hard reality type advice that is like, "do this and you can keep her and emerge a better person" after this dude showed he clearly doesn't want to is weird.
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost (where "you" = Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods)
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
This would not be the first time in human history that two people got a divorce.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
xxp it's totally naive is what it is
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
like the advice i would give would be, "dude, look, you don't want her as a wife and you don't care about her and if you did, you wouldn't be doing this kind of shit because it's not just a single drunken fling, it's a pattern and for her sake as well as yours just end it."
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes.
Also, "avoid Jesper Parnevik"
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Ach, I'm not following anything about the story except what appears on ILX -- so basically the official T Woods position on this is that if she wants to stay around, she has to understand how things iz? If that's the case, then yeah, I guess, don't bother.
xxp ahh okay, that's sensible.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
not the Official Position, but the one his behavior seems to pretty clearly indicate since he hasn't exactly been hiking to Argentina with his soul mate
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 4:53 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
how the hell does the guy's caddie deserve to get fired over this?
― some dude, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
The Reilly and Plaschke articles are terrible, even judging them by the standard that these two horrendous sportswriters should be judged. Reilly really thinks that after this guy slept with 13 women that he and his wife should still try to stay together? Its time to move on, take the hit to your checkbook and let her get on with her life.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
― some dude, Wednesday, December 9, 2009 5:09 PM (47 seconds ago)
because tiger woods cheated on his wife, and he didn't tell anyone. now he must lose his job, you see
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
lol i was reading some esquire thing where his caddie was referred to as the "worst new zealander in history"
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, the caddie's not there to babysit him, he's there to read the downhill left to right putt on the 17th at Augusta on Sunday with his boss up by one. Reilly's a dumbass. Last I checked, Tiger's 33 years old. xx post
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
hasn't exactly been hiking to Argentina with his soul mate
haha
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh god I don't know who exactly was involved in the hush-up. But I mean IF I were the wife I'd be seeing things in that light. Except yeah I guess that's giving the idea of saving the marriage way too much weight -- the later posts are OTM.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Frankly, firing the caddy's the most offensive thing about this whole affair that I've heard so far.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
btw tiger's inner circle is v. small--his agent, his nike rep, his caddie the worst new zealander, a couple old friends from college. so yeah, IF he wanted to repair his relationship these ppl could all reasonably be seen as enablers.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
rip steve williams :(
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
not so m. white that guy does actually suck
Does he? I wouldn't know.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
xp yes how bout he estranges all of his close friends so he can stay with his wife that he cheated on repeatedly
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Likelihood of rich playboy no longer hanging out with his rich playboy friends in order to appease his trophy wife ...
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
wait is it thirteen now???
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
"enablers" makes it sound like he's a drug addict and everyone he works with was giving him a fix to keep him going. he was just a serial cheater, should they have been flinging Promise Keepers pamphlets at him every time his eye wandered?
― some dude, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link
He has a long way to go before he catches up with Wilt.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
from what i hear a couple of his pals were helping to set up each rendezvous ahead of time or provide a cover story for his wife.
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link