Third, he needs to clean house. If he wants to keep his wife, he has to get a new agent, a new caddie and some new friends. It's hard to believe all this went on without their help or knowledge. How can she see them as anything but enablers?
^^^ugh
But okay but isn't that actually...correct?
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i suppose, if you actually perceive her as "my wife who is more important to me than anything" vs. "an employee in good standing of woodsco intl., llp who's having trouble seeing the bigger picture here"
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i dunno, i feel like this kind of bro-to-bro cold hard reality type advice that is like, "do this and you can keep her and emerge a better person" after this dude showed he clearly doesn't want to is weird.
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost (where "you" = Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods)
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
This would not be the first time in human history that two people got a divorce.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
xxp it's totally naive is what it is
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
like the advice i would give would be, "dude, look, you don't want her as a wife and you don't care about her and if you did, you wouldn't be doing this kind of shit because it's not just a single drunken fling, it's a pattern and for her sake as well as yours just end it."
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes.
Also, "avoid Jesper Parnevik"
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Ach, I'm not following anything about the story except what appears on ILX -- so basically the official T Woods position on this is that if she wants to stay around, she has to understand how things iz? If that's the case, then yeah, I guess, don't bother.
xxp ahh okay, that's sensible.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
not the Official Position, but the one his behavior seems to pretty clearly indicate since he hasn't exactly been hiking to Argentina with his soul mate
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 4:53 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
how the hell does the guy's caddie deserve to get fired over this?
― some dude, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
The Reilly and Plaschke articles are terrible, even judging them by the standard that these two horrendous sportswriters should be judged. Reilly really thinks that after this guy slept with 13 women that he and his wife should still try to stay together? Its time to move on, take the hit to your checkbook and let her get on with her life.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
― some dude, Wednesday, December 9, 2009 5:09 PM (47 seconds ago)
because tiger woods cheated on his wife, and he didn't tell anyone. now he must lose his job, you see
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link
lol i was reading some esquire thing where his caddie was referred to as the "worst new zealander in history"
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, the caddie's not there to babysit him, he's there to read the downhill left to right putt on the 17th at Augusta on Sunday with his boss up by one. Reilly's a dumbass. Last I checked, Tiger's 33 years old. xx post
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
hasn't exactly been hiking to Argentina with his soul mate
haha
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh god I don't know who exactly was involved in the hush-up. But I mean IF I were the wife I'd be seeing things in that light. Except yeah I guess that's giving the idea of saving the marriage way too much weight -- the later posts are OTM.
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Frankly, firing the caddy's the most offensive thing about this whole affair that I've heard so far.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
btw tiger's inner circle is v. small--his agent, his nike rep, his caddie the worst new zealander, a couple old friends from college. so yeah, IF he wanted to repair his relationship these ppl could all reasonably be seen as enablers.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
rip steve williams :(
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
not so m. white that guy does actually suck
Does he? I wouldn't know.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
xp yes how bout he estranges all of his close friends so he can stay with his wife that he cheated on repeatedly
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Likelihood of rich playboy no longer hanging out with his rich playboy friends in order to appease his trophy wife ...
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
wait is it thirteen now???
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
"enablers" makes it sound like he's a drug addict and everyone he works with was giving him a fix to keep him going. he was just a serial cheater, should they have been flinging Promise Keepers pamphlets at him every time his eye wandered?
― some dude, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link
He has a long way to go before he catches up with Wilt.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
from what i hear a couple of his pals were helping to set up each rendezvous ahead of time or provide a cover story for his wife.
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
setting up his shots, so to speak
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
That sportswriter is a doosh, but you could see this as Tiger's chance to make possibly the first truthful decision about his marriage yet -- and IF he wanted to get his marriage back, yeah, heads would have to roll just in the interests of trustworthiness and also as a show of his willingness to stop doing bad shit.
That article about the "event organizers" def emphasized the "stables of ponies to fuck" and drugs too -- I feel like that's more than a little light cheating a la a salesman in a hotel bar, out of town?
― WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh anybro who lets his friend cheat on his wife with 13 chicks without saying anything is not really a bro worth having
― max, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
The guy's a great caddie, Tiger's won all majors but one with Williams holding his bag.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
laurel and max otm.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
btw it is 13 we know about--how many do we not know about
Holding and taking great care of his bag.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
5
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
tip of the iceberg imo
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
― max, Wednesday, December 9, 2009 5:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Hes no bro, he's an employee hired to maximize his employer's abilities on the golf course. Period.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link
sometimes employers and employees can be friends bill
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
this caddie is no bro (rips off visor)
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
bill i don't suppose u read the post where i explained that tiger has an exceedingly small inner circle
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, December 9, 2009 5:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i wasnt even talking about his caddie, the worst human being ever to be from new zealand, but instead about his bros
― max, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link
The caddy is a red herring anyway. Tiger is close friends with Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan! Two complete sleazeballs!
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I agree with you then.xpost
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Money and fame change everything. That is just sanctimony dressed up.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't think those stmts contradict?
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link
After looking at the list of Tiger's mistresses, I think the first thing I'd do if I happened to be Tiger's wife is get tested for VD.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
what do u mean
― max, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link
the thing is...plenty of famous beloved guys are sleazy womanizers, if they're open about it. his mistake was trying to be the wholesome all-American role model if his heart wasn't in it and he'd rather just be a rich playboy (which, I guess he wouldn't be AS big a deal if that had been his image all along, but he'd still be a hugely successful athlete). the only part that makes him a scumbag to me instead of just a dumbass is that he brought a couple children in the world with this woman he apparently didn't give much of a shit about.
― some dude, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah pretty much
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link