Tiger Woods car/life crash

Likelihood of rich playboy no longer hanging out with his rich playboy friends in order to appease his trophy wife ...

wait is it thirteen now???

"enablers" makes it sound like he's a drug addict and everyone he works with was giving him a fix to keep him going. he was just a serial cheater, should they have been flinging Promise Keepers pamphlets at him every time his eye wandered?

He has a long way to go before he catches up with Wilt.

from what i hear a couple of his pals were helping to set up each rendezvous ahead of time or provide a cover story for his wife.

setting up his shots, so to speak

That sportswriter is a doosh, but you could see this as Tiger's chance to make possibly the first truthful decision about his marriage yet -- and IF he wanted to get his marriage back, yeah, heads would have to roll just in the interests of trustworthiness and also as a show of his willingness to stop doing bad shit.

That article about the "event organizers" def emphasized the "stables of ponies to fuck" and drugs too -- I feel like that's more than a little light cheating a la a salesman in a hotel bar, out of town?

tbh anybro who lets his friend cheat on his wife with 13 chicks without saying anything is not really a bro worth having

The guy's a great caddie, Tiger's won all majors but one with Williams holding his bag.

laurel and max otm.

btw it is 13 we know about--how many do we not know about

Holding and taking great care of his bag.

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tip of the iceberg imo

tbh anybro who lets his friend cheat on his wife with 13 chicks without saying anything is not really a bro worth having

― max, Wednesday, December 9, 2009 5:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hes no bro, he's an employee hired to maximize his employer's abilities on the golf course. Period.

sometimes employers and employees can be friends bill

this caddie is no bro (rips off visor)

bill i don't suppose u read the post where i explained that tiger has an exceedingly small inner circle

Hes no bro, he's an employee hired to maximize his employer's abilities on the golf course. Period.

― Bill Magill, Wednesday, December 9, 2009 5:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i wasnt even talking about his caddie, the worst human being ever to be from new zealand, but instead about his bros

The caddy is a red herring anyway. Tiger is close friends with Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan! Two complete sleazeballs!

I agree with you then.
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tbh anybro who lets his friend cheat on his wife with 13 chicks without saying anything is not really a bro worth having

Money and fame change everything. That is just sanctimony dressed up.

i don't think those stmts contradict?

After looking at the list of Tiger's mistresses, I think the first thing I'd do if I happened to be Tiger's wife is get tested for VD.

Money and fame change everything. That is just sanctimony dressed up.

what do u mean

the thing is...plenty of famous beloved guys are sleazy womanizers, if they're open about it. his mistake was trying to be the wholesome all-American role model if his heart wasn't in it and he'd rather just be a rich playboy (which, I guess he wouldn't be AS big a deal if that had been his image all along, but he'd still be a hugely successful athlete). the only part that makes him a scumbag to me instead of just a dumbass is that he brought a couple children in the world with this woman he apparently didn't give much of a shit about.

yeah pretty much

yes true and i'm guessing (maybe) from her supposed reaction they might have not had an "understanding"

I don't remember him saying "I am a wholesome family man" to anyone.

yeah that's the other thing is lots of athletes wives are well aware of their husbands activities....

ship otm

xxp if you watch golf you know that's what his image is

After looking at the list of Tiger's mistresses, I think the first thing I'd do if I happened to be Tiger's wife is get tested for VD.

Thats assuming he was even still having sex with his wife, which considering...

poly do u disagree that an image of him as an int'l slut of epic proportions is not consistent with his media presentation?

BTW, do we know for sure all of these women putting their hands up and saying "oh hai, me too" are actually telling the truth and not just trying to score some fame points?

Williams hasn't actually been fired, right? That's just Reilly's stoopid advice?

I saw this at ESPN -- "Edwards' advice" -- and was all OMGWTF, how did they get John or Elizabeth to comment on this?! But it turns out it was Herm Edwards. Good bait & switch!

no he hasnt

his mistake was trying to be the wholesome all-American role model if his heart wasn't in it and he'd rather just be a rich playboy

OTM. Given the way he portrayed himself, it's much harder now for him to pivot toward a less pious celebrity aura.

He could do it, though. It would be like he's a good-guy pro-wrestler that all-of-a-sudden becomes an evil bad-guy.

WHERE IS TONY DUNGY

what was herm edwards' advice?

I'd certainly hit up Herm for some advice on this if I were Woods. As long as the question is not about 4th quarter clock management, I think Herm's your man.

maybe thought like a politician w/r/t his career, like "well in order to win over the public i have to act like a perfect family man, get a wife, have kids, etc"

what was herm edwards' advice?

― k3vin k., Wednesday, December 9, 2009 4:37 PM (3 minutes ago)

No idea, as soon as I saw the word "Herm" I bailed.

maybe thought like a politician w/r/t his career, like "well in order to win over the public i have to act like a perfect family man, get a wife, have kids, etc"

I wouldn't be surprised. Look at max's grandma as described upthread.

great-grandma--my regular grandma is not racist

by which i mean, less racist

by which i mean, does not actively hate people of color

It would be like he's a good-guy pro-wrestler that all-of-a-sudden becomes an evil bad-guy.

haha third or fourth time somebody has come up with this analogy.

xpost - like Herm Edwards knows anything about being loyal

http://www.beloblog.com/ProJo_Blogs/PatsBlog/archives/pennington0909.jpg

RIP CHAD PENNINGTON'S ARM #10

Sorry, max, I just meant that his image won him a lot of acclaim from people not usually predisposed to miscegenated people of color.

actually i guess he's only been married for like 5 years huh. so he was almost 30 and had been famous for almost a decade by then, surely he knew enough about himself at that point to maybe have an inkling that monogamy wasn't his bag? i never heard about him dating anyone or being regarded as an eligible bachelor before that, surely he was banging waitresses and shit before he got married too?

http://gawker.com/5422708/tiger-woods-sex+spank-animator-is-free+speech-hero-for-the-21st-century

this video