oh man...the tender shared shower scene in that
xpost
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i assume many dudes who cheat, even at this volume, also desire to have a wife and family.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i think that comes from dudes who really truly give in to the belief that this is just how men are, and sure hey they love their wives but sometimes you just gotta yknow get a little something on the side, it doesn't mean they don't love their wives any less. (though it kinda does)
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 22:58 (fourteen years ago) link
This's what he gets for marrying the help
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Isnt this just the "cats away/mouse will play" touring trap anyway, like rock stars end up in? I mean he was on the road all the time, and I'm guessing wifey wasnt always with him.
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link
sure, but typically rock stars and michael irvin are not also paid big bucks to be the global face of management consulting firms and buick.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link
for exactly this reason
Good point.
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link
LOLLLLL tomorrow's Sun headline is all topical, Britishes: DARLING JUST SCREWED MORE PEOPLE THAN TIGER WOODS
― special vixens unit (suzy), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link
It's not for that reason at all. It's because he's a golfer. If you play golf, you endorse the sort of products that appeal to the golf market, like SAPs and insurance companies and other rich people things. If you are a football player you endorse trucks and soda and etc.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Unless you're John Daly, and then you endorse Hooters.
endorse, pass out outside of in an alcoholic coma, whats the difference
― max, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link
iirc the point of tiger woods is that his appeal goes beyond the golf market
BECAUSE HE IS THE OBAMA OF GOLF, DO YOU SEE?
hence: a guy who plays a game where you amble about in khakis while some other dude carries your shit got a jordan-level gatorade endorsement. jordan may be the same kind of douchebag, but he does actually occasionally have reason to replace an electrolyte.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost and it wasn't even a buick! isn't that the real scandal here?
He was "the Obama of golf" long before he ever married a hot blonde model, though. The perception of him was that he was a weird nerd, not some chaste monk.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, hello, he married a hot blonde model.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link
right: that was his big mistake
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 6:31 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkAlso, hello, he married a hot blonde model.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 6:32 PM (12 minutes ago)
exactly, it's not like anyone put being sort of a playboy past him
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
yes ppl sure have weird expectations about marriage
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Let me clarify one point: Tiger Woods IS a sleazy piece of shit. But that's basically what I think about everyone who went to Stanford, so hardly news.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link
did he do the tree too?
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
worst new zealander in having his guy's back shocker
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=10614294
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I think it's more likely that he learned this behavior FROM the tree. For example:
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/stanford-tree.png
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah if i were him i'd definitely do the right thing and publicly admonish my best friend and the guy who's solely responsible for my family eatingxp
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link
What a horrible New Zealander, tbh.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:54 (Yesterday)
yer just jealous
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Why would I be jealous? Couldn't even beat us WITHOUT Jahvid!
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
well i've attended both and i was definitely jealous when i was at cal
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link
The idea of spending more than 5 minutes in Palo Alto is horrifying.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:25 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ truth
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
A nerd? Dude is buff. I am guessing the "nerd" part comes from the Asian stereotypes. Look, more people in the future will look this way, just get over it. Okay he has a white wife but she is cute. This whole story is a yawn. He can play golf. Get over it, people.
― US EEL (u s steel), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
he's a buff nerd
― omar little, Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:43 (fourteen years ago) link
yea when i think tiger woods the first thing i think is "asian = nerd"
― k3vin k., Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
is it true that tiger got sonned by a wite wife over a AOL beef?
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
A nerd? Dude is buff. I am guessing the "nerd" part comes from the Asian stereotypes.
He wasn't so buff early in his career. The "nerd" part comes from the fact that he sounds like Steve Urkel.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
And golfers are just generally kind of nerdy.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
getting sonned after a aol beef is kind of nerdy
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
he's a golfer, even a hard-living chain smoker like john daly can barely peek out from under the nerd umbrella without getting a beatdown
― omar little, Thursday, 10 December 2009 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger Woods may be a sleazy liar, or a really bland boring guy, but I wouldn't say he's a nerd
― lukevalentine, Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:11 (fourteen years ago) link
yea hes a fuckin super-competitive robot assassin and about the best clutch putter ever 2 live, not a nerd
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Donald Trump to "Extra": "Tiger is going to be hotter than ever before -- mark my words."
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Neither would I, but that was how he was perceived. I mean, look at the "draft" skit on Chappelle Show, and that was way way later in his career.
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Also, "not a nerd" vs. "like a robot".
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link
good 2 know the donald has an opinion on this
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 December 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
From here:http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/people/mistress-grubbs-says-sorry-to-tigers-wife-20091210-kl7v.html?autostart=1
Grubbs said she was last with Woods on October 18 - about a month before his controversial November 27 car crash.
She said Woods made her "feel like I was the only girl, so to go back and see specifically now when there's more and it's really hard".
She explained that she felt the need to come forward with her story after hearing she wasn't Woods's only woman.
"Seeing that was devastating. It hurts," she said, adding that they were "done" as soon as she found out.
Oh ok, so him being *married* was ok, but he had other mistresses? That HURTS, man!
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Thursday, 10 December 2009 02:57 (fourteen years ago) link
that poor girl, led astray by her heart and a world-famous billionaire's smile. she was only 20 when they met, after all, and so innocent.
http://www.poptower.com/images/db/5969/420/300/jaimee-grubbs.jpg
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link
She does look innocent, it's true.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link
she looks like michael jackson
― harbl, Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link
this tiger thing is making me depressed cause it's like, even if you're worth a billion dollars and famous the best you can do is jamie grubbs??
― 囧 (dyao), Thursday, 10 December 2009 03:18 (fourteen years ago) link