Tiger Woods car/life crash

It's not for that reason at all. It's because he's a golfer. If you play golf, you endorse the sort of products that appeal to the golf market, like SAPs and insurance companies and other rich people things. If you are a football player you endorse trucks and soda and etc.

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Unless you're John Daly, and then you endorse Hooters.

endorse, pass out outside of in an alcoholic coma, whats the difference

iirc the point of tiger woods is that his appeal goes beyond the golf market

BECAUSE HE IS THE OBAMA OF GOLF, DO YOU SEE?

hence: a guy who plays a game where you amble about in khakis while some other dude carries your shit got a jordan-level gatorade endorsement. jordan may be the same kind of douchebag, but he does actually occasionally have reason to replace an electrolyte.

xpost and it wasn't even a buick! isn't that the real scandal here?

He was "the Obama of golf" long before he ever married a hot blonde model, though. The perception of him was that he was a weird nerd, not some chaste monk.

Also, hello, he married a hot blonde model.

right: that was his big mistake

He was "the Obama of golf" long before he ever married a hot blonde model, though. The perception of him was that he was a weird nerd, not some chaste monk.

― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 6:31 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Also, hello, he married a hot blonde model.

― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 6:32 PM (12 minutes ago)

exactly, it's not like anyone put being sort of a playboy past him

yes ppl sure have weird expectations about marriage

Let me clarify one point: Tiger Woods IS a sleazy piece of shit. But that's basically what I think about everyone who went to Stanford, so hardly news.

did he do the tree too?

worst new zealander in having his guy's back shocker

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=10614294

did he do the tree too?

I think it's more likely that he learned this behavior FROM the tree. For example:

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/stanford-tree.png

yeah if i were him i'd definitely do the right thing and publicly admonish my best friend and the guy who's solely responsible for my family eating
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What a horrible New Zealander, tbh.

Let me clarify one point: Tiger Woods IS a sleazy piece of shit. But that's basically what I think about everyone who went to Stanford, so hardly news.

― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 23:54 (Yesterday)

yer just jealous

Why would I be jealous? Couldn't even beat us WITHOUT Jahvid!

well i've attended both and i was definitely jealous when i was at cal

The idea of spending more than 5 minutes in Palo Alto is horrifying.

^^^ truth

A nerd? Dude is buff. I am guessing the "nerd" part comes from the Asian stereotypes. Look, more people in the future will look this way, just get over it. Okay he has a white wife but she is cute. This whole story is a yawn. He can play golf. Get over it, people.

he's a buff nerd

yea when i think tiger woods the first thing i think is "asian = nerd"

is it true that tiger got sonned by a wite wife over a AOL beef?

A nerd? Dude is buff. I am guessing the "nerd" part comes from the Asian stereotypes.

He wasn't so buff early in his career. The "nerd" part comes from the fact that he sounds like Steve Urkel.

And golfers are just generally kind of nerdy.

getting sonned after a aol beef is kind of nerdy

he's a golfer, even a hard-living chain smoker like john daly can barely peek out from under the nerd umbrella without getting a beatdown

Tiger Woods may be a sleazy liar, or a really bland boring guy, but I wouldn't say he's a nerd

yea hes a fuckin super-competitive robot assassin and about the best clutch putter ever 2 live, not a nerd

Donald Trump to "Extra": "Tiger is going to be hotter than ever before -- mark my words."

Tiger Woods may be a sleazy liar, or a really bland boring guy, but I wouldn't say he's a nerd

Neither would I, but that was how he was perceived. I mean, look at the "draft" skit on Chappelle Show, and that was way way later in his career.

Also, "not a nerd" vs. "like a robot".

good 2 know the donald has an opinion on this

From here:http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/people/mistress-grubbs-says-sorry-to-tigers-wife-20091210-kl7v.html?autostart=1

Grubbs said she was last with Woods on October 18 - about a month before his controversial November 27 car crash.

She said Woods made her "feel like I was the only girl, so to go back and see specifically now when there's more and it's really hard".

She explained that she felt the need to come forward with her story after hearing she wasn't Woods's only woman.

"Seeing that was devastating. It hurts," she said, adding that they were "done" as soon as she found out.

Oh ok, so him being *married* was ok, but he had other mistresses? That HURTS, man!

that poor girl, led astray by her heart and a world-famous billionaire's smile. she was only 20 when they met, after all, and so innocent.

http://www.poptower.com/images/db/5969/420/300/jaimee-grubbs.jpg

She does look innocent, it's true.

she looks like michael jackson

this tiger thing is making me depressed cause it's like, even if you're worth a billion dollars and famous the best you can do is jamie grubbs??

Michael Jackson going as Tina Turner for Halloween.

http://forums.prospero.com/golfequip/messages?msg=183258.1

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend ;)

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/text_messages_between_tiger_woods_lh2ptFU8WhzJEBD8f2CCgO

The dumb text messages are much worse than the cheating.

aw no way is that genuine? it sounds like mystic spam!

tiger quietly and secretively we will always be together no more laughs in the locker room make her moan

dyao painfully otm

jeff that thread is amazing

matt those txts are... wow, it's like all cheatertexts could just be sent from the same cheatbot