Tiger Woods car/life crash

is it true that tiger got sonned by a wite wife over a AOL beef?

A nerd? Dude is buff. I am guessing the "nerd" part comes from the Asian stereotypes.

He wasn't so buff early in his career. The "nerd" part comes from the fact that he sounds like Steve Urkel.

And golfers are just generally kind of nerdy.

getting sonned after a aol beef is kind of nerdy

he's a golfer, even a hard-living chain smoker like john daly can barely peek out from under the nerd umbrella without getting a beatdown

Tiger Woods may be a sleazy liar, or a really bland boring guy, but I wouldn't say he's a nerd

yea hes a fuckin super-competitive robot assassin and about the best clutch putter ever 2 live, not a nerd

Donald Trump to "Extra": "Tiger is going to be hotter than ever before -- mark my words."

Tiger Woods may be a sleazy liar, or a really bland boring guy, but I wouldn't say he's a nerd

Neither would I, but that was how he was perceived. I mean, look at the "draft" skit on Chappelle Show, and that was way way later in his career.

Also, "not a nerd" vs. "like a robot".

good 2 know the donald has an opinion on this

From here:http://www.theage.com.au/lifestyle/people/mistress-grubbs-says-sorry-to-tigers-wife-20091210-kl7v.html?autostart=1

Grubbs said she was last with Woods on October 18 - about a month before his controversial November 27 car crash.

She said Woods made her "feel like I was the only girl, so to go back and see specifically now when there's more and it's really hard".

She explained that she felt the need to come forward with her story after hearing she wasn't Woods's only woman.

"Seeing that was devastating. It hurts," she said, adding that they were "done" as soon as she found out.

Oh ok, so him being *married* was ok, but he had other mistresses? That HURTS, man!

that poor girl, led astray by her heart and a world-famous billionaire's smile. she was only 20 when they met, after all, and so innocent.

http://www.poptower.com/images/db/5969/420/300/jaimee-grubbs.jpg

She does look innocent, it's true.

she looks like michael jackson

this tiger thing is making me depressed cause it's like, even if you're worth a billion dollars and famous the best you can do is jamie grubbs??

Michael Jackson going as Tina Turner for Halloween.

http://forums.prospero.com/golfequip/messages?msg=183258.1

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend ;)

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/text_messages_between_tiger_woods_lh2ptFU8WhzJEBD8f2CCgO

The dumb text messages are much worse than the cheating.

aw no way is that genuine? it sounds like mystic spam!

tiger quietly and secretively we will always be together no more laughs in the locker room make her moan

dyao painfully otm

jeff that thread is amazing

matt those txts are... wow, it's like all cheatertexts could just be sent from the same cheatbot

Donald Trump to "Extra": "Tiger is going to be hotter than ever before -- mark my words."

― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 8:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hotter than ever before -- to coked up skanks -- mark my words

looool i only just noticed thread title change i am slow

hooooly shit at those text messages

he seems like really immature and jealous!!

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

lolol

this tiger thing is making me depressed cause it's like, even if you're worth a billion dollars and famous the best you can do is jamie grubbs??

― 囧 (dyao), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 10:18 PM (1 hour ago)

ha see i dont get this argument - she wasn't the "best he could do" - he had like a hundred other girls. she was just one of them. not to mention he was still married to his wife, also v hot

Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

amazing

Apparently Jamie Grubbs had sexy w/George Clooney now too? Does she have a magic vagina?

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/source-tiger-woods-mistress-dated-george-clooney-2009912

maybe the camera hates her is all

What does Tiger mean by "I'm bone thugs in harmon(y)"?

no it's harmon, as in butch

no wait that makes it even weirder, scratch that

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/sexiest_man/covers/1_27_86_300x400.jpg

x-post LOL

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/sexiest_man/covers/1_27_86_300x400.jpg

haha

I know sexy

would it be weirder if he was bone thugs in his ex coach or the 1986 sexiest man alive

it's sad how mark sanford turns out to be a way better texting romancer than tiger woods.

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

http://www.yelp.com/topic/new-york-the-first-black-guy-hook-up-question

how did these texts surface, the girl leaked them? fucking bitch if so

TS: blasian vs afriatic

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)

Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)

O_O

xp haha