Tiger Woods car/life crash

Tiger: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger: really. Where

Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it ... is on my cheek below my eye ... implanted a little diamond

Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that

Tiger: you just need some attention from me

Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating ... no ... u can be my boyfriend ;)

Tiger: then I am

Jaimee: I wish

Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/text_messages_between_tiger_woods_lh2ptFU8WhzJEBD8f2CCgO

The dumb text messages are much worse than the cheating.

aw no way is that genuine? it sounds like mystic spam!

tiger quietly and secretively we will always be together no more laughs in the locker room make her moan

dyao painfully otm

jeff that thread is amazing

matt those txts are... wow, it's like all cheatertexts could just be sent from the same cheatbot

Donald Trump to "Extra": "Tiger is going to be hotter than ever before -- mark my words."

― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 8:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hotter than ever before -- to coked up skanks -- mark my words

looool i only just noticed thread title change i am slow

hooooly shit at those text messages

he seems like really immature and jealous!!

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger: oh god

Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger: I know sexy

lolol

this tiger thing is making me depressed cause it's like, even if you're worth a billion dollars and famous the best you can do is jamie grubbs??

― 囧 (dyao), Wednesday, December 9, 2009 10:18 PM (1 hour ago)

ha see i dont get this argument - she wasn't the "best he could do" - he had like a hundred other girls. she was just one of them. not to mention he was still married to his wife, also v hot

Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u ... the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

amazing

Apparently Jamie Grubbs had sexy w/George Clooney now too? Does she have a magic vagina?

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/source-tiger-woods-mistress-dated-george-clooney-2009912

maybe the camera hates her is all

What does Tiger mean by "I'm bone thugs in harmon(y)"?

no it's harmon, as in butch

no wait that makes it even weirder, scratch that

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/sexiest_man/covers/1_27_86_300x400.jpg

x-post LOL

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/sexiest_man/covers/1_27_86_300x400.jpg

haha

I know sexy

would it be weirder if he was bone thugs in his ex coach or the 1986 sexiest man alive

it's sad how mark sanford turns out to be a way better texting romancer than tiger woods.

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

http://www.yelp.com/topic/new-york-the-first-black-guy-hook-up-question

how did these texts surface, the girl leaked them? fucking bitch if so

TS: blasian vs afriatic

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)

Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)

O_O

xp haha

i can't keep up with all the developments here, maybe this was already posted

UsMagazine.com describes an erotic dream that Tiger Woods reportedly sent Rachel Uchitel, one of his alleged mistresses. According to the web site, Woods told Uchitel in an email that he envisioned her having sex with Derek Jeter and Bones star David Boreanaz at the same time. The juicy email describes his fantasy in lurid detail:

"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament," Woods reportedly wrote. "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f--ked by Derek and David (Boreanaz). Some part of me thinks you would like that."

http://yankeesmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/derek-jeter.jpghttp://vipglamour.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/David%20Boreanaz%20Snoopy%20tee1.jpg

ok now thats just strange

also snoopy dawg yr thinking of 67

is passive-aggressive creep about his jealousy, has cuckold fantasies, projects them onto his dates. hooray for gross things to know!

is tiger the first american male player-type celeb to be outed & shamed like this in the nu-age? nsfw images, e-mail exchanges, tmi, etc. has happened to politicians, but no other "big star" that i know of.

i mean cuz, wave of the future...

quiet and secretively we will always be together

quiet secretively we will always be together bonin' thugs in harmon

i know sexy

this entire story is just insane

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/358/728/51/896.jpg

See you at the crossroads.

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/358/728/51/896.jpg

btw, boreanaz and jeter? He's even bland and white in his male sex fantasies

genuinely thought those text messages were spoofs til i clicked the link, what the actual fuck

I know sexy

There's something kinda scary abt "boy friend". Or just stupid, I guess.

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

^^kind of sad

Wow at some of those comments on the txts article.

he may very well lose endorsements due to his wife's stupid hysterical conduct.

Tiger's grammar was impeccable except for the part where he omitted a word or two "Tiger: I will you Sunda night."