Tiger Woods car/life crash

would it be weirder if he was bone thugs in his ex coach or the 1986 sexiest man alive

it's sad how mark sanford turns out to be a way better texting romancer than tiger woods.

Jaimee: very true ... I only watch football

Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger: why do I not believe that?

http://www.yelp.com/topic/new-york-the-first-black-guy-hook-up-question

how did these texts surface, the girl leaked them? fucking bitch if so

TS: blasian vs afriatic

Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more ... find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)

Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)

O_O

xp haha

i can't keep up with all the developments here, maybe this was already posted

UsMagazine.com describes an erotic dream that Tiger Woods reportedly sent Rachel Uchitel, one of his alleged mistresses. According to the web site, Woods told Uchitel in an email that he envisioned her having sex with Derek Jeter and Bones star David Boreanaz at the same time. The juicy email describes his fantasy in lurid detail:

"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament," Woods reportedly wrote. "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f--ked by Derek and David (Boreanaz). Some part of me thinks you would like that."

http://yankeesmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/derek-jeter.jpghttp://vipglamour.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/David%20Boreanaz%20Snoopy%20tee1.jpg

ok now thats just strange

also snoopy dawg yr thinking of 67

is passive-aggressive creep about his jealousy, has cuckold fantasies, projects them onto his dates. hooray for gross things to know!

is tiger the first american male player-type celeb to be outed & shamed like this in the nu-age? nsfw images, e-mail exchanges, tmi, etc. has happened to politicians, but no other "big star" that i know of.

i mean cuz, wave of the future...

quiet and secretively we will always be together

quiet secretively we will always be together bonin' thugs in harmon

i know sexy

this entire story is just insane

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/358/728/51/896.jpg

See you at the crossroads.

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/358/728/51/896.jpg

btw, boreanaz and jeter? He's even bland and white in his male sex fantasies

genuinely thought those text messages were spoofs til i clicked the link, what the actual fuck

I know sexy

There's something kinda scary abt "boy friend". Or just stupid, I guess.

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

^^kind of sad

Wow at some of those comments on the txts article.

he may very well lose endorsements due to his wife's stupid hysterical conduct.

Tiger's grammar was impeccable except for the part where he omitted a word or two "Tiger: I will you Sunda night."

you never her!

He never her.

xpost DAMNIT!

btw, boreanaz and jeter? He's even bland and white in his male sex fantasies

i think he just picked them because they've both been linked to her before.

Jealousy, so hot right now

btw, boreanaz and jeter? He's even bland and white in his male sex fantasies

i think he just picked them because they've both been linked to her before.

― rad bromance (Roz), Thursday, December 10, 2009 10:17 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wow

jeter, clooney, tiger and....

Boreanaz

this entire story is just stupid

Woods told Uchitel in an email that he envisioned her having sex with Derek Jeter and Bones star David Boreanaz at the same time.

hehe 'and bones star david boreanaz at the same time'

Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

well then

god he sounds like such a mess in these

he's just playin dat ho

(or: you don't necessarily get a great picture of a person from reading texts sent to someone they want to bang)

well i think they sound fucked up for texts sent to a person you want to bang is my point

I use that line all the time it is great the girls love it

i dunno, so much depends on the target audience.

that said, quiet and secretively we will always be together

hey baby, I'm never full of myself, you wanna know why

cos you're blasian?

blasian squad

Blasian Saddoes

cant say that ive ever expressed off-color attitudes about race in my sexytime texts

i think a racy message every now and then doesn't harm things

you guys aren't doing it right

haven't you read neil patrick harris' the game

the bible of picking up girls imo

This fuckin' guy...

I'm glad I'm of an age that predates text messaging so I can just point and laugh. Anyone who is any combo of rich/famous/married who sends sexy texts is just body surfing on razor blades, I mean wtf.

people used to just send letters i suppose?