Tiger Woods car/life crash

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cant say that ive ever expressed off-color attitudes about race in my sexytime texts

i think a racy message every now and then doesn't harm things

you guys aren't doing it right

haven't you read neil patrick harris' the game

the bible of picking up girls imo

This fuckin' guy...

I'm glad I'm of an age that predates text messaging so I can just point and laugh. Anyone who is any combo of rich/famous/married who sends sexy texts is just body surfing on razor blades, I mean wtf.

people used to just send letters i suppose?

i wonder if tiger's father ever sent a letter about seeing his mother getting boned by Roger Maris and Michael Landon?

haven't you read neil patrick harris' the game

― 囧 (dyao), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:08 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

LOL this has to happen, someone sponsor him

I hope Tiger pulls a Jordan and retires from golf to play baseball.

He seems more suited (har) to high-stakes poker, it seems to fit his action-junkie style. (if having hot blonde sexy in every port of call is characteristic of action-junkie style)

"Jaimee Grubbs - a 24-year-old cocktail waitress who broke the news to Us Weekly that she had a 31-month-affair with Tiger Woods - says the golfer, 33, never wanted to use protection. "He didn't use a condom," says Grubbs, who adds that Woods also didn't ask if she was on birth control, either. "It wasn't even discussed. He just never used one." Apparently, he also didn't use condoms while bedding 33-year-old restaurant manager Mindy Lawton, according to Lawton's sister, Lynn. "She said he never wore condoms," Lynn told British tabloid, News of the World. "I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous."

I imagine everyone involved in this story has a permanent low grade fever.

man i was really hoping steve sailer had some outtasite crepey racist stuff to say about this, but it's been kinda restrained tbf

thing i fuckin' hate hearing on all the radio discussion is all this "you know...tiger really needs to take time off and try to rebuild his family and save his marriage" and shit...it's like what about HER? why the fuck should this marriage be saved? jesus christ she should drop him like it's hott and take him for every penny she can!

xps he does have some super creepy sexist crap about it tho!! if you are interested and i know that you are

http://isteve.blogspot.com/2009/12/super-jocks-and-marriage-dynastic-urge.html

comments are a treat.

if you are not familiar with mr steve sailer or "vdare", well, i'm sorry to be the guy to introduce you right now

http://imgur.com/J9v0g.jpg

and shit...it's like what about HER? why the fuck should this marriage be saved?

^^^^this at the heart of my reaction to presumptuous fuck reilly. she's just an element of the pr strategy

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thing i fuckin' hate hearing on all the radio discussion is all this "you know...tiger really needs to take time off and try to rebuild his family and save his marriage" and shit...it's like what about HER? why the fuck should this marriage be saved? jesus christ she should drop him like it's hott and take him for every penny she can!

― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n)

it's kinda like a dude who suddenly has financial troubles but really wants to keep his fancy sports car and his buddies are like, "get your shit in order and re-negotiate your monthly payment and i think it'll be okay...just don't go spending money on other shit for awhile until you're in the clear"

because i mean i think dudes like that think of women in just those terms

so what would your hypothetical advice to tiger woods be

not saying you're wrong, i agree w/ u and matt, just asking

like the advice i would give would be, "dude, look, you don't want her as a wife and you don't care about her and if you did, you wouldn't be doing this kind of shit because it's not just a single drunken fling, it's a pattern and for her sake as well as yours just end it."

― omar little, Wednesday, December 9, 2009 2:00 PM (Yesterday)

I imagine everyone involved in this story has a permanent low grade fever.

― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:49 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban

Excellent, if unintentional (?), Parks and Recreation reference!

I wonder how this is coming along?

url=http://www.tigerwoodsdubai.com/

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Fellow-PGA-pros-speak-out-on-Tiger-Woods-quot-?urn=golf,207961

Advice: next time, find someone who's OK with an open marriage.

like the advice i would give would be, "dude, look, you don't want her as a wife and you don't care about her and if you did, you wouldn't be doing this kind of shit because it's not just a single drunken fling, it's a pattern and for her sake as well as yours just end it."

Why can't he love his wife? Maybe he likes/liked this life. Fuck around but come back to his wife. And of course the partner most probably never really accepts this. But maybe some marriages can work this way. I mean, I'm not saying I'm like this nor would I accept this, but I can sort of understand some marriages are like this or could work like this.

It's "Celeb" marriage. The rules (such as they are) are different.

See, here is a situation where the man is 'desirable', so the 'temptations' are rife. So, what's the deal? Does he resolutely stick to his monogamy, or does he have an understanding (spoken or unspoken) that as long as he 'doesn't bring it out/home' and other half is 300 miles away (or whatever) and away for a month (or so), it's alright but don't go braggin?'...

(Swap genders in that one for whichever situ)

It's either that or 'wife/husband walks out, takes kids, and goes back to living in council house, etc.'

(All those rock bands, actors, sportsmen, etc, passim)

That's all a question, not a statement, obv.

Ref: Winning the Lottery and Becoming Promiscuous?

It's "Celeb" marriage. The rules (such as they are) are different.

and this is why i rejected celebrity, when it was thrust upon me

Excellent, if unintentional (?), Parks and Recreation reference!

It was completely intentional. Tiger would love The Glitter Factory.

And so his big plan is - take her on a cruise!

DO YOU KNOW ANY WOMEN LINKED TO TIGER WOODS? CONTACT NEWSDESK ON (+44) 0207 938 6364

So not only is there that Tiger's Wood parody porno, but heard this morning that Vivid is offering a million bucks to any of his mistresses willing to star in a porn.

It's either that or 'wife/husband walks out, takes kids, and goes back to living in council house, etc.'

seriously? celebrity wives do not go to live in council houses after a divorce, and i'd imagine in particular after a divorce where he's been caught cheating.

Not necessarily 'seriously', but there is that whole 'upheaval' and to a possibly lesser extent a change in circumstances.

OK, more like "Not living in quite as much a big place, not hanging out with famous/glam faces as much"

And, naturally, I wasn't being specific to high-earners anyway.

It's about the imbalance of power.

Which is there in a lot of relationships, but it's more pointed in the 'wife/husb of celeb' situation.

i don't think it is, tbh. if you divorce a billionaire you're going to be independently wealthy for life. if you're a middle aged mother of four that's never worked in order to raise kids etc then you're in a much worse situation.

mark are u a doctor of celebrity marriage or waht

This seems like a complete waste of time money
British court blocks Tiger Woods photos

"For the avoidance of doubt, this order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist," Schillings said in a letter sent to legal departments of British publications.

Hilarious.

Very odd. If the order doesn't allow it to be revealed what those circumstances are, how on earth are you supposed to know whether you're about to break it?

so what would your hypothetical advice to tiger woods be

― k3vin k., Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not saying you're wrong, i agree w/ u and matt, just asking

― k3vin k., Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i guess i don't really have any advice for tiger woods. except like "yr an asshole?"

i just think it's annoying how they act like these decisions are all on tiger, as if she shouldn't or doesn't have a voice in it...

i guess it's this idea that above all the marriage NEEDS to be saved, as if that's the important thing

it's pretty obvious he's not a good husband so why should she even think about trying to save the marriage, she should just move on.

otm, why on earth would either of them stick with an arrangement that doesn't seem to be working

One of Woods' alleged mistresses, Jamie Jungers, appearead on a U.S. morning television show today to claim that Woods had broken her hearat.

Her hearat shaped box more like, amirite?

my advice: get a divorce, show some class man damn