This fuckin' guy...
I'm glad I'm of an age that predates text messaging so I can just point and laugh. Anyone who is any combo of rich/famous/married who sends sexy texts is just body surfing on razor blades, I mean wtf.
― WmC, Thursday, 10 December 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link
people used to just send letters i suppose?
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i wonder if tiger's father ever sent a letter about seeing his mother getting boned by Roger Maris and Michael Landon?
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
haven't you read neil patrick harris' the game
― 囧 (dyao), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:08 (3 hours ago) Bookmark
LOL this has to happen, someone sponsor him
― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I hope Tiger pulls a Jordan and retires from golf to play baseball.
― Euler, Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
He seems more suited (har) to high-stakes poker, it seems to fit his action-junkie style. (if having hot blonde sexy in every port of call is characteristic of action-junkie style)
― WmC, Thursday, 10 December 2009 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link
"Jaimee Grubbs - a 24-year-old cocktail waitress who broke the news to Us Weekly that she had a 31-month-affair with Tiger Woods - says the golfer, 33, never wanted to use protection. "He didn't use a condom," says Grubbs, who adds that Woods also didn't ask if she was on birth control, either. "It wasn't even discussed. He just never used one." Apparently, he also didn't use condoms while bedding 33-year-old restaurant manager Mindy Lawton, according to Lawton's sister, Lynn. "She said he never wore condoms," Lynn told British tabloid, News of the World. "I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous."
― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
I imagine everyone involved in this story has a permanent low grade fever.
― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 10 December 2009 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link
man i was really hoping steve sailer had some outtasite crepey racist stuff to say about this, but it's been kinda restrained tbf
― goole, Thursday, 10 December 2009 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
thing i fuckin' hate hearing on all the radio discussion is all this "you know...tiger really needs to take time off and try to rebuild his family and save his marriage" and shit...it's like what about HER? why the fuck should this marriage be saved? jesus christ she should drop him like it's hott and take him for every penny she can!
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 10 December 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
xps he does have some super creepy sexist crap about it tho!! if you are interested and i know that you are
http://isteve.blogspot.com/2009/12/super-jocks-and-marriage-dynastic-urge.html
comments are a treat.
if you are not familiar with mr steve sailer or "vdare", well, i'm sorry to be the guy to introduce you right now
― goole, Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
http://imgur.com/J9v0g.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
and shit...it's like what about HER? why the fuck should this marriage be saved?
^^^^this at the heart of my reaction to presumptuous fuck reilly. she's just an element of the pr strategy
xpost
― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n)
it's kinda like a dude who suddenly has financial troubles but really wants to keep his fancy sports car and his buddies are like, "get your shit in order and re-negotiate your monthly payment and i think it'll be okay...just don't go spending money on other shit for awhile until you're in the clear"
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link
because i mean i think dudes like that think of women in just those terms
so what would your hypothetical advice to tiger woods be
― k3vin k., Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
not saying you're wrong, i agree w/ u and matt, just asking
― k3vin k., Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
like the advice i would give would be, "dude, look, you don't want her as a wife and you don't care about her and if you did, you wouldn't be doing this kind of shit because it's not just a single drunken fling, it's a pattern and for her sake as well as yours just end it."
― omar little, Wednesday, December 9, 2009 2:00 PM (Yesterday)
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:49 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban
Excellent, if unintentional (?), Parks and Recreation reference!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I wonder how this is coming along?
url=http://www.tigerwoodsdubai.com/
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Fellow-PGA-pros-speak-out-on-Tiger-Woods-quot-?urn=golf,207961
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Advice: next time, find someone who's OK with an open marriage.
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Why can't he love his wife? Maybe he likes/liked this life. Fuck around but come back to his wife. And of course the partner most probably never really accepts this. But maybe some marriages can work this way. I mean, I'm not saying I'm like this nor would I accept this, but I can sort of understand some marriages are like this or could work like this.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 11 December 2009 09:34 (fourteen years ago) link
It's "Celeb" marriage. The rules (such as they are) are different.
See, here is a situation where the man is 'desirable', so the 'temptations' are rife. So, what's the deal? Does he resolutely stick to his monogamy, or does he have an understanding (spoken or unspoken) that as long as he 'doesn't bring it out/home' and other half is 300 miles away (or whatever) and away for a month (or so), it's alright but don't go braggin?'...
(Swap genders in that one for whichever situ)
It's either that or 'wife/husband walks out, takes kids, and goes back to living in council house, etc.'
(All those rock bands, actors, sportsmen, etc, passim)
― Mark G, Friday, 11 December 2009 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link
That's all a question, not a statement, obv.
Ref: Winning the Lottery and Becoming Promiscuous?
― Mark G, Friday, 11 December 2009 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link
and this is why i rejected celebrity, when it was thrust upon me
― more plastercaulk than clusterfuck amirite (stevie), Friday, 11 December 2009 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link
It was completely intentional. Tiger would love The Glitter Factory.
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 11 December 2009 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link
And so his big plan is - take her on a cruise!
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Friday, 11 December 2009 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link
DO YOU KNOW ANY WOMEN LINKED TO TIGER WOODS? CONTACT NEWSDESK ON (+44) 0207 938 6364
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 11 December 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
So not only is there that Tiger's Wood parody porno, but heard this morning that Vivid is offering a million bucks to any of his mistresses willing to star in a porn.
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 December 2009 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link
seriously? celebrity wives do not go to live in council houses after a divorce, and i'd imagine in particular after a divorce where he's been caught cheating.
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2009 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Not necessarily 'seriously', but there is that whole 'upheaval' and to a possibly lesser extent a change in circumstances.
OK, more like "Not living in quite as much a big place, not hanging out with famous/glam faces as much"
And, naturally, I wasn't being specific to high-earners anyway.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 December 2009 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
It's about the imbalance of power.
Which is there in a lot of relationships, but it's more pointed in the 'wife/husb of celeb' situation.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 December 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't think it is, tbh. if you divorce a billionaire you're going to be independently wealthy for life. if you're a middle aged mother of four that's never worked in order to raise kids etc then you're in a much worse situation.
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
mark are u a doctor of celebrity marriage or waht
― max, Friday, 11 December 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
This seems like a complete waste of time moneyBritish court blocks Tiger Woods photos
"For the avoidance of doubt, this order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist," Schillings said in a letter sent to legal departments of British publications.
Hilarious.
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 December 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Very odd. If the order doesn't allow it to be revealed what those circumstances are, how on earth are you supposed to know whether you're about to break it?
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 11 December 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
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― k3vin k., Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i guess i don't really have any advice for tiger woods. except like "yr an asshole?"
i just think it's annoying how they act like these decisions are all on tiger, as if she shouldn't or doesn't have a voice in it...
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 11 December 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i guess it's this idea that above all the marriage NEEDS to be saved, as if that's the important thing
it's pretty obvious he's not a good husband so why should she even think about trying to save the marriage, she should just move on.
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 11 December 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
otm, why on earth would either of them stick with an arrangement that doesn't seem to be working
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2009 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link
One of Woods' alleged mistresses, Jamie Jungers, appearead on a U.S. morning television show today to claim that Woods had broken her hearat.
― k3vin k., Friday, 11 December 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Her hearat shaped box more like, amirite?
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 December 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
my advice: get a divorce, show some class man damn
― ice cr?m, Friday, 11 December 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, December 11, 2009 1:34 AM (7 hours ago)
if he got drunk and banged a couple of girls on the side once or twice, maybe i could buy that, but this was calculated. plus the whole "no condoms" thing makes me think he doesn't give a shit about himself or his wife w/r/t STDs.
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
show some class man damn
Uh, bit late for that perhaps
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
each day is born anew
― ice cr?m, Friday, 11 December 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
He should team up with Susie Bright and do a podcast about non-monogamy.
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
He should team up with Kanye West and do an 808 & Heartbreak/Here, My Dear breakup album.
― Cunga, Friday, 11 December 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I couldn't believe it when I saw Tiger had an injunction against the UK media. Bound to be a shitstorm in media/legal circles over that.
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
injunction here
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 11 December 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link