That's all a question, not a statement, obv.
Ref: Winning the Lottery and Becoming Promiscuous?
― Mark G, Friday, 11 December 2009 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link
It's "Celeb" marriage. The rules (such as they are) are different.
and this is why i rejected celebrity, when it was thrust upon me
― more plastercaulk than clusterfuck amirite (stevie), Friday, 11 December 2009 09:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Excellent, if unintentional (?), Parks and Recreation reference!
It was completely intentional. Tiger would love The Glitter Factory.
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 11 December 2009 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link
And so his big plan is - take her on a cruise!
― Ned Trifle (Notinmyname), Friday, 11 December 2009 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link
DO YOU KNOW ANY WOMEN LINKED TO TIGER WOODS? CONTACT NEWSDESK ON (+44) 0207 938 6364
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 11 December 2009 13:26 (fourteen years ago) link
So not only is there that Tiger's Wood parody porno, but heard this morning that Vivid is offering a million bucks to any of his mistresses willing to star in a porn.
― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 December 2009 14:19 (fourteen years ago) link
It's either that or 'wife/husband walks out, takes kids, and goes back to living in council house, etc.'
seriously? celebrity wives do not go to live in council houses after a divorce, and i'd imagine in particular after a divorce where he's been caught cheating.
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2009 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Not necessarily 'seriously', but there is that whole 'upheaval' and to a possibly lesser extent a change in circumstances.
OK, more like "Not living in quite as much a big place, not hanging out with famous/glam faces as much"
And, naturally, I wasn't being specific to high-earners anyway.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 December 2009 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link
It's about the imbalance of power.
Which is there in a lot of relationships, but it's more pointed in the 'wife/husb of celeb' situation.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 December 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't think it is, tbh. if you divorce a billionaire you're going to be independently wealthy for life. if you're a middle aged mother of four that's never worked in order to raise kids etc then you're in a much worse situation.
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
mark are u a doctor of celebrity marriage or waht
― max, Friday, 11 December 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
This seems like a complete waste of time moneyBritish court blocks Tiger Woods photos
"For the avoidance of doubt, this order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist," Schillings said in a letter sent to legal departments of British publications.
Hilarious.
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 December 2009 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Very odd. If the order doesn't allow it to be revealed what those circumstances are, how on earth are you supposed to know whether you're about to break it?
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 11 December 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
so what would your hypothetical advice to tiger woods be
― k3vin k., Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
not saying you're wrong, i agree w/ u and matt, just asking
― k3vin k., Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i guess i don't really have any advice for tiger woods. except like "yr an asshole?"
i just think it's annoying how they act like these decisions are all on tiger, as if she shouldn't or doesn't have a voice in it...
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 11 December 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link
i guess it's this idea that above all the marriage NEEDS to be saved, as if that's the important thing
it's pretty obvious he's not a good husband so why should she even think about trying to save the marriage, she should just move on.
― eight woofers in the trunk sb'n down the block (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 11 December 2009 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
otm, why on earth would either of them stick with an arrangement that doesn't seem to be working
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 11 December 2009 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link
One of Woods' alleged mistresses, Jamie Jungers, appearead on a U.S. morning television show today to claim that Woods had broken her hearat.
― k3vin k., Friday, 11 December 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Her hearat shaped box more like, amirite?
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 11 December 2009 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
my advice: get a divorce, show some class man damn
― ice cr?m, Friday, 11 December 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Why can't he love his wife? Maybe he likes/liked this life. Fuck around but come back to his wife. And of course the partner most probably never really accepts this. But maybe some marriages can work this way. I mean, I'm not saying I'm like this nor would I accept this, but I can sort of understand some marriages are like this or could work like this.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, December 11, 2009 1:34 AM (7 hours ago)
if he got drunk and banged a couple of girls on the side once or twice, maybe i could buy that, but this was calculated. plus the whole "no condoms" thing makes me think he doesn't give a shit about himself or his wife w/r/t STDs.
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
show some class man damn
Uh, bit late for that perhaps
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
each day is born anew
― ice cr?m, Friday, 11 December 2009 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
He should team up with Susie Bright and do a podcast about non-monogamy.
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Friday, 11 December 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
He should team up with Kanye West and do an 808 & Heartbreak/Here, My Dear breakup album.
― Cunga, Friday, 11 December 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I couldn't believe it when I saw Tiger had an injunction against the UK media. Bound to be a shitstorm in media/legal circles over that.
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
injunction here
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 11 December 2009 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
how does the injunction cover internet message boards based in the uk?
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
tigers real name is Eldrick????
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Eldrick Tiger "El Dick" Woods iirc
― Cunga, Friday, 11 December 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't know how this works. The whole thing looks a total mess to me - an order against 'persons unknown', identified only by what they might do, in relation to things which may not exist, and the content of which order cannot be revealed except by Tiger and his lawyers? I see it was issued by Mr Justice Eady, who has acquired a name for himself with previous injunctions and libel things.
(the injunction is England & Wales only though, and ILX is based in the US I think (or is it Canada?), so at least you should be fine, should you happen to be the possessor of the snaps in question)
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 11 December 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
I think the Avatar embargo would prevent them from being posted.
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 11 December 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
because of the wang
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 December 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link
In the latest bombshell in the Tiger Woods story, Jamie Jungers told Meredith Vieira this morning on Today that Tiger fully pursued her, that they were like “girlfriend and boyfriend” and that he didn’t try to hide her.During the year-and-a-half relationship, he only mentioned wife Elin Nordegren one time. According to Jamie, Tiger made no effort to hide her: They went out to restaurants, they went out together, and they were even photographed together.As for allegations she was paid for sex, Jamie said she actually never took money from Tiger, and that the reason they broke up was that Tiger wouldn’t help her when she had financial troubles. What’s more, Jamie says couldn’t be with someone who wouldn’t help her out in that way. Still, she said all she got from the relationship was “a broken heart.”
During the year-and-a-half relationship, he only mentioned wife Elin Nordegren one time. According to Jamie, Tiger made no effort to hide her: They went out to restaurants, they went out together, and they were even photographed together.
As for allegations she was paid for sex, Jamie said she actually never took money from Tiger, and that the reason they broke up was that Tiger wouldn’t help her when she had financial troubles. What’s more, Jamie says couldn’t be with someone who wouldn’t help her out in that way. Still, she said all she got from the relationship was “a broken heart.”
wait... but... I... ?_?
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 December 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2009/12/11/tiger-woods-alleged-mistress-jamie-jungers-is-set-to-tell-all-on-the-today-show/
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 December 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
I still can't believe that I only just found out Tiger's real name is Eldrick Tont Woods. I just thought his folks had given him a silly name... :)
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
important eldrick woods related post http://lyfesrsli.tumblr.com/post/268000299/eldrick-woods
― ice cr?m, Friday, 11 December 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, whenever jim rome referred to tiger as "eldrick" i just thought it was a goofy dungeonmaster nickname
― Mr. Big STFU (ojo), Friday, 11 December 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Sportscenter guys used to occasionally refer to the Detroit Eldricks...
― WmC, Friday, 11 December 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I have to admit that, were my given names Eldrick Tont, I too might try to fill the fathomless hole in my soul with a never ending assmbly line of skank poontang.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 11 December 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
that poor girl. bet she had to cover half the check at dinner, too
― k3vin k., Friday, 11 December 2009 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link
have to admit my head's still spinning trying to unpack that one
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 December 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link
It's above all really, really stupid of Tiger.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 11 December 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I think we should just all him Baldrick from now on.
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
*Call
I wouldn't recommend that a celebrity wantonly fuck around regardless of their proclivities because of the possible media-enhanced blow-back, but if you do, try not to be a total dick to your shagbuddies. I'm sure he felt he was being shaken down, and perhaps he was, but jeeze, dude, use your upper brain for a second or two and don't leave the lady with little other option than to sell her tell-all.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 11 December 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Would someone please shop Tiger's head onto Baldrick or Tony Richardson's onto Tiger when he's doing one of the two-handed fist pumps, please.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 11 December 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White),
Stupidity born out of boredom, would be my guess.
― WmC, Friday, 11 December 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Celebrity isolation, entitlement magnified by the constant ass-tonguing he gets from lick-spittles and hangers-on, and, doubtless, a certain desire to just be a kind of regular dude. To be fair, though, his reputation for quickly and artfully getting in the hole remains intact.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 11 December 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Would have thought the UK injunction to stop the whole Kir$+y G4ll4gh3r story.
― James Mitchell, Friday, 11 December 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
"is to stop", even.