Tiger Woods car/life crash

mark are u a doctor of celebrity marriage or waht

This seems like a complete waste of time money
British court blocks Tiger Woods photos

"For the avoidance of doubt, this order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist," Schillings said in a letter sent to legal departments of British publications.

Hilarious.

Very odd. If the order doesn't allow it to be revealed what those circumstances are, how on earth are you supposed to know whether you're about to break it?

so what would your hypothetical advice to tiger woods be

― k3vin k., Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not saying you're wrong, i agree w/ u and matt, just asking

― k3vin k., Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i guess i don't really have any advice for tiger woods. except like "yr an asshole?"

i just think it's annoying how they act like these decisions are all on tiger, as if she shouldn't or doesn't have a voice in it...

i guess it's this idea that above all the marriage NEEDS to be saved, as if that's the important thing

it's pretty obvious he's not a good husband so why should she even think about trying to save the marriage, she should just move on.

otm, why on earth would either of them stick with an arrangement that doesn't seem to be working

One of Woods' alleged mistresses, Jamie Jungers, appearead on a U.S. morning television show today to claim that Woods had broken her hearat.

Her hearat shaped box more like, amirite?

my advice: get a divorce, show some class man damn

Why can't he love his wife? Maybe he likes/liked this life. Fuck around but come back to his wife. And of course the partner most probably never really accepts this. But maybe some marriages can work this way. I mean, I'm not saying I'm like this nor would I accept this, but I can sort of understand some marriages are like this or could work like this.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, December 11, 2009 1:34 AM (7 hours ago)

if he got drunk and banged a couple of girls on the side once or twice, maybe i could buy that, but this was calculated. plus the whole "no condoms" thing makes me think he doesn't give a shit about himself or his wife w/r/t STDs.

show some class man damn

Uh, bit late for that perhaps

each day is born anew

He should team up with Susie Bright and do a podcast about non-monogamy.

He should team up with Kanye West and do an 808 & Heartbreak/Here, My Dear breakup album.

I couldn't believe it when I saw Tiger had an injunction against the UK media. Bound to be a shitstorm in media/legal circles over that.

injunction here

how does the injunction cover internet message boards based in the uk?

tigers real name is Eldrick????

Eldrick Tiger "El Dick" Woods iirc

I don't know how this works. The whole thing looks a total mess to me - an order against 'persons unknown', identified only by what they might do, in relation to things which may not exist, and the content of which order cannot be revealed except by Tiger and his lawyers? I see it was issued by Mr Justice Eady, who has acquired a name for himself with previous injunctions and libel things.

(the injunction is England & Wales only though, and ILX is based in the US I think (or is it Canada?), so at least you should be fine, should you happen to be the possessor of the snaps in question)

I think the Avatar embargo would prevent them from being posted.

because of the wang

In the latest bombshell in the Tiger Woods story, Jamie Jungers told Meredith Vieira this morning on Today that Tiger fully pursued her, that they were like “girlfriend and boyfriend” and that he didn’t try to hide her.

During the year-and-a-half relationship, he only mentioned wife Elin Nordegren one time. According to Jamie, Tiger made no effort to hide her: They went out to restaurants, they went out together, and they were even photographed together.

As for allegations she was paid for sex, Jamie said she actually never took money from Tiger, and that the reason they broke up was that Tiger wouldn’t help her when she had financial troubles. What’s more, Jamie says couldn’t be with someone who wouldn’t help her out in that way. Still, she said all she got from the relationship was “a broken heart.”

wait... but... I... ?_?

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2009/12/11/tiger-woods-alleged-mistress-jamie-jungers-is-set-to-tell-all-on-the-today-show/

I still can't believe that I only just found out Tiger's real name is Eldrick Tont Woods. I just thought his folks had given him a silly name... :)

important eldrick woods related post http://lyfesrsli.tumblr.com/post/268000299/eldrick-woods

yeah, whenever jim rome referred to tiger as "eldrick" i just thought it was a goofy dungeonmaster nickname

Sportscenter guys used to occasionally refer to the Detroit Eldricks...

I have to admit that, were my given names Eldrick Tont, I too might try to fill the fathomless hole in my soul with a never ending assmbly line of skank poontang.

that poor girl. bet she had to cover half the check at dinner, too

have to admit my head's still spinning trying to unpack that one

It's above all really, really stupid of Tiger.

I think we should just all him Baldrick from now on.

*Call

I wouldn't recommend that a celebrity wantonly fuck around regardless of their proclivities because of the possible media-enhanced blow-back, but if you do, try not to be a total dick to your shagbuddies. I'm sure he felt he was being shaken down, and perhaps he was, but jeeze, dude, use your upper brain for a second or two and don't leave the lady with little other option than to sell her tell-all.

Would someone please shop Tiger's head onto Baldrick or Tony Richardson's onto Tiger when he's doing one of the two-handed fist pumps, please.

It's above all really, really stupid of Tiger.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White),

Stupidity born out of boredom, would be my guess.

Celebrity isolation, entitlement magnified by the constant ass-tonguing he gets from lick-spittles and hangers-on, and, doubtless, a certain desire to just be a kind of regular dude. To be fair, though, his reputation for quickly and artfully getting in the hole remains intact.

Would have thought the UK injunction to stop the whole Kir$+y G4ll4gh3r story.

"is to stop", even.

you know who's coming out of this looking awesome? is Elin, is who:

It also emerged last night that Tiger is in hiding after one of his TEETH was broken when furious wife Elin hurled a mobile phone at him

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2765656/Shamed-golfer-Tiger-Woods-alleged-to-have-lost-a-tooth-in-row.html#ixzz0ZQDFoVOx

Haven't they known each other for ages?

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The Sun is awesome. On the same page they say that his wife is going back home and also say that she's staying in the marriage. Wtf?

Having experienced the diluted version of Scandinavian passive-aggression growing up, I'm surmising she's just not going to make it easy for him.

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/12/11/sports/AP-GLF-Tiger-Woods.html?hp

I think this entire debacle is an epic fail / terribly sad on so many levels. He's an idiot, but wow...

he typically takes december and january off anyway so this is strictly pr

Christmas just got cancelled at Tim Finchem's house.

lol i can't wait for bill simmons' inevitable, "buddy if you have to cheat, cheat like this!" column w/a point-by-point list of protips from his vegas buddies.

tiger woods is gone off the golf because of you

(i wanted to revive the marissa m. thread but it was LOCKED BY AN ADMIN)

maybe, but it's hard to be the face of Accenture when you're a punchline

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Accenture first sponsor to cut ties with Woods: http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-tigerwoods-accenture&prov=ap&type=lgns