nudism or firbankian moments on the beach

But nudity on the beach almost certainly equals sand in all your bits which at the very least would result in mild irritation.

Dan, ta for the offer. Pop in mucho marshmallows in my mug;> As the only black gal on the tundra, you wouldn't have any trouble finding me.

Tracer? Voyeurism? At least, bring a proper camera. Otherwise, you'd never be able to prove it.