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Their is no good word which frustrates both of us.

Why do you want a word to frustrate you both? This seems a wilfully destructive approach.

apes hetrosecaul realtionships. They have sex = they are monkeys

― Nick, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That was me beign an asshole Nat. If you work in the buisness you know more then me. i am humbled.

Thats it Mike. I am going to describe David as My Live In Frustrating Sex Monkey

― anthony, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

My god, am I being confused with Hanle y?

― Nick, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well if you are going to express an interest in Madchen's breasts what do you expect?

― Emma, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

sorry sorry sorry sorry
see the stress thread .

― anthony, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It's not an interest. I just couldn't avoid them.

― Nick, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Grate mental image of breasts expanding to fill an entire room! Then a whole house! Then a city! Then taking over the world!

― Emma, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

mmm chocolate breasts...yum!

― Geoff, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Seriously, it's getting to the point where I'm going to have to say "Lucy, this flat isn't big enough for the four of us"

― Nick, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Geoff, they sill choco-breasts here. Do you want me to send you a pair?

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

they'd melt in the post wouldn't they? mmm, melted chocolate nipples...yum!

― Geoff, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Did you ever see that woman who's silicones *melted*? Her face was like a Madame Tussaud head standing near the heater.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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