― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:13 (eighteen years ago) link
I keenly wait your impending "It's funny when porn stars get raped" thread.
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:16 (eighteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40803000/jpg/_40803513_cindy_220.jpg
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:24 (eighteen years ago) link
can porn stars actually be raped? what would the soundtrack be like to that?
― d.arraghmac, Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:28 (eighteen years ago) link
x-post to milton
Yes, as a former victim I have a problem with this, OK?
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:29 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:35 (eighteen years ago) link
God, I do hope for your sake you're joking. Even though it's not funny, it's better than saying something that stupid.
― Nathalie, the Queen of Frock 'n' Fall (stevie nixed), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:36 (eighteen years ago) link
(xpost)
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― salexander / sofia (salexander), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:41 (eighteen years ago) link
a) revile domestic violence of all kinds and;b) be quite pleased that Ms Wade battered Mr Kemp
at the same time?
surely it's not, in a world shorn of platonic ideals.
― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link
Do you actually know who Rebekah Wade and Ross Kemp are?
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link
Apparently Kantian imperatives are alive and kicking though.
Well, at least at the Kemp house.
― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:44 (eighteen years ago) link
i mean, if george bush was being vicimised by his staff a la 'the servant', that would be funny also.
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link
I spent one of the most painful afternoons of my life arguing about this with a fucking Women's Aid worker, who kept trying to tell me that if a woman hits a man he must have done something to provoke her.
― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― JSL, Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― 'ello mum, Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost to 'JSL'
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:51 (eighteen years ago) link
everyone knows it's bad when women hit men. i'm a man and i would really rather not be hit.
I don't think there's some great 'right' or 'truth' that needs recognising here.
― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:52 (eighteen years ago) link
xpost
wow barbarian otm TWICE now
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:53 (eighteen years ago) link
However, under the circumstances, I can see the morbidly ironic side of Ross 'Ultimate Force' Kemp being bullied by Rebekah 'used the paper to campaign against domestic violence' Wade.
― scotstvo (scotstvo), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― Vicky (Vicky), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:54 (eighteen years ago) link
this is because in most cases a man is more likely to do some serious damage to a woman than vice versa. obv there are a billion examples that could be used to counter this, but nevertheless true.
also, the specific example which we are talking about involves a large, musclebound man, frequently cast in tough guy roles, who one would not think could easily be harmed by ms wade. this is why this situation is specifically and particularly funny.
― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― salexander / sofia (salexander), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 3 November 2005 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link
speaking for the dominant sex as a whole, i can assure the sisterhood that we're not going to take out brother ross' trauma on you collectively.
― barbarian cities (jaybob3005), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― RickyT (RickyT), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― salexander / sofia (salexander), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:02 (eighteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/840000/images/_841499_ross_kemp150.jpg
KEEP 'EM PEELED
― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― lik, Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:03 (eighteen years ago) link
we have addressed this point.
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:03 (eighteen years ago) link
it wouldn't have been as funny "funny" or whathaveyou the other way round or at least not in the same way, as his wife isn't casted as a hardman who beats up people on eastenders.
nor is this a general ha ha a man got beaten up how funny lollerz.
just saying.
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 November 2005 13:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Thursday, 3 November 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 3 November 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 3 November 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link
― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― scotstvo (scotstvo), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:57 (eighteen years ago) link
anyway... WTFFinfF!?!!!!!!eleven
― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 4 November 2005 08:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 4 November 2005 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 4 November 2005 09:55 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005510327,00.html
Cops go to Ross row
BRUV 2
EASTENDERS hardman Ross Kemp was caught up in a real-life drama yesterday when police turned up at his home in the small hours.
Ross, who has won millions of new viewers after returning to the soap as Grant Mitchell, opened the door to find four officers on his front step.
The cops said they were investigating an allegation that he had been assaulted by his wife Rebekah Wade, who is editor of The Sun.
Ms Wade, 37, was arrested at the house in Battersea, South London, and taken to a nearby police station.
Rebekah and Ross ...'fuss about nothing'
She was held for eight hours before being released without any charge or a caution.
Ms Wade, who became Sun editor at the beginning of 2003, was not even interviewed by police during her stay at the station.
Ross, 41 — also the star of ITV’s hit series Ultimate Force about the SAS — did not sustain any injuries.
A cut to his lip which was reported by news agencies had in fact been sustained during filming.
Ms Wade was also not hurt during the incident which was described as an “old-fashioned row” between a married couple.
The couple, who wed three years ago, had returned to their home together at 3am after attending a birthday party.
Earlier Ms Wade had also seen fallen Cabinet Minister David Blunkett who had quit as Work and Pensions Secretary in the morning.
As soon as she was released from police custody, Ms Wade returned to The Sun’s offices at Wapping, East London, to mastermind production of today’s newspaper.
Last night she said: “It was just a silly row which got out of hand.”
Ross said: “It was a lot of fuss about nothing.”
― Frogm@n Henry, Friday, 4 November 2005 10:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:40 (eighteen years ago) link
I thought that rung a bell but now I can't find anything saying that. But I'm going to stop looking cause this is all a bit sick.
― Alba (Alba), Friday, 4 November 2005 11:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link
That's very poor.
― Come Back Johnny B (Johnney B), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link
Together, they are reckoned to have become one of Britain's most influential media couples since marrying in 2002, and count leading figures in the political and media establishment among their friends.These include Guy Black, press secretary to Michael Howard, the Tory leader. Black is a childhood friend of Kemp and they remain close.
He and his partner Mark Boland, the Prince of Wales's press secretary, have been on holiday with Wade and Kemp.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 4 November 2005 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link
OI, GEH AWWT OF ME CAR LOT, SON.
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 4 November 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link
Ross Kemp at the Baftas:
Ex-EastEnders star Ross Kemp was unrepentant about winning best factual series ahead of Stephen Fry's documentary on manic depression and family history programme Who Do You Think You Are?
"We've been shot at," he said of his show, which profiled gangs around the world.
"We've been in prisons where people are raped on a regular basis. I've been on my own on a number of occasions with people who are multiple murderers.
"I interviewed a man who'd shot 16 people through the head before his 10th birthday."
And to celebrate the recognition for his work, he was "definitely going to get smashed" after the ceremony, he quipped.
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link
RIP. Heaven needed a man who could get beaten up by an eight stone woman.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link
He didn't want to live in a world without Kellogg's Fruit and Fibre.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link
You're thinking of Angus Deayton.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link
No, I believe he didn't want to live in a world without coked-up hookers.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link
God bless Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyQ7tiJw3sE
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:20 (seventeen years ago) link
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/8545/cheekysquashedkemp.jpg
http://kempfolds.blogspot.com/
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link
WOW
― I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago) link
That is awesome.
― ailsa, Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I smell a "Best Original Concept" award coming up at whatever stupid awards they give to blogs.
― Skeevy Wonder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2484/3727293065_c89c1dd798.jpg?v=1247784884
― the evil spawn of maxwell from big brother (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Thank god somebody re-upped this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bsApDcW1ng
― Skeevy Wonder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 July 2009 13:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Screen grab it, print it, fold it.
― I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 July 2009 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link
https://i2-prod.walesonline.co.uk/article17538210.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_rosskempPNG.png
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/ross-kemp-spice-cannabis-vape-hmp-belmarsh-prison-documentary-itv-a9276276.html
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Friday, 10 January 2020 12:38 (four years ago) link
https://thehooksite.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/ross4.jpg
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Friday, 10 January 2020 12:40 (four years ago) link
When your hobby becomes your job
― The Masked Zinger (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 January 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link
tbf to Kemp I look much the same most mornings
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Friday, 10 January 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
He's back.
https://i1.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Screen-Shot-2020-08-03-at-20.33.01-fc11.png
https://metro.co.uk/2020/08/03/ross-kemp-reveals-swollen-lips-stung-wasps-jokes-look-like-mick-jagger-13078939/
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link
Sometimes I’d review the third episode with an actor – no director present.
On the occasion of the uniform episode, I’d invited Ross Kemp.
I gave him sugared coffee and my most comfortable chair. I turned the TV towards him so the screen wouldn’t flare with the sun finding gaps in the BBC blinds.
We watched in parallel and, apart from my scribbling and his laboured breathing, in silence.
A silence broken as the scissors sliced the khaki.
For a moment, I thought the sound guys had gone overboard with stereo effects. But no - in my right ear I had Grant sobbing on the marital bed and in my left ear Ross sobbing in my comfortable chair.
The actor had been overwhelmed by his own performance.
“Am I really as good I as I think I am?” he asked, shaking the tears from his big round eyes.
― boxedjoy, Thursday, 6 August 2020 10:28 (four years ago) link