Tiger Woods car/life crash

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yeah that to me is kinda crazy -- on some level i can at least understand a guy having a lot of one night stands, or one or two girls on the side, but the sheer impracticality of having a bunch of girlfriends, even casual ones, in addition to a wife is insane.

some dude, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link

honestly in order to pull that off he'd have to spend every waking minute in which he wasn't playing golf on juggling all of them, and this is only accounting for the ones we know about.

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link

tbf if theres one dude who can do the impossible

unicorn strapped with a unabomb (deej), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 01:59 (fourteen years ago) link

juggling them on the end of his golf club

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

<a href="http://static.lifeandstylemag.com/2009/12/951-tiger.html";> IS THERE A TIGER WOODS SEX TAPE???</a>

Like we really want to know.

US EEL (u s steel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link

http://static.lifeandstylemag.com/2009/12/951-tiger.html

US EEL (u s steel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link

The obligatory sex tape is just par for the course nowadays.

Lord Byron Bay of Pigs (SeekAltRoute), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I would have thought it would have surfaced by now. If his texts are anything to go by his phone sex isn't going to be hugely exciting.

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 09:41 (fourteen years ago) link

"And we're on the green in one"

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 09:41 (fourteen years ago) link

"Six inch putt"

Did we not do this upthread already?

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 09:43 (fourteen years ago) link

"I'll show you the size of my tee"

Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 09:44 (fourteen years ago) link

"According to the report, Ladiser drank two drink glasses of Jack Daniel's after he arrived at the Golf Club at Redmond Ridge and continued to drink heavily as he played in a foursome that included Michael Pattison, government-affairs manager for the Master Builders."

did Michael Pattison get fired too?

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

First of, these women are not ugly. I mean, wtf, what are your standards? A bit too high maybe. They are also girls he picked up at bars (and the media is going to only portray them as party girls of course). On top of that I find it wrong to connect this philandering with his money. Fuck, I know plenty of "poor" guys who fuck around like him.

I think his people should have gone with the (semi) reality. Instead of going for a cleancut image, they should have made him like this sex god. semi-lol

As bad as he is for playing out, I've gotta wonder about skanky women who a) get involved with a married man and b) expect him to 'take care of them' when by being with them he's already proved he's not worth trusting to take care of a damned thing.

Skanky? How do you come to that conclusion? They were wrong to jump in bed with him. But maybe some of them were just plain naive. On top of that, maybe they didn't know he was married. I was only vaguely aware of his wife.

I think it's wrong to assume that if you fuck outside of your marriage, this implies you are a cheat all the way. Friend of course cheated on his wife. He ultimately divorced his wife and married the other. THey are still married after all these years (plus two decades btw). Another friend of ours same thing.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link

No, but in Wilde's words, "Once may be regarded as an accident, seven looks like..."

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I think his people should have gone with the (semi) reality

don't think that'd look great in the photos..

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

On top of that I find it wrong to connect this philandering with his money.

You're not serious?

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:32 (fourteen years ago) link

"What first attracted you to the billionaire Tiger Woods?"

blue_eyes chrono_trigger dirty engineer glasses (onimo), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

it's his personality

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost "well my girlfriends are always telling me that he's very talented..."

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Balding golf geeks are renowned for their success with women

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Nath, Tiger Woods' marriage and family life has been relentlessly placed in our media. I don't know how anyone interested enough to meet him could fail to note he was married, with kids - you'd have to be the kind of person who didn't give a shit about another woman to proceed in any case, and I just have a problem with women like that (and no problem laughing at them when they get hypocritically upset about their arrangement not being exclusive).

BTW I know of quite a few celebrities who seem to have open relationships their wives don't know about, and the lack of self-respect in the women involved is staggering - quite happy to sneak around, quite happy to be blanked in public, quite happy to use the servant's/tradesman's entrance (NO KEN) and generally quite happy to accept third-class treatment for what probably isn't even first-class sex. Oh, to be a Happy Hookup.

special vixens unit (suzy), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link

On top of that I find it wrong to connect this philandering with his money.

You're not serious?

I am. Some are connecting the fact he has money to his addiction to sex. I am convinced that without the money, he probably would have fucked around just as much. It is a factor of course, no question about it, but I am sure it isn't as important as people like to think it is.

Nath, Tiger Woods' marriage and family life has been relentlessly placed in our media.

Suzy, you are in and interested in the media, you are wrong to assume that all people are aware o f his marriage. He picked up these women in bars, restaurants,... They didn't really seek him out, it's more the other way around, he approached them. That's the impression I have anyway.

I agree with you about women who are aware. It's just wrong. But I do not want to see all of his conquests like that.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Uh nathalie, his wedding was like national news, and I don't even WATCH the news. They knew. For sure.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Also I think you're ignoring the fact that these women were probably handpicked to be sexually available -- or, equally, they self-selected by placing themselves among a group of women who made themselves available to men with enough money/power. These were not chance encounters where someone might not be up-to-date with a strangers personal life, their meetings were manufactured for the express purpose of meeting every desire of a rich celebrity.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Some are connecting the fact he has money to his addiction to sex.

Funny how it's invariably rich people who are described as "addicted to sex". I'm connecting the fact that he has money to the fact that he persuaded so many blonde airheads to sleep with him, I really don't see him having similar success if he was a penniless balding golf geek

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

... a penniless balding golf geek with neither charisma or charm, to boot

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Let's not forget that he's rich because he is very talented and hence (was) hugely celebrated for that. I'm sure his fame is as attractive to these women as is his money.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Of course

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

define "success" I guess - the girls probably would have just been less attractive

k3vin k., Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe those women wear addias, rather than nike, and so don't know who tiger woods is.

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

pretty sure 90%+ dudes are addicted to sex

stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm tiger woods in that respect, yes

I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Let's not go all Spartacus, now, shall we?

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Funny how it's invariably rich people who are described as "addicted to sex". I'm connecting the fact that he has money to the fact that he persuaded so many blonde airheads to sleep with him, I really don't see him having similar success if he was a penniless balding golf geek

I'll return the question: are you serious? You seriously think only rich people get plenty of sex?
I'm not saying money didn't play a factor, I'm saying it is not as big as people like to think it is. It's not the factor. I mean, now they gain something but were they financially rewarded fucking him? (I think money is a bigger factor for, say, the wife.) Fame however was probably a bigger factor.

Laurel, I agree, you're right about them being sexually available. Reluctantly. I say reluctantly for various reasons. (One of which is: reading guys commenting it's their fault. Shoving the blame on the woman yet again.)

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

UH

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

he was a penniless balding golf geek

Let's also count the fact he's quite good looking.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

You seriously think only rich people get plenty of sex?

I didn't say that, did I? Fame and money is interchangeable in this case. Is he good looking?

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

The mainstream media is ignoring this too, you're not alone, but the reality is that someone sourced those women, like a product (which they basically were) to be offered to someone with enough money to encompass paying someone else to organize his social & sexual life. Both parties are implicated, the purchaser and the purchasee.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

i have to admit i haven't been reading the details of this because hey, i don't give a shit, but "their meetings were manufactured"? is that really true?? i mean, i knew motley crue would point out front-row gals for their roadies to give backstage passes to but i didn't realize it worked like that on the 18th green, or at sizzler or whatever

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:30 (fourteen years ago) link

yes--read about the first one that we learned about--she was probably getting paid thousands/month to set tiger up with ladies when he traveled

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

it's like this whole thred had some sort of crisis where it suddenly realized what's happening in the last 2 hrs...

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Tracer, I know it's a minority voice in this discussion but this article rang v true to me, maybe it's just my willingness to believe bad things about the rich/athletes/dicks, but...they're still dicks?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

ha i was just tryna post that deadspin one

should i lol or ;_; (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that article is a lot of what i was thinking of

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

she was probably getting paid thousands/month to set tiger up with ladies when he traveled

:-(

I think I prefer to remain naive (and obv wrong).

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

these women definitely knew tiger woods was married. i'm sure he told them multiple times to only call at certain times because his wife was around or something along those lines (he told one of them this via text iirc), though i'm sure he used the 'wife' excuse when he was set to meet one of the other women he'd been sleeping with.

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

and i think rich folks have access to sex a lot easier for reasons that wealth is attractive to people, the rich folks can pay for sex with attractive people without having to worry about going broke, or barring a direct pay-to-play situation they can cover the expenses of the people they're sleeping with or give them gifts, etc. tiger woods, if poor, wouldn't have had access to this world and might have never gone that route and don't underestimate the power of the fact that he's one of the world's most famous athletes. and he's not just rich, he's a *billionaire*.

you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:44 (fourteen years ago) link

It is true that if he could still be sleeping with a lot of women if he was poor/not famous, he'd just have to work a whole lot harder at it!

Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

True. Very true.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link


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