Tiger Woods car/life crash

yes--read about the first one that we learned about--she was probably getting paid thousands/month to set tiger up with ladies when he traveled

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-12-04/the-secret-world-of-golf-groupies/?cid=topic:featured1

it's like this whole thred had some sort of crisis where it suddenly realized what's happening in the last 2 hrs...

Tracer, I know it's a minority voice in this discussion but this article rang v true to me, maybe it's just my willingness to believe bad things about the rich/athletes/dicks, but...they're still dicks?

ha i was just tryna post that deadspin one

yeah that article is a lot of what i was thinking of

she was probably getting paid thousands/month to set tiger up with ladies when he traveled

:-(

I think I prefer to remain naive (and obv wrong).

these women definitely knew tiger woods was married. i'm sure he told them multiple times to only call at certain times because his wife was around or something along those lines (he told one of them this via text iirc), though i'm sure he used the 'wife' excuse when he was set to meet one of the other women he'd been sleeping with.

and i think rich folks have access to sex a lot easier for reasons that wealth is attractive to people, the rich folks can pay for sex with attractive people without having to worry about going broke, or barring a direct pay-to-play situation they can cover the expenses of the people they're sleeping with or give them gifts, etc. tiger woods, if poor, wouldn't have had access to this world and might have never gone that route and don't underestimate the power of the fact that he's one of the world's most famous athletes. and he's not just rich, he's a *billionaire*.

It is true that if he could still be sleeping with a lot of women if he was poor/not famous, he'd just have to work a whole lot harder at it!

True. Very true.

yeah i guess that's the thing. i think a lot of guys would like to sleep with hot women on the side occasionally, but unless you really want to go the super-expensive prostitute route it's not exactly like cheating on the nutrition nazi diet and sneaking out for a pizza.

so, basically we're coming back to tiger's just a basically ordinary (or at the very least not outstandingly strange) dude in terms of his sexual desires, he just got better opportunities?

oh he's outstandingly strange, i'm sure his upbringing was just weird enough to make him a little crazy. i'm sure his desires started off in a normal place but constant access to this lifestyle fucked him up even more and made him even more compulsive (which maybe would happen to most of us? hard to tell.)

which maybe would happen to most of us?

ie not outstandingly strange, really.

how many people has he slept with anyway? (estimate?)

i mean has he got crazy sexual desire then?

has he ever floated

is floating like dogging?

Only if you're doing it wrong.

All you gotta be is rich enough for bottle service. I do think "sex addict" and rehab (Dr. Drew?) is his best option.

ie not outstandingly strange, really.

― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac)

yes, it is

http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_14000930?source=rss

"I don't practice as much as I used to. I don't spend the amount of hours on the golf course, not like I used to" he said.

What else could have he been doing instead?

Redskins running back Clinton Portis thinks Tiger is some sort of ecumenical figure when it comes to sex, and that a toast is in order:

"He needed to be congratulated. I said the same thing. If he could keep that a secret and ain't nobody came out and told, hey, congratulate him. You know, most of the time there's one or two, and you can't keep that a secret. So if he can balance 14 and keep it a secret, congrats. You know, at least he knows what he wants. He don't discriminate, he's not against people, he don't care what your job, what your background is. He knew what he was after."

southeast jerome ftw

hey guys what's the difference between tiger woods and santa claus?

santa stops at three hos

santa only comes once a year, hence the big sack etc

santa goes down into people's chimneys and

http://www.ronartest.com/blog/?p=74

You have been the perfect role model for me and my sons for longer than anyone I have known.
With the exception of a few legends.

tru warrior

hey yknow you or your sons or whatever can still model yrselves after what you thought tiger was, ppl aren't what they seem shocker zzzzzzz

more tiger jokes plz!

what goes rawr rawr

a tiger :3

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ikX-J9szR7SvQKFtkhHIwP26dlDAD9CKFO5O0

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/media/ALeqM5jQ8gZhK8wPEOEeAJ0FeZGR3gW9yw?size=l

hey yknow you or your sons or whatever can still model yrselves after what you thought tiger was, ppl aren't what they seem shocker zzzzzzz

― k3vin k., Wednesday, December 16, 2009 11:36 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Special to CNN

just realised that he's spoiled my favourite lame chatup line, so fuck this rich entitled dick imo

so fuck this rich entitled dick imo

― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, December 17, 2009 12:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

your favorite pick up line is "fuck this rich entitled dick?"

belee dat

hey good it looks like she's gonna divorce him

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/tiger-woods-athlete-decade-divorcee/story?id=9357960

somewhere right now there is a very happy divorce lawyer.

It could never have ended any other way, could it? I mean, she's a stunning-looking 29 year old, why would she have to put up with 11+ mistresses including a couple of porn stars?

honestly him never wearing a rubber is probably far worse & scarier to her than the actual number of affairs

stunning rich 29 year old

honestly him never wearing a rubber is

---making him a total fucking cock. Fuck him.

In a bad way, I mean.

I mean, she's a stunning-looking 29 year old, why would she have to put up with 11+ mistresses including a couple of porn stars?

Have you seen his bank balance?

Well, seeing that he hasn't stopped contact with one woman (the first to appear in the media), it's not surprising she wants a divorce. Pretty sad (for the kids).

honestly him never wearing a rubber is probably far worse & scarier to her than the actual number of affairs

THIS.

hmmph not a fan of 'divorcing a jerk being sad for the kids'