how many people has he slept with anyway? (estimate?)
i mean has he got crazy sexual desire then?
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
has he ever floated
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
is floating like dogging?
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
Only if you're doing it wrong.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
All you gotta be is rich enough for bottle service. I do think "sex addict" and rehab (Dr. Drew?) is his best option.
― Action Orientation (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
ie not outstandingly strange, really.
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac)
yes, it is
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_14000930?source=rss
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"I don't practice as much as I used to. I don't spend the amount of hours on the golf course, not like I used to" he said.
What else could have he been doing instead?
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Redskins running back Clinton Portis thinks Tiger is some sort of ecumenical figure when it comes to sex, and that a toast is in order:
"He needed to be congratulated. I said the same thing. If he could keep that a secret and ain't nobody came out and told, hey, congratulate him. You know, most of the time there's one or two, and you can't keep that a secret. So if he can balance 14 and keep it a secret, congrats. You know, at least he knows what he wants. He don't discriminate, he's not against people, he don't care what your job, what your background is. He knew what he was after."
― Cunga, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
southeast jerome ftw
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link
hey guys what's the difference between tiger woods and santa claus?
santa stops at three hos
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
santa only comes once a year, hence the big sack etc
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
santa goes down into people's chimneys and
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:37 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.ronartest.com/blog/?p=74
― nostragaaaawddamnus (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
You have been the perfect role model for me and my sons for longer than anyone I have known.With the exception of a few legends.
― nostragaaaawddamnus (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link
tru warrior
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
hey yknow you or your sons or whatever can still model yrselves after what you thought tiger was, ppl aren't what they seem shocker zzzzzzz
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
more tiger jokes plz!
― kingfish, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
what goes rawr rawr
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
a tiger :3
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ikX-J9szR7SvQKFtkhHIwP26dlDAD9CKFO5O0
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/media/ALeqM5jQ8gZhK8wPEOEeAJ0FeZGR3gW9yw?size=l
― shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link
― k3vin k., Wednesday, December 16, 2009 11:36 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
Special to CNN
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link
just realised that he's spoiled my favourite lame chatup line, so fuck this rich entitled dick imo
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
so fuck this rich entitled dick imo
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, December 17, 2009 12:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
your favorite pick up line is "fuck this rich entitled dick?"
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 December 2009 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link
belee dat
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link
hey good it looks like she's gonna divorce him
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/tiger-woods-athlete-decade-divorcee/story?id=9357960
― landycakes (jergins), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link
somewhere right now there is a very happy divorce lawyer.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link
It could never have ended any other way, could it? I mean, she's a stunning-looking 29 year old, why would she have to put up with 11+ mistresses including a couple of porn stars?
― Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link
honestly him never wearing a rubber is probably far worse & scarier to her than the actual number of affairs
― The Plieslight Saga: New Goon (some dude), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
stunning rich 29 year old
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link
honestly him never wearing a rubber is
---making him a total fucking cock. Fuck him.
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link
In a bad way, I mean.
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, she's a stunning-looking 29 year old, why would she have to put up with 11+ mistresses including a couple of porn stars?
Have you seen his bank balance?
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Well, seeing that he hasn't stopped contact with one woman (the first to appear in the media), it's not surprising she wants a divorce. Pretty sad (for the kids).
THIS.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link
hmmph not a fan of 'divorcing a jerk being sad for the kids'
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link
He'd be a terrible father anyway
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link
he'll still be a father, he just won't be a dick husband, which is much healthier for his relationship with the kids.
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link
No doubt she'll be taking a healthy portion of it back to her Swedish island.
― Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 17 December 2009 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link
I hope so
― Sonny Uplands (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
what would be a decent interval before i started calling her i wonder
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
would she be deported back to sweden when she gets a divorce?
xxpost
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
gorgeous rich women can live anywhere they want.
― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
I have a deluxe accomadation going right here... IN MY PANTS, etc
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
real tiger woods line, right there
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
this guy is obviously the scummiest of scum, but I don't think the above can be stressed enough. no one is absolved in this here mess. fuck all these people imo.
― you want a war on christmas i'll give you a fuckin war on christmas (will), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
i still don't see who the victims are so far in this whole story. sounds like everybody is having a jolly good time.
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.techchee.com/img/merry-xmas-241207.jpg
(aside from nike and gilette, i suppose?)
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link
i imagine the kids are wishing (or will someday wish) this wasn't the way things are going down.
xxposts
― you want a war on christmas i'll give you a fuckin war on christmas (will), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link
The thing abt Ken C is, he's an idiot
― The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Thursday, 17 December 2009 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link