Tiger Woods car/life crash

somewhere right now there is a very happy divorce lawyer.

It could never have ended any other way, could it? I mean, she's a stunning-looking 29 year old, why would she have to put up with 11+ mistresses including a couple of porn stars?

honestly him never wearing a rubber is probably far worse & scarier to her than the actual number of affairs

stunning rich 29 year old

honestly him never wearing a rubber is

---making him a total fucking cock. Fuck him.

In a bad way, I mean.

I mean, she's a stunning-looking 29 year old, why would she have to put up with 11+ mistresses including a couple of porn stars?

Have you seen his bank balance?

Well, seeing that he hasn't stopped contact with one woman (the first to appear in the media), it's not surprising she wants a divorce. Pretty sad (for the kids).

honestly him never wearing a rubber is probably far worse & scarier to her than the actual number of affairs

THIS.

hmmph not a fan of 'divorcing a jerk being sad for the kids'

He'd be a terrible father anyway

he'll still be a father, he just won't be a dick husband, which is much healthier for his relationship with the kids.

Have you seen his bank balance?

No doubt she'll be taking a healthy portion of it back to her Swedish island.

I hope so

what would be a decent interval before i started calling her i wonder

would she be deported back to sweden when she gets a divorce?

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gorgeous rich women can live anywhere they want.

I have a deluxe accomadation going right here... IN MY PANTS, etc

real tiger woods line, right there

I mean, she's a stunning-looking 29 year old, why would she have to put up with 11+ mistresses including a couple of porn stars?

Have you seen his bank balance?

this guy is obviously the scummiest of scum, but I don't think the above can be stressed enough. no one is absolved in this here mess. fuck all these people imo.

i still don't see who the victims are so far in this whole story. sounds like everybody is having a jolly good time.

http://www.techchee.com/img/merry-xmas-241207.jpg

(aside from nike and gilette, i suppose?)

i imagine the kids are wishing (or will someday wish) this wasn't the way things are going down.

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The thing abt Ken C is, he's an idiot

you're an idiot

it's sad for the kids sure but at least they're not starving and probably have many more people looking after them than many children in whichever country with two married parents.

(aside from nike and gilette, i suppose?)

for a second there, I assumed that these were the names of his kids

haha

:D

it's sad for the kids sure but at least they're not starving and probably have many more people looking after them than many children in whichever country with two married parents.

"hey the kids aren't starving, but their Dad's a fucking mess, and hey they got lots of money and people to watch them, so who gives a shit!"

would like to see more thoughts spent on the starving ones.

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas. The greatest gift they'll get this year is life.

Where nothing ever grows. No rain nor rivers flow.

do they even know it's christmas?

At all?

hey the kids aren't starving, but their Dad's a fucking mess, and hey they got lots of money and people to watch them, so who gives a shit!"

i dunno- if a 17 yr old celeb kid came out with this sob story in an interview i'd probably want the whinging fuck shot.

you're an idiot

fuck you my parents split up once i seen hard times maaan

That's not how that RATM song goes.

Yep, it doesn't matter if your family is shot to shit so long as you have lots of money and attention. Just ask Lindsay Lohan or the Hilton sisters.

They are idiots

yall are pretty harsh

no they actually are idiots in fairness to tom

I'm an idiot

how many mistresses do you have?

Getting the kids out of the public eye is probably about 284595% more helpful in keeping them sane/normal than it is for their parents to stay "together", whatever that even means at this point. Divorce away, move to Sweden, bring them up somewhere not accessible to US entertainment media, PLEASE.

hmmph not a fan of 'divorcing a jerk being sad for the kids'

I said it was sad for the kids. And it is.

Their mother staying with a dad that runs on the P-niss 1.0 operating system would be a much worse alternative.

after smoking up with the ghost of ziggy marley, tiger is visited by the ho's of christmas past, present and future. ("must be that ambien i took," he keeps saying.) at the end, tiny tim lives -- with his mother elin on big honking estate somewhere. and when the big check comes in the mail every month, he shouts out god bless us everyone.

a dad that runs on the P-niss 1.0 operating system

at least seems as though it isn't micro soft.

ummmm

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ON STANDS NOW^^