Tiger Woods car/life crash

what would be a decent interval before i started calling her i wonder

would she be deported back to sweden when she gets a divorce?

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gorgeous rich women can live anywhere they want.

I have a deluxe accomadation going right here... IN MY PANTS, etc

real tiger woods line, right there

I mean, she's a stunning-looking 29 year old, why would she have to put up with 11+ mistresses including a couple of porn stars?

Have you seen his bank balance?

this guy is obviously the scummiest of scum, but I don't think the above can be stressed enough. no one is absolved in this here mess. fuck all these people imo.

i still don't see who the victims are so far in this whole story. sounds like everybody is having a jolly good time.

http://www.techchee.com/img/merry-xmas-241207.jpg

(aside from nike and gilette, i suppose?)

i imagine the kids are wishing (or will someday wish) this wasn't the way things are going down.

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The thing abt Ken C is, he's an idiot

you're an idiot

it's sad for the kids sure but at least they're not starving and probably have many more people looking after them than many children in whichever country with two married parents.

(aside from nike and gilette, i suppose?)

for a second there, I assumed that these were the names of his kids

haha

:D

it's sad for the kids sure but at least they're not starving and probably have many more people looking after them than many children in whichever country with two married parents.

"hey the kids aren't starving, but their Dad's a fucking mess, and hey they got lots of money and people to watch them, so who gives a shit!"

would like to see more thoughts spent on the starving ones.

There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas. The greatest gift they'll get this year is life.

Where nothing ever grows. No rain nor rivers flow.

do they even know it's christmas?

At all?

hey the kids aren't starving, but their Dad's a fucking mess, and hey they got lots of money and people to watch them, so who gives a shit!"

i dunno- if a 17 yr old celeb kid came out with this sob story in an interview i'd probably want the whinging fuck shot.

you're an idiot

fuck you my parents split up once i seen hard times maaan

That's not how that RATM song goes.

Yep, it doesn't matter if your family is shot to shit so long as you have lots of money and attention. Just ask Lindsay Lohan or the Hilton sisters.

They are idiots

yall are pretty harsh

no they actually are idiots in fairness to tom

I'm an idiot

how many mistresses do you have?

Getting the kids out of the public eye is probably about 284595% more helpful in keeping them sane/normal than it is for their parents to stay "together", whatever that even means at this point. Divorce away, move to Sweden, bring them up somewhere not accessible to US entertainment media, PLEASE.

hmmph not a fan of 'divorcing a jerk being sad for the kids'

I said it was sad for the kids. And it is.

Their mother staying with a dad that runs on the P-niss 1.0 operating system would be a much worse alternative.

after smoking up with the ghost of ziggy marley, tiger is visited by the ho's of christmas past, present and future. ("must be that ambien i took," he keeps saying.) at the end, tiny tim lives -- with his mother elin on big honking estate somewhere. and when the big check comes in the mail every month, he shouts out god bless us everyone.

a dad that runs on the P-niss 1.0 operating system

at least seems as though it isn't micro soft.

ummmm

http://mtblog.golfdigest.com/magazine/blogs/editors/gd201001_cover.jpg

ON STANDS NOW^^

tip #1 - avoid skanks. you prob should've learned this from Bubba, but just in case...

ridic

is tip #1 therefore aimed at Obama?

cuz I hear dude's a 16 handicap.

rick reilly, bill simmons, et all gonna be saying "she should have given him another chance"

i serious hate rick reilly soooo much

i hope she takes him for half of his billion. btw i heard that puma was trying to sign her to a contract to be a sponsor, like as a fuck you to nike?

runnin from your man? puma that motherfucker.

I said it was sad for the kids. And it is.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, December 17, 2009 11:42 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Their mother staying with a dad that runs on the P-niss 1.0 operating system would be a much worse alternative.

― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, December 17, 2009 11:48 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ both posts correct.

darraghmac, of course it is, but it doesn't make my point untrue. although, what if he changed his ways? (not that i think he will be able to;, but you never know.)

I just think that getting away from the guy is the obvious and right thing to do- he didn't trip and land in a nightclub hostess, he's been screwing all before him for years.

The kids are young, they'll still have a dad, they'll still have a mom, they'll still be incredibly privileged, and they won't grow up with their parents living together, hating each other, and everyone knowing it.

Oh I know. And you are right. I just find it extremely sad and ironic TW has done so much philandering given the fact he was devastated his dad did it.

I don't know that it is ironic -- I think a lot of children are influenced by watching what their parents do, either consciously or subconsciously.

"engaging (if somewhat facile) story",

Thought I was browsing this thread, but it was the Avatar one.