Tiger Woods car/life crash

no they actually are idiots in fairness to tom

I'm an idiot

how many mistresses do you have?

Getting the kids out of the public eye is probably about 284595% more helpful in keeping them sane/normal than it is for their parents to stay "together", whatever that even means at this point. Divorce away, move to Sweden, bring them up somewhere not accessible to US entertainment media, PLEASE.

hmmph not a fan of 'divorcing a jerk being sad for the kids'

I said it was sad for the kids. And it is.

Their mother staying with a dad that runs on the P-niss 1.0 operating system would be a much worse alternative.

after smoking up with the ghost of ziggy marley, tiger is visited by the ho's of christmas past, present and future. ("must be that ambien i took," he keeps saying.) at the end, tiny tim lives -- with his mother elin on big honking estate somewhere. and when the big check comes in the mail every month, he shouts out god bless us everyone.

a dad that runs on the P-niss 1.0 operating system

at least seems as though it isn't micro soft.

ummmm

http://mtblog.golfdigest.com/magazine/blogs/editors/gd201001_cover.jpg

ON STANDS NOW^^

tip #1 - avoid skanks. you prob should've learned this from Bubba, but just in case...

ridic

is tip #1 therefore aimed at Obama?

cuz I hear dude's a 16 handicap.

rick reilly, bill simmons, et all gonna be saying "she should have given him another chance"

i serious hate rick reilly soooo much

i hope she takes him for half of his billion. btw i heard that puma was trying to sign her to a contract to be a sponsor, like as a fuck you to nike?

runnin from your man? puma that motherfucker.

I said it was sad for the kids. And it is.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, December 17, 2009 11:42 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Their mother staying with a dad that runs on the P-niss 1.0 operating system would be a much worse alternative.

― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, December 17, 2009 11:48 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ both posts correct.

darraghmac, of course it is, but it doesn't make my point untrue. although, what if he changed his ways? (not that i think he will be able to;, but you never know.)

I just think that getting away from the guy is the obvious and right thing to do- he didn't trip and land in a nightclub hostess, he's been screwing all before him for years.

The kids are young, they'll still have a dad, they'll still have a mom, they'll still be incredibly privileged, and they won't grow up with their parents living together, hating each other, and everyone knowing it.

Oh I know. And you are right. I just find it extremely sad and ironic TW has done so much philandering given the fact he was devastated his dad did it.

I don't know that it is ironic -- I think a lot of children are influenced by watching what their parents do, either consciously or subconsciously.

"engaging (if somewhat facile) story",

Thought I was browsing this thread, but it was the Avatar one.

WSJ on Tiger and the Men's Fitness/Enquirer Story.

{this woman was} promised an undisclosed sum in return for telling her story exclusively to News of the World, a London-based tabloid owned by News Corp., which also owns The Wall Street Journal.

media synergies alert!

Bill Plaschke bringing more LOLs.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-plaschke16-2009dec16,0,2923714.column

He's got to be the worst writer.

Ever.

That's what I think.

When I think about Bill Plaschke.

Two years ago, after following Tiger Woods down the fairway for a couple of days at the U.S Open at Oakmont, I confided to friends an observation that seemed too absurd for public consumption.

From the back, the dude looked like Barry Bonds.

His neck was oddly wide. His shoulders were absurdly broad. His biceps were busting out of a tight shirt.

For the first time, he wasn't just better than everyone else, he was also bigger. He looked not like a technician lining up a tee shot, but a slugger getting loose for batting practice.

He looked weird. He looked stuffed. He looked dirty.

I confided it, but never wrote it, because who would believe it?

But over time, I had to do something about it. One weekend, I had the chance.

My wife was out of town.

Two years ago, after following Tiger Woods into the bathroom, I confided to friends an observation that seemed too absurd for public consumption.

From the below the waist, the dude looked like John Holmes.

His cock was oddly long. It was also absurdly broad. His balls were busting out of pants.

For the first time, he wasn't just better than everyone else, he was also bigger. He looked not like a technician lining up a tee shot, but a slugger getting loose for batting practice.

He looked weird. He looked stuffed. He looked dirty.

I confided it, but never wrote it, because who would believe it?

lolllllll

"whaddya mean tiger woods looks like barry bonds?"

"oh i just, you know...(tugs at collar)....his neck is wide. those shoulders are really broad. those biceps."

omar is the king of this shit

i know sexy

AT&T drops sponsorship of Woods, too.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jan/Week1/15514456.jpg

needs nipple rings

Raw!

Busy guy today:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=55338

http://www.wlbt.com/global/story.asp?s=11829527

Hattiesburg! If ever there was an incentive to want to "recover" from whatever ails him.

A question: Would he have donated $3 million prior to his need to rehab his image? Does it matter?

Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at 11:00 a.m. EST on Friday at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future, and he plans to apologize for his behavior.

While Tiger feels that what happened is fundamentally a matter between him and his wife, he also recognizes that he has hurt and let down a lot of other people who were close to him. He also let down his fans. He wants to begin the process of making amends, and that's what he's going to discuss.

His remarks will be open to a press pool for live coverage. It is NOT a news conference

While Tiger feels that what happened is fundamentally a matter between him and his wife,

going on now

what, even with the midget?

Gloria Allred has one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses in tow, and is saying Tiger needs to call her and apologize to her for making her fall in love with him.

this is all so very stupid. let a ho be a ho. i feel bad for is kids and all (and to a lesser degree his wife), but screw all this rehab and apologizing to golf bs. respect your family and yourself, dude. get a divorce, see your kids as much as possible, and try not to catch teh herps.

his kids

get a divorce, see your kids as much as possible, and try not to catch teh herps.

Seriously.

gotta say, that was the most non-blame-shifting apology I've ever seen from a pro athlete. also, I liked the "I need to get back to my Buddhist faith" and not "my Christian faith".

haha yeah, waiting on all the wingnut commentary on that one

Full video here: http://www.cnn.com