a dad that runs on the P-niss 1.0 operating system
at least seems as though it isn't micro soft.
― I sb'ed your mum (ken c), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
ummmm
http://mtblog.golfdigest.com/magazine/blogs/editors/gd201001_cover.jpg
ON STANDS NOW^^
― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
tip #1 - avoid skanks. you prob should've learned this from Bubba, but just in case...
― you want a war on christmas i'll give you a fuckin war on christmas (will), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
ridic
― Do you love me now? (surm), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link
is tip #1 therefore aimed at Obama?
cuz I hear dude's a 16 handicap.
― what kind of present your naked body (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 17 December 2009 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link
rick reilly, bill simmons, et all gonna be saying "she should have given him another chance"
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link
i serious hate rick reilly soooo much
― jealous ones sb (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
i hope she takes him for half of his billion. btw i heard that puma was trying to sign her to a contract to be a sponsor, like as a fuck you to nike?
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link
runnin from your man? puma that motherfucker.
― standing on the verge of getting it rong (m bison), Thursday, 17 December 2009 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I said it was sad for the kids. And it is.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, December 17, 2009 11:42 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkTheir mother staying with a dad that runs on the P-niss 1.0 operating system would be a much worse alternative.
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Thursday, December 17, 2009 11:48 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^ both posts correct.
― Bill Magill, Thursday, 17 December 2009 20:08 (fourteen years ago) link
darraghmac, of course it is, but it doesn't make my point untrue. although, what if he changed his ways? (not that i think he will be able to;, but you never know.)
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 17 December 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
I just think that getting away from the guy is the obvious and right thing to do- he didn't trip and land in a nightclub hostess, he's been screwing all before him for years.
The kids are young, they'll still have a dad, they'll still have a mom, they'll still be incredibly privileged, and they won't grow up with their parents living together, hating each other, and everyone knowing it.
― stop grieving, it's only a chicken (darraghmac), Friday, 18 December 2009 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh I know. And you are right. I just find it extremely sad and ironic TW has done so much philandering given the fact he was devastated his dad did it.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 18 December 2009 10:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't know that it is ironic -- I think a lot of children are influenced by watching what their parents do, either consciously or subconsciously.
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 18 December 2009 13:47 (fourteen years ago) link
"engaging (if somewhat facile) story",
Thought I was browsing this thread, but it was the Avatar one.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Friday, 18 December 2009 14:14 (fourteen years ago) link
WSJ on Tiger and the Men's Fitness/Enquirer Story.
― The Hood Won't Jump (Eazy), Friday, 18 December 2009 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
{this woman was} promised an undisclosed sum in return for telling her story exclusively to News of the World, a London-based tabloid owned by News Corp., which also owns The Wall Street Journal.
media synergies alert!
― nostragaaaawddamnus (Hunt3r), Friday, 18 December 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link
Bill Plaschke bringing more LOLs.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-plaschke16-2009dec16,0,2923714.column
He's got to be the worst writer.
Ever.
That's what I think.
When I think about Bill Plaschke.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 19 December 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Two years ago, after following Tiger Woods down the fairway for a couple of days at the U.S Open at Oakmont, I confided to friends an observation that seemed too absurd for public consumption.
From the back, the dude looked like Barry Bonds.
His neck was oddly wide. His shoulders were absurdly broad. His biceps were busting out of a tight shirt.
For the first time, he wasn't just better than everyone else, he was also bigger. He looked not like a technician lining up a tee shot, but a slugger getting loose for batting practice.
He looked weird. He looked stuffed. He looked dirty.
I confided it, but never wrote it, because who would believe it?
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Saturday, 19 December 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link
But over time, I had to do something about it. One weekend, I had the chance.
My wife was out of town.
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Saturday, 19 December 2009 00:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Two years ago, after following Tiger Woods into the bathroom, I confided to friends an observation that seemed too absurd for public consumption.
From the below the waist, the dude looked like John Holmes.
His cock was oddly long. It was also absurdly broad. His balls were busting out of pants.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 19 December 2009 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link
lolllllll
― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 19 December 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
"whaddya mean tiger woods looks like barry bonds?"
"oh i just, you know...(tugs at collar)....his neck is wide. those shoulders are really broad. those biceps."
― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Saturday, 19 December 2009 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link
omar is the king of this shit
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 19 December 2009 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
i know sexy
― krampus activities (latebloomer), Saturday, 19 December 2009 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link
AT&T drops sponsorship of Woods, too.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 31 December 2009 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jan/Week1/15514456.jpg
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:14 (fourteen years ago) link
needs nipple rings
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Raw!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Busy guy today:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail??blogid=95&entry_id=55338
http://www.wlbt.com/global/story.asp?s=11829527
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 January 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Hattiesburg! If ever there was an incentive to want to "recover" from whatever ails him.
― wanna be shartin' somethin' (WmC), Friday, 15 January 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
A question: Would he have donated $3 million prior to his need to rehab his image? Does it matter?
― Clerk all KNOWIN (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 15 January 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at 11:00 a.m. EST on Friday at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla. Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future, and he plans to apologize for his behavior.
While Tiger feels that what happened is fundamentally a matter between him and his wife, he also recognizes that he has hurt and let down a lot of other people who were close to him. He also let down his fans. He wants to begin the process of making amends, and that's what he's going to discuss.
His remarks will be open to a press pool for live coverage. It is NOT a news conference
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
While Tiger feels that what happened is fundamentally a matter between him and his wife,
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link
going on now
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Friday, 19 February 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
what, even with the midget?
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 19 February 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Gloria Allred has one of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses in tow, and is saying Tiger needs to call her and apologize to her for making her fall in love with him.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 February 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link
this is all so very stupid. let a ho be a ho. i feel bad for is kids and all (and to a lesser degree his wife), but screw all this rehab and apologizing to golf bs. respect your family and yourself, dude. get a divorce, see your kids as much as possible, and try not to catch teh herps.
― king willie style (will), Friday, 19 February 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
his kids
get a divorce, see your kids as much as possible, and try not to catch teh herps.
Seriously.
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 19 February 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
gotta say, that was the most non-blame-shifting apology I've ever seen from a pro athlete. also, I liked the "I need to get back to my Buddhist faith" and not "my Christian faith".
― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Friday, 19 February 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link
haha yeah, waiting on all the wingnut commentary on that one
― king willie style (will), Friday, 19 February 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Full video here: http://www.cnn.com
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 19 February 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i thought he did pretty well.
kinda robotic but i sorta get the vibe he is just kinda dull and uncomfortable with public speaking in general....
but yeah the text didn't really duck anything i thought.
― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 19 February 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
I was at the gym this morning and was furious to see this fool walk out after the ABC NEWS SPECIAL REPORT banner popped up like some serious shit went down.
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 19 February 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
My dad got misty at this, which kind of blows my mind.
― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Friday, 19 February 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates
No one find this a really odd set up? That small group of close associates and family, and tv companies broadcasting it all? That's some really weird PR.
Also, don't think his 'friends at Accenture' (or indeed fellow pros) were too pleased at him scheduling this during the WGC Match Play.
― 'virgin' should be 'wizard' (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 19 February 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link
listening to this is kind of wow btw
― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Friday, 19 February 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
like this is the most self-aware "my bad" press conference ever
― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Friday, 19 February 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I just got to the "this is because I stopped being a Buddhist" section and holy shit
― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Friday, 19 February 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link