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― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:27 (eighteen years ago) link

She has nice hair.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I must admit, I'm kind of interested in how the sun's going to cover this story tomorrow.

It's easy to imagine how the mirror's going to run with it!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

well the story was broken by........... SKY NEWS!!!!!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

WADE UNDER (ARREST)

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

BABY'S GOT A KEMP-ER

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

solid gold

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm willing to be the Mail gives his more coverage than the Mirror.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

bet and this. Fuck me this keyboard is shite.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

RebeKAH POW!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:40 (eighteen years ago) link

are you actually planning to bet on it?

― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/o-._.-.0.-._.-o/front-small-2.jpg

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

rofl

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

MITCH-SLAPPED

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Um, should I ask who the Peggy person is?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

She's a Mitchell!

This is going to spoil a Proper Family Christmas, I just know it.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Every Brusier Wins?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

cursed typo

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

peggy looks like a mishmash of kelly & sharon osbourne

― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link

which is another id-hit-it vote

― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Is it time for Frank Butcher's revolving bowtie yet?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link

It's always time for that.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link

MITCH-SLAPPED

This is genius!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

peggy mitchell - barbara windsor, star of countless Carry Ons etc

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Sky is now saying that Steve Macfadden's wife has been arrested too!

― Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

II couldn't give a toss about either of these people. What's really offensive is how fucking comfy and smug and provincial so many people on this thread are.

― High-No Horseperson, Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

i can assure you i am far from comfy.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

II couldn't give a toss about either of these people. What's really offensive is how fucking comfy and smug and provincial so many people on this thread are.

Oh someone give this silly tart a slap, for gawwwwwwdddd's sake

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

i have my feet up on ross kemp as i type this

― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

What the fuck are you on about?

( several x-posts later, obv)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

MITCH-SLAPPED

I was going to go with Smack My Mitch Up, but yours is better.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

What is Mitchell abuse?
Mitchell Abuse has been defined as psychological, sexual, and/or physical assault on an unwilling human victim, committed by one or more people whose primary motive is to fulfill a prescribed ritual in order to achieve a specific goal or satisfy the perceived needs of their deity, Rupert Murdoch.

Bald headed actors with whispery gruff voices are most frequently the victims of all types of Mitchell abuse, largely because of their vulnerability and lack of power.

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.rogerdecourcey.co.uk/img_roger_and_nookie.jpg

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

can we shorten it to 'Mabuse'? just because i was listening to Propaganda's 'Dr Mabuse' earlier. So good!

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

"smack my mitch up" haha you sicko!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

i laughed till the wheels fell off

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

EASTENDER BROTHERS IN REAL-LIFE 'ASSAULTS'

By Sherna Noah and Karen Attwood, PA

The partner and ex-partner of EastEnders actors Ross Kemp and Steve McFadden were arrested over alleged assaults today.

The Sun's editor Rebekah Wade was questioned for eight hours over an alleged attack on her EastEnders star husband Ross Kemp.

In a bizarre twist, it later emerged that McFadden's former partner had also been arrested and then released over an alleged assault on him.

McFadden and Kemp play brothers Phil and Grant Mitchell in the BBC1 soap.

It was not clear if the incidents were linked.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Will she be sacked then?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

It was not clear if the incidents were linked.

Would be utterly spiffing if they were tho, what?

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Will she be sacked then?

She'll be offered a part in Eastenders in "an attempt to revive the dwindling fortunes of BBC's flagship soap"

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

In a bizarre twist, it later emerged that McFadden's former partner had also been arrested and then released over an alleged assault on him.

Please tell me it was Lucy Benjamin so we can have a real-life version of Who ~~Shot~~ Slapped Phil? story and him what played Dan ~~(OK, I know his name's Craig Fairbrass but I don't want to appear sad)~~ will end up getting framed for it. Or something.

There's a slaphead joke in there somewhere just waiting to get out as well now.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I wonder how the Mirror and Star will deal with this tomorrow

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Redheads and Baldies don't mix

― Oh No, It's Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Grant was shagging Phil when they were discovered by Wade, or so I hear.

― stet (stet), Thursday, 3 November 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Radio 4 news also going for the Bizarre Twist, Not Known If Linked angle. OK, I can't help it, I am laughing about this story now.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 3 November 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM REVEALS TV'S PHIL

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/840000/images/_841499_ross_kemp150.jpg

― Patchouli Clark (noodle vague), Thursday, 3 November 2005 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Where's Suzy? She always has the lowdown on these meeja types.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 3 November 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

this is a publicity stunt, clearly

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 November 2005 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Br0wn crashed my friend P4t F1tzg3r4ld's indictments last week and did not bother speaking to him - rude cow - he just stuck to his three useless artworld rentamates in the corner until the freebies ran out. I simply must phone up T1m Russ3rt to ask him about his testimony there! Br0wn has a history of snubs - after all, I'd known K4tr1n4 since she was a mid-level storm.

― _, Thursday, 3 November 2005 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I was in such a bad mood before I read this thread.

― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Thursday, 3 November 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

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