Excelsior? I Hardly Knew Her (In Truth, I Knew Her Well) AKA The Funnyhaha Korner

-- dave q (scrape10...), February 28th, 2003.

Ah, thanks. Of course, this was back in the good old days of the American underground, where an album could be released and you might not hear/see it for 1-2 years. Nowadays Lady Sovereign passes gas and it's up on a thousand blogs in a forthnight...

-- Edward III (ehonaue...), January 23rd, 2006. (later)

YSI?

-- Haikunym (zinogu...), January 23rd, 2006. (later)

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006.

-- Aimless (aimles...), January 20th, 2006. (Aimless) (later)

- Straight men like watching femme fake-lesbians get it on, because it involves women exhibiting what's perceived as the same lust for the female body straight men experience. This depends on pretending the lesbian desire is strictly sexual and supercedes emotional connection and vulnerability and such.

- Straight women like watching butch fake-gay men fall in love because it involves men exhibiting the kinds of emotional connections and vulnerabilities straight women crave from them. This depends on pretending the gay desire is curiously non-sexual and transcends the everday body-lust that straight women are the objects of.

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

Er, what's the punchline?

-- Dan ("It's Drivin' Me Nuts!") Perry (djpe...il.com),">rry@gmail.com), January 23rd, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

The joke part is just in the vast inaccurate generalizations there! But insofar as it's sometimes true, it amuses me just on the face of it. Because it's kinda based on pretending gay people are straight. Like straight guys want to imagine hot girls making out with each other because they're kinky (because girls fall in love with guys, see, so if they're making out it's just cause they nasty). And then straight guys want to imagine hot guys having relationships with each other because they're noble and loving (because guys want to fuck chicks, see, so if they love each other it's pure and beautiful). But then of course oops, wait: they're gay!

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

Sorry, that latter part should obviously be that straight girls want to imagine hot-guy relationships like that.

-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)

I was hoping for "We're the aristocrats!"

-- Dan (Oh Well) Perry (djperry@*/+-.com), January 23rd, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

And as they walk out of the studio on the final day of the recording sessions, Blackass Soul Dude calls out to her, "Next time you're in Memphis, gimme a ring. You've gotta eat my old lady's soul food!"

Smiling, Whiteass Bitch replies, "NOW who's being demanding?"

"You know," says Soul Dude, looking deeply into Whiteass Bitch's eyes and laughing, "you really are crazy."

Fade to black and we're out.

-- erklie (erklie50...), January 23rd, 2006.

-- Jordan (jordan...), January 24th, 2006 10:59 AM. (Jordan) (later)

Do you have protection?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 24th, 2006 11:02 AM. (jaymc) (later)

jesus jaymc go masturbate or something already

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), January 24th, 2006 11:03 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), January 23rd, 2006 7:12 PM.

...

-- adamrl (adamr...), January 23rd, 2006 7:14 PM.

what

-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), January 23rd, 2006 7:23 PM.

-- Joy Benitez (lezbomo...), January 24th, 2006 2:58 PM. (later)

Shit, I clicked on that and I'm at work. ARGH.l

-- edward o (edwardo...), January 24th, 2006 2:59 PM. (edwardo) (later)

It's a just a woman with her rather thick tongue caught in a oddly shaped wall.

-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 24th, 2006 3:03 PM. (papa november) (later)

Oh no! I clicked on it again to see if you were right. Haha.

-- edward o (edwardo...), January 24th, 2006 3:07 PM. (edwardo) (later)

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), January 24th, 2006 4:33 PM. (trayce)

this just in: onions "oniony"

-- jim p. irrelevant (electricsoun...), January 24th, 2006 4:35 PM. (electricsound)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:23 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

aaaand

also, Hathaway in her red lipstick
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/56605378.jpg

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:19 PM. (don weiner) (later) (link)

is she supposed to look like Ronald McDonald?

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (gabbneb) (later) (link)

she's definitely a burger

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

< / cockroach >

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...) (webmail), January 24th, 2006. (link)

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one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...) (webmail), January 24th, 2006. (link)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 25th, 2006.

-- phil-two (philtw...), January 25th, 2006.

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:03 PM. (blueski) (later)

what the fuck

-- the kit! (kittenslikemil...), January 23rd, 2006 10:05 PM. (g-kit) (later)

YA RLY

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM. (blueski) (later)

NO WAI

-- the kit! (kittenslikemil...), January 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM. (g-kit) (later)

ok that's enough

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:07 PM. (blueski) (later)

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 3:27 AM. (GeirHong) (later) (link)

Yeah, that's crucial.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 4:17 AM. (Tim Ellison) (later) (link)

I'm picturing the cover of Geir Hongro's Xmas Gift To You! with the Santa-bearded-and-suited Norseman sporting a "Forward To Stereo!" button.

-- Redd Harvest (louder...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 4:29 AM. (Ken L) (later) (link)

-- Jerry the Nipper (jerrythenippe...), December 4th, 2003 11:05 AM. (Jerrynipper)

-- Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (dadaismu...), January 25th, 2006 11:13 AM.

dude. it also changes its graphics when it's chinese new year so people don't forget innit!

-- ken c (pykachu10...), January 25th, 2006 11:15 AM

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), January 25th, 2006.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

Anyway:

---

A search engine is an application that lets you find data, people, it is not the fucking Angel Gabriel

-- TOMBOT (jesu...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

-- TOMBOT (jesu...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ohh mercy.

-- Jordan (jordan...), December 22nd, 2005.

jordan you MADE a dude?

-- s1ocki (slytus...), December 22nd, 2005.

Met. Met a dude. Not made. I'm not playing dog, here.

-- Jordan (jordan...), December 22nd, 2005.

But what if some people hear faster?
-- dave q (scrape10...), January 11th, 2003 9:35 PM.

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Like dogs and bats? Oh, no wait...
-- Kim (grimstitc...), January 11th, 2003 9:38 PM. (Kim)

but the roffles occur at:

is it realy not offencive?
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 24th, 2006 11:38 PM. (link)

lol virgin can't spell
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), January 24th, 2006 11:39 PM. (papa la bas)

"you're alright larusso"

-- j blount

-- Dan (Only Without The Internal Logic Or Style) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), January 25th, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

you remind me of someone i know.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), January 26th, 2006. (The Lex) (later)

never.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

i've actually been dead for a number of years now and merely running on leftover hate.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

you remind me of my jeep

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), January 26th, 2006. (Matt Helgeson) (later)

you wanna wax me?

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

And ever since Peter Jennings freaked me out at one of the political conventions by turning off the arena crowd and showing the blue weatherman wall behind him, I don't trust any of those fuckers anymore.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 1:39 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later) (link)

THEY ARE PROBABLY STANDING IN FRONT OF HOT BLUE-SCREEN COVERED CHEERLEADERS!!

-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 2:21 PM. (ystrickler) (later) (link)

MTVStreetTeam: hey nebody lookin 4 j/o buddiez rofl
MTVStreetTeam: 1st 2 send jpg of boobs gets free keychain
MTVStreetTeam: wow 1st impressions of earth it rokz! lol
MTVStreetTeam: pimp my ride yo
MTVStreetTeam: yo

MTVStreetTeam has left the chatroom.

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006. (link)

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), January 26th, 2006. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

Do not try the Karate Kid method of nail pounding if you lack depth perception.

-- Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (wooderso...), January 26th, 2006. (miloaukerman) (link)

-- Paul Eater (list...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 3:02 PM. (eater) (later) (link)

I just feel like that needs to be said.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), January 26th, 2006. (later)

He sounds like a whiney bitch on a bike to me...

-- Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (fuckyouandyouremail@gmail.com), January 26th, 2006. (later)

having read your reviews, I suppose it's redundant to say you're high, and that you own too many albums.

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), February 22nd, 2003.