Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

the freckles only accentuate the realness of her appearance, and it's hard not to go along with the sentiment, "yeah, she's a pretty girl." so hard, in fact, that she has managed to make it nearly impossible. the breadth of lindsay lohan's success, even if only in the limelight, points to the penultimate "it factor."

that, in and of itself, impresses me.

Pretty drunks are a dime a dozen. She's not worth a second thought to anyone but friends and family until she gets control of herself.

a dime a dozen eh? name a dozen pretty drunks under the age of 21

rolling teenpop to thread.

lol

i saw mean girls again awhile ago and watching it while it's a drag that lindsay is kind of a mess now the real tragedy is wtf ever happened to goth girl and gay dude

-- A B C, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 12:49 AM

she was on that CBS show The Class, but she looked completely different (and totally hot) in it, I didn't even recognize her at first. that show just got cancelled, but it's just as well as she was pretty much the only tolerable character on it, maybe she'll land something better now. gay dude's IMDb page is full of upcoming feature projects, though, surprisingly!

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/204/61128155gy5su8.gif

kudos

http://x17online.com/LLohanCollapse052807_11.jpg
..."and don't put anything gross in my mouth if i pass out..."

TOO LATE

The media coverage is kind of sad - is Lindsay all that different from a lot of 19-21 year olds, except she's got enough money to fuck up a $160k Benz instead of a $3500 Toyota?

ya rly

bad decisions writ large

also i would like Hunter Age 3's reaction to that spankrock video, because i'm not really sure that UH quite covers it

http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554720%25.jpg

well played

surmonster is weird

hey chaki, u know it's SurMOUNTer right? as in like, one person mounts another? i mean like i said i dig the Monster thing, just checkin. um and i guess it's good to be weird so that's cool.

oh linds, when will u ever learn? ya just don't get in the Benz during the bender

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/AmberAliceGhost.jpg

Some people say "what's that picture doing there" but I say "OH BONDAGE UP YOURS!!"

1234

chaki is also weird, and also rude

aww look at little Lindsay Nicole G =)

i don't mind or anything, but isn't calling people weird kindof junior highish? wasn't that the thing we said before we understood that differences are like a good thing? that being unique is good? i mean now, i think it's pretty much a given that being weird is a positive thing, if you're the good kind of weird :-)

n e way, just a thought.

i wish lindsay lohan would come out with a really fucking weird album, laden with grunts and synths. that would make us all think. for a minute.

as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another? as in like, one person mounts another?

wtf

surmounter, don't change for anyone

That is exactly what I was just thinking. xpost

n e way

aww thanks gff, that's sweet. ur sweet too, adam schefter, and i imagine a total hunk ;)

can you go back to yelling at us for being negative and stop creeping me the fuck out?

http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/yoko.jpg

that picture really does win everything, and should be on every thread

well done

also, it's weird to realize that Schefter is so much better looking than Yoko.

sorry ghost rider, didn't mean to ruffle yo feathas

Teen Challenge founder, the Rev. Jimmy Jack, on his recent telephone conversation with La Lohan:

"It was short. Just five minutes. I caught her at dinner. I told her that we're here for her and we love her and that God has a special plan for her life. I feel like it was somehow in the province of God that I got through, because not even Mike could get through on the cell phone. It was just a God thing."

yo surmounter weird is bad when it's meant in the you seem totally creepy and btw tactless sense!

tactless?? geez, sorry you feel that way tombot, yo

out of curiosity, how was i tactless?

frighteningly OTM comment about LL's mom on Defamer:

it occurs to me now that amy poehler was actually playing Dina in "mean girls"...

ban surmounter

:-( not nice.

Calum Best sex tape?

i reiterate

OK, i'm pretty sure we get it...

do we really, though?

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i mean, i get the fact that Eppy wants me banned... i feel like he/she's made that pretty clear.

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The Times weighs in.

i love it when the Times weighs in on things like this, the high-culture perspective on Lindsay.

I mean nothing new said in the article, really. She should just get her act together cuz she is fun to watch and it is too bad.