(directed at Tombot, not Ed)
― The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:04 (sixteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2388/2198734599_6382621995.jpg
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/06/blondes-fatales/kristanna-loken.jpg
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:25 (sixteen years ago) link
"Come on Tombot"
― The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:26 (sixteen years ago) link
"what are you frightened of"
― The Reverend, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Your search - "tools of our own machines" - did not match any documents.
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― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:27 (sixteen years ago) link
"my name is legion for I am many" - ring a bell to you ghouls? Did you think the devil would come with horns a'glowering? It'll take more than internet jerkwaderry to bring the Tombot down. You'll have to come and find me. I'll be waiting. Garlic's in the fridge. Sons of jackals, yeah, you'd like to believe. I know better. Bring it, you sad passel of machine imps
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:36 (sixteen years ago) link
*stuffs old t-shirt into handle of rum*
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:37 (sixteen years ago) link
mikey stop posting as tombot
― electricsound, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:44 (sixteen years ago) link
BLAMMO
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 10:46 (sixteen years ago) link
"my name is legion for I am many" http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck03/images/legion.jpg
― snoball, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Rain falls, I fix my eyes Let go of the focus and I blur out all the lines Just to remember, remember
Crying 'cause it's not my fault Water through my lashes look just like Christmas lights And I still remember, remember
Cold and shivering Cold and shivering Cold and shivering warm
Sing please, rock me to sleep Quiet as a canyon up under heaven's eaves I surrender, surrender
Downstairs the furnace swells Safe from all the horrors in your stinging velvet arms And I surrender, surrender
― strgn, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:08 (sixteen years ago) link
We have the image meme of the year already.
― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:11 (sixteen years ago) link
the hottest was the naked neck dance in her living room to 'soft rock' btw
― strgn, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:13 (sixteen years ago) link
all of you are fucking victims of a machine
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Naked waterskiing ftw
― Mark C, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:17 (sixteen years ago) link
what the fuck is this shit
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Why the hell does your character's cock look like a n3rf missile? NSFW
― snoball, Thursday, 17 January 2008 11:43 (sixteen years ago) link
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/lrsex.gif http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/carsex2.gif
― gr8080, Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:37 (sixteen years ago) link
That sofa looks like it's going to snap in half...
― snoball, Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:40 (sixteen years ago) link
roffle @ grumpy tombot (though he is OTM as well). I was loaded last night! (again) sorry I shoud have marked this NSFW then, but was to busy lolling at it all to take it that seriously.
OMG@ "blowjob.gif", also There are over 580 pictures, and over 800 html pages. it must have taken the dude months. I was hoping it would pull a bait-and-switch and as soon as you were going to get somewhere, the girl would turn into something super-grim like a hyper-endowed hermaphrodite furry. FOR THE LULZ.
― Pashmina, Thursday, 17 January 2008 12:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah he is otm but then he didn't get to...
Ung Ung Ung Ung... uhuhuhuhuh... AHH AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
followed by...
We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we? On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.
Now to try my hot moves out on Mrs Trifle.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 13:00 (sixteen years ago) link
haha, God. The people who coded daz3d and poser should be imprisoned, I think.
― Pashmina, Thursday, 17 January 2008 13:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I admit this is a sadly addictive game in many respects, but interesting sociologically (i.e. a male designer makes a game for a male audience where "thinking like a woman" is a successful strategy, "this is as frustrating as real life", etc etc). My experience of the game doesn't mirror my personal dating experience very closely, but then again I've genuinely been interested in the women I've dated and have never treated a date as an experiment in "how far I could get" .
Having said that, simulations such as this one may have a use that non-interactive porn lacks in terms of people exploring their thoughts about sexual behavior. For instance, I reached the scene in the club where Ariane masturbates on stage and discovered that I was turned on, not by the images but by the idea of dating a woman with an exhibitionist streak. It's cheesy, but "regular" porn wouldn't do that for me.
― inky jets, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:54 (sixteen years ago) link
give her a hug "that was nice, are you the physical type?" kive her a kiss "that was nice" read her a poem: http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/Vietgrove/su.png
― Pashmina, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
:(
yeah i've heard that before
― DG, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link
gr8080 banged in the car outside a convenience store? You dawg!
― kenan, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
is that why it's called the quicky mart? robble robble
tombot's deep disgust is as classic as everything else on this thread.
― kenan, Thursday, 17 January 2008 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
gr8080 has just figured out how to access the scenes without completing the mission.
― Mark C, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
now, see, that's rape
― kenan, Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link
jesus grady
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link
only way this could be better would be to make ariane a cougar
― gershy, Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
"completing the mission"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link
"this message will self-destruct."
― kenan, Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I spent way too long playing this last night. I REALLY want to know what series of choices leads to sex in the convenience store parking lot.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I want to get to the art quiz, perversely enough.
― kenan, Thursday, 17 January 2008 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Tombot deeply otm here. Just knowing this exists gives my soul a toothache.
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 17 January 2008 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Johnny Fever, Thursday, January 17, 2008 12:18 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2008 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
I REALLY want to know what series of choices leads to sex in the convenience store parking lot.
Offer her 20$ to buy beer naked.
― Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 17 January 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I REALLY have to stop playing this game.
comme Ça:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/dfghjkl.jpg
― kenan, Thursday, 17 January 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
he's wearing my shirt again in that pic, btw. Do shirt buddies get seconds?
― kenan, Thursday, 17 January 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link
lopsided nips are freaking me out
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6021/nipsgb7.jpg
― sunny successor, Thursday, 17 January 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Everything about this picture freaks me out... http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/photo3.jpg
― snoball, Thursday, 17 January 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
I admit this is a sadly addictive game in many respects, but interesting sociologically (i.e. a male designer makes a game for a male audience where "thinking like a woman" is a successful strategy, "this is as frustrating as real life", etc etc).
Haha, I think this might hold some water if a) any real life women went "hey how's about a kiss" within 30 seconds of meeting a guy and b) the options in the game weren't 'buy her a drink/go and slow dance/bend her over and try and fuck her in front of everyone in the room'.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 17 January 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I tried to bust out some tried-n-sleazy NLP traicks on her, but she's too dumb to respond to them. :(
― kenan, Thursday, 17 January 2008 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
tricks
Oh, I haven't made it up to lovers lane or whatever to look at the city yet. I guess I'll have to keep playing...dammit!
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 17 January 2008 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link