-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006.
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 23 January 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Aimless (aimles...), January 20th, 2006. (Aimless) (later)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 23 January 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link
- Straight men like watching femme fake-lesbians get it on, because it involves women exhibiting what's perceived as the same lust for the female body straight men experience. This depends on pretending the lesbian desire is strictly sexual and supercedes emotional connection and vulnerability and such.
- Straight women like watching butch fake-gay men fall in love because it involves men exhibiting the kinds of emotional connections and vulnerabilities straight women crave from them. This depends on pretending the gay desire is curiously non-sexual and transcends the everday body-lust that straight women are the objects of.
-- nabisco (--...), January 23rd, 2006. (nabisco) (later)
Er, what's the punchline?
-- Dan ("It's Drivin' Me Nuts!") Perry (djpe...il.com),">rry@gmail.com), January 23rd, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)
The joke part is just in the vast inaccurate generalizations there! But insofar as it's sometimes true, it amuses me just on the face of it. Because it's kinda based on pretending gay people are straight. Like straight guys want to imagine hot girls making out with each other because they're kinky (because girls fall in love with guys, see, so if they're making out it's just cause they nasty). And then straight guys want to imagine hot guys having relationships with each other because they're noble and loving (because guys want to fuck chicks, see, so if they love each other it's pure and beautiful). But then of course oops, wait: they're gay!
Sorry, that latter part should obviously be that straight girls want to imagine hot-guy relationships like that.
I was hoping for "We're the aristocrats!"
-- Dan (Oh Well) Perry (djperry@*/+-.com), January 23rd, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 23 January 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
And as they walk out of the studio on the final day of the recording sessions, Blackass Soul Dude calls out to her, "Next time you're in Memphis, gimme a ring. You've gotta eat my old lady's soul food!"
Smiling, Whiteass Bitch replies, "NOW who's being demanding?"
"You know," says Soul Dude, looking deeply into Whiteass Bitch's eyes and laughing, "you really are crazy."
Fade to black and we're out.
-- erklie (erklie50...), January 23rd, 2006.
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 23 January 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Jordan (jordan...), January 24th, 2006 10:59 AM. (Jordan) (later)
Do you have protection?
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 24th, 2006 11:02 AM. (jaymc) (later)
jesus jaymc go masturbate or something already
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), January 24th, 2006 11:03 AM. (papa la bas) (later)
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link
-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), January 23rd, 2006 7:12 PM.
...
-- adamrl (adamr...), January 23rd, 2006 7:14 PM.
what
-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), January 23rd, 2006 7:23 PM.
― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Joy Benitez (lezbomo...), January 24th, 2006 2:58 PM. (later)
Shit, I clicked on that and I'm at work. ARGH.l
-- edward o (edwardo...), January 24th, 2006 2:59 PM. (edwardo) (later)
It's a just a woman with her rather thick tongue caught in a oddly shaped wall.
-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 24th, 2006 3:03 PM. (papa november) (later)
Oh no! I clicked on it again to see if you were right. Haha.
-- edward o (edwardo...), January 24th, 2006 3:07 PM. (edwardo) (later)
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:15 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), January 24th, 2006 4:33 PM. (trayce)
this just in: onions "oniony"
-- jim p. irrelevant (electricsoun...), January 24th, 2006 4:35 PM. (electricsound)
― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 05:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 06:54 (eighteen years ago) link
Well, in life, as in art, I'm a sucker for unexpected domestic sex.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (sotoal...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:20 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later) (link)
* cue 'diary of horace wimp' *
-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:23 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)
aaaand
also, Hathaway in her red lipstickhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/56605378.jpg
-- don weiner (dandydonweine...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:19 PM. (don weiner) (later) (link)
is she supposed to look like Ronald McDonald?
-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (gabbneb) (later) (link)
she's definitely a burger
-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)
< / cockroach >
― i am not a nugget (stevie), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 13:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...) (webmail), January 24th, 2006. (link)
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one for the sticker
-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...) (webmail), January 24th, 2006. (link)
― Dan (Haws) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago) link
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 25th, 2006.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 01:16 (eighteen years ago) link
-- phil-two (philtw...), January 25th, 2006.
― youn, Wednesday, 25 January 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom iNut (donut), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 04:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Michael A Neuman (Ferg), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 05:05 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:03 PM. (blueski) (later)
what the fuck
-- the kit! (kittenslikemil...), January 23rd, 2006 10:05 PM. (g-kit) (later)
YA RLY
-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM. (blueski) (later)
NO WAI
-- the kit! (kittenslikemil...), January 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM. (g-kit) (later)
ok that's enough
-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:07 PM. (blueski) (later)
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 3:27 AM. (GeirHong) (later) (link)
Yeah, that's crucial.
-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 4:17 AM. (Tim Ellison) (later) (link)
I'm picturing the cover of Geir Hongro's Xmas Gift To You! with the Santa-bearded-and-suited Norseman sporting a "Forward To Stereo!" button.
-- Redd Harvest (louder...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 4:29 AM. (Ken L) (later) (link)
― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Jerry the Nipper (jerrythenippe...), December 4th, 2003 11:05 AM. (Jerrynipper)
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (dadaismu...), January 25th, 2006 11:13 AM.
dude. it also changes its graphics when it's chinese new year so people don't forget innit!
-- ken c (pykachu10...), January 25th, 2006 11:15 AM
― stockholm cindy (winter version) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link
-- TOMBOT (tombo...), January 25th, 2006.
― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago) link
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 25th, 2006. (later)
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link
Anyway:
---
A search engine is an application that lets you find data, people, it is not the fucking Angel Gabriel
-- TOMBOT (jesu...), January 25th, 2006. (later)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link
AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ohh mercy.
― that guy's hilariouser than herpes, Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 26 January 2006 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 03:06 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Jordan (jordan...), December 22nd, 2005.
jordan you MADE a dude?
-- s1ocki (slytus...), December 22nd, 2005.
Met. Met a dude. Not made. I'm not playing dog, here.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 03:09 (eighteen years ago) link
But what if some people hear faster? -- dave q (scrape10...), January 11th, 2003 9:35 PM.
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Like dogs and bats? Oh, no wait... -- Kim (grimstitc...), January 11th, 2003 9:38 PM. (Kim)
― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 26 January 2006 11:52 (eighteen years ago) link
but the roffles occur at: is it realy not offencive? -- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 24th, 2006 11:38 PM. (link)
lol virgin can't spell -- j blount (jamesbloun...), January 24th, 2006 11:39 PM. (papa la bas)
― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 26 January 2006 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link
"you're alright larusso"
-- j blount
― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 26 January 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Dan (Only Without The Internal Logic Or Style) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), January 25th, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 26 January 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link
you remind me of someone i know.
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), January 26th, 2006. (The Lex) (later)
never.
-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)
i've actually been dead for a number of years now and merely running on leftover hate.
you remind me of my jeep
-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), January 26th, 2006. (Matt Helgeson) (later)
you wanna wax me?
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 26 January 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link
And ever since Peter Jennings freaked me out at one of the political conventions by turning off the arena crowd and showing the blue weatherman wall behind him, I don't trust any of those fuckers anymore.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 1:39 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later) (link)
THEY ARE PROBABLY STANDING IN FRONT OF HOT BLUE-SCREEN COVERED CHEERLEADERS!!
-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 2:21 PM. (ystrickler) (later) (link)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link
MTVStreetTeam: hey nebody lookin 4 j/o buddiez roflMTVStreetTeam: 1st 2 send jpg of boobs gets free keychainMTVStreetTeam: wow 1st impressions of earth it rokz! lolMTVStreetTeam: pimp my ride yoMTVStreetTeam: yo
MTVStreetTeam has left the chatroom.
-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006. (link)
― Dan (Ooh, Free Keychain) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 January 2006 19:34 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), January 26th, 2006. (Amateur(ist)) (link)
Do not try the Karate Kid method of nail pounding if you lack depth perception.
-- Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (wooderso...), January 26th, 2006. (miloaukerman) (link)
― Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Paul Eater (list...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 3:02 PM. (eater) (later) (link)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link
― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 26 January 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link
I just feel like that needs to be said.
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), January 26th, 2006. (later)
He sounds like a whiney bitch on a bike to me...
-- Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (fuckyouandyouremail@gmail.com), January 26th, 2006. (later)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 January 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link
having read your reviews, I suppose it's redundant to say you're high, and that you own too many albums.
-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), February 22nd, 2003.
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 27 January 2006 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zwan (miccio), Friday, 27 January 2006 06:15 (eighteen years ago) link
Okay but so seriously, keep talking about this.
-- nabisco (--...), January 27th, 2006 5:08 AM. (nabisco) (later)
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 27 January 2006 08:17 (eighteen years ago) link
What did the farmer say to the vegetarian?
"You eat my products and I beat your face in!!"
― Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Friday, 27 January 2006 08:33 (eighteen years ago) link
-- Johnny B Was Quizzical (john.barlo...), January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM. (later)
― emsk ( emsk), Friday, 27 January 2006 09:51 (eighteen years ago) link