The island wanted LOST SEASON SIX THREAD to happen (***CLICK CAREFULLY -- CONTAINS SPOILERS***)

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Haha there's an episode in Season 5 where Sayid/Kate keep asking Jack questions and he keeps going "that's not important right now". I woulda slapped him/ done that breakdance necksnapping thing with my legs if I was Sayid.

There are a lot moments involving Ben and/or Hurley that make the whole thing plain awesome.

Oh yeah I still haven't worked out why they gave Jack appendicitis in the Season 4 finale or thereabouts. Was it just to keep the gang on the beach for 5 mins instead of running off into the jungle?

Not the real Village People, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago) link

no, but whenever i picture her now, i picture her with that fucked puffed-up upper lip

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LRA73YgAHU

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

see @ :55

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha there's an episode in Season 5 where Sayid/Kate keep asking Jack questions and he keeps going "that's not important right now"

God, I would rather them not ask questions at all than go through this charade.

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

it's always funny when lost becomes like an old pc adventure game. "i can't talk about that now, go to the hatch."

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

"i must leave now, my people will be wondering where I am."

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i kinda would've liked a scene where Ben categorically insisted that they must pretend to be primitive tribe dudes to the survivors, handing Tom the fake beard and theatrical glue and TOm looking at Ben aghst saying "this isn't what i signed up for!" and Ben just giving the "stfu do as i say" look.

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link

and later on nudging Goodwin "told you i could get him to wear a fake beard, that's $20 you owe me"

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

oh come on i'm sure tom lovvves theatrical things! ;-)

tehresa, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

i love that they made tom gay. "when i'm in the city, i like to indulge in the finer things!"

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF0UJTmNuaY

tehresa, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season4/4x08/meetkevin279.jpg

i just like how needless revealing his sexuality was, it's actually almost refreshing they just made a character gay for no plot reason whatsoever. esp the way they hinted at it when kate was changing and he was like "you're not my type"

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

the hotel thing was silly but yeah, that kate scene was great.

tehresa, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Is that John Oates??

Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah hotel was a bit ludicrous, tho in the context of michael having a meltdown it was sort of funny.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

nah, no 'stache

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

is there going to be more waaaalt in season 6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqrLdMoAr4E

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

oh shit that's not the good waaaalt at all

I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

ah here we go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUULXFNE0V0

I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 14 January 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

ha - i was amused

Nhex, Thursday, 14 January 2010 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link

We know what happened to Lord Custos, at least. That's one mystery solved before the series even begins.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 14 January 2010 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link

tho in the context of michael having a meltdown it was sort of funny

yeah, almost the "and on top of all this you're GAY?" reaction from Michael ha ha

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 14 January 2010 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link

We know what happened to Lord Custos, at least. That's one mystery solved before the series even begins.

― Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:53 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

like jacob, custos is among the immortals.

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Thursday, 14 January 2010 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/video/2010/jan/14/lost-season-6-teaser

James Mitchell, Thursday, 14 January 2010 11:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Part 2: http://sky1.sky.com/lost-secrets-2

Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Thursday, 14 January 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link

(I must brag that I helped make those and play the crew member with the Adam & Eve theory)...

Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Thursday, 14 January 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

ben and jack are sitting on the plane that will take them back to the island and jack asks what is going to happen to all the other people on the plane and ben turns to him and says "who cares?"

I like that at least a couple of the people on the plane were planted anyway. Pretty soon we're going to find out that half of the people on Oceanic flights over the pacific are somehow Dharma, Jacob, or Locke-related anyway.

mh, Thursday, 14 January 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

nice! xpost

Roz, Thursday, 14 January 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091013125614AAbVRB5

abanana, Thursday, 14 January 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

^ ?

wmlynch, Thursday, 14 January 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

The "we have to go back" stuff still seems unconvincing a second time around. Jack had always been single-minded about wanting to leave and didn't believe all the "island = your destiny" stuff - just because Locke said right at the end that he was going to move the island and then did, doesn't make everything else he said come true or make any sense.

As unconvincing as this was, it wasn't as bad as the whole "we have to lie about where we were" business they went through when they got off the island. Like I understand that for the sake of the future story that they wanted to tell, it was necessary for the characters to lie. Just like it was necessary for the sake of the future story for the characters to go back to the island, but I really wish they were good enough writers to make this stuff convincing. The whole bit about protecting the rest of them from Whidmore didn't really even make superficial sense. There's lots of other shit like this in the show I remember if I could tolerate going back to rewatch it all. But the thing about Lost is that the first 3 and a half seasons are un-rewatchable, because most of the flachbacks just aren't very compelling a second time through and they're a big chunk of early episodes, especially for characters like Boone and Shannon.

Also thought it was funny in season five when Sawyer and Jack are arguing about what to do about Sayid cuz Sawyer was just sitting around reading and Sawyer goes into this speech about thinking and how when Jack was the leader he never thought, he just reacted. So Jack was like "I got us off the Island!" Yeah Jack, you got yourself and four other people off the island and then did nothing for the other survivors for three years. Great job.

Mister Jim, Friday, 15 January 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I think people need to rewatch if they think jack deciding they had to go back didn't make sense. To my memory they played out jack's slow conversion to that view over loads of flash forwards. As I already said he starts seeing his dad everywhere, and basically loses his shit through the guilt of having left the rest behind, to die for all he knows. How is it not well explained?

I'd have to watch it again to see how the pact to lie about the island comes about, but I don't remember that seeming unnecessary either.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 15 January 2010 08:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean hadn't they just left an island where widmore had sent a death squad to murder them all? Kinda might just make sense they didn't want to go back to the real world all Hi!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 15 January 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link

It doesn't matter if the lying to protect people from Widmore didn't make sense (it didn't - Widmore knew they were bullshitting). Surely the whole point is that Jack doesn't think before he acts? That's what that scene with Sawyer in the barracks was all about.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Friday, 15 January 2010 09:47 (fourteen years ago) link

How does Widmore knowing they were bullshitting mean them telling that lie made no sense? Surely that just means the lie didn't quite work, not that the motivation for telling it made no sense?

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 15 January 2010 10:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah actually now I think about it I suppose in Jack's mind there was no reason for Widmore to know who any of the Oceanic 6 were. But then again I don't think they were trying to bullshit Widmore, I think they were avoiding having to tell the entire world about an island that people have gone to a lot of trouble to keep secret.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Friday, 15 January 2010 10:19 (fourteen years ago) link

It was a bit of all those things I think. I think Locke told Jack not to tell anyone. Also like...their actually true story would have been fucking insane.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 15 January 2010 10:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha, I like that reasoning, because in Lost-world logic, it does make sense - trying to tell them they were on an island for all those months which no longer exists would make them all look like psychotic, murderous cannibals or something. Also remember - Widmore already did the whole immense cover-up with the fake plane, the dug up bodies and so on. So they'd look REALLY crazy! So they were going to have to make up some kind of lie.

Nhex, Friday, 15 January 2010 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link

the plane coverup is what confuses me: the fake crash was made to look like everyone died - all the bodies were 'discovered', right? so how did they explain the oceanic six being alive? (i admit i may have forgotten/missed something here)

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Friday, 15 January 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think that for the fake crash they ever claimed to have found/identified every single body

I regret choosing this bland user name (peter in montreal), Friday, 15 January 2010 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah they just seemed to go based on identifying the plane and the pilot and stuff. the lie the o6 told was based on where the fake plane was found etc

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 15 January 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, i thought there was that purchase order for exactly the same number of bodies as were present on the real plane

DAN P3RRY MAD AT GRANDMA (just1n3), Friday, 15 January 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I sort of assume Widmore did his best to make it appear as tho everyone was dead. But also in reality when they found the plane etc it was buried extremely well and they couldn't really check every body.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 15 January 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Is it true that Walter Peck from Ghostbusters is in the new series?

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

no but slimer will be

max, Friday, 15 January 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link

apparently yeah (xpost)

some dude, Friday, 15 January 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I hope Walter Peck is this year's redshirt who gets to act like a pissy dick for five minutes before getting killed in an amusing way.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link


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