Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

you guys and this insane proposition that she is a lesiban

lets just look at this picture

http://media.tumblr.com/fFsbqlx6uet0cfb8vEG6LKn9o1_500.jpg

ugh that boyfriend jeans look is some terrible terrible shit

btw im the one on this board who once claimed that beth ditto was embellishing her lesbianism so take it with a grain

i just love that picture!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-opens-up-about-her-relationship-with-samantha-ronson/15219?nc

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http://media.tumblr.com/fFsbqlx6uet0cfb8vEG6LKn9o1_500.jpg

yo i was not feelin her shit on ugly betty. it was like weak mean girls u_u

Lindsay said she does not consider herself a lesbian, but as for whether she thinks of herself as bisexual, she told the magazine, "maybe."

"I don't want to classify myself," she continued. "First of all, you never know what's going to happen -- tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now. I appreciate people, and it doesn't matter who they are, and I feel blessed to be able to feel comfortable enough with myself that I can say that."

i kind of resent when ppl take this stance. do they have sex? if yes, she is a lesbian or a bisexual. if not, then they are just best friends.

or i guess, is there a desire to have sex etc.

Isn't that just a weaker version of the Gore Vidal "No homosexual people, just homosexual acts" line?

no, i'm just saying i get bothered by people who take the laissez-faire "well... you know i'll just go with whomever captures my fancy... i don't classify myself as anything" stance. i understand that maybe she doesn't want to divulge to the public how she classifies herself but i just find it annoying

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-sorry-for-annoying-J0rdan-S./15219?nc

we've reconciled

Maybe she is on some long, acid-fueled quest to destroy her ego & every facet of her identity?

I mean a similar thing made me once not want to "classify myself." Like, as anything. Even as a hyu-man bee-ink.

In fact, the 22-year-old admitted that prior to her 2007 rehab stints, she used up a lot of money while living at the Chateau Marmont hotel - money that could have gone to permanent digs.

Haha I read this as "permanent drugs."

She had a long term relationship with Wilmer Valderama at what, 18-19? Of course she's with a woman now.

I mean, this is so common in my experience. Manipulative douchebottle guys plus substance abuse equals the desire, at least temporarily, to sacrifice an ecstactic sex life for devoted (often codependent) support and stability.

Poor Samantha, the sex probably isn't half what she'd like it to be.

and then again, maybe it is.

http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/Rim%20Shot%20Johnny%20Utah.jpg

I don't get it. Sometimes certain things just have to die.

First of all, you never know what's going to happen -- tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now.

Even when she's on a fanciful "anything can happen" trip, she still can't imagine living past 30.

i kind of resent when ppl take this stance. do they have sex? if yes, she is a lesbian or a bisexual. if not, then they are just best friends.

― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, November 11, 2008 5:49 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah this is how my mom used to talk about it before she got up the courage to be out, maybe this is just her way of rationalizing until she decides to be full out/retreats to dbag actor boys?

The alternative is out and then oops-straight-again Anne Heche. No win situation, other than l-o-v-e.

(as far as stars dealing with this stuff, anyway -- what she calls herself personally has little to do with what she would say in this interview)

Looks a bit strange looking here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/entertainment_enl_1226769160/img/1.jpg

she'd just been traumatized

Lindsay Lohan flirts her way into trouble

A pal said: Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas.

Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic.

Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can't help that she is attracted to the opposite sex.

She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding.

Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around."

sam's gotta lock that down

Good comments action on the Peta Flour attack video that Moonship embedded:

* 9/11 was an inside job, you brainwashed fool.

* THAT DUMB FUKIN SLAG!!!

* U PETA protestors are patheti.......... c. Sorry i had to finish my hamburger.......

* Get a fukin life

* she weyo fuh?

* I'm a proud member of Peta: People Eating Tasty Animals! Lol

* PETA prevented a big flood! They used the flour to stop up a dyke!

(i.e. the usual business)

she weyo fuh?

Y'know what the difference between now and 50 years ago is?

Then big name celebrities like Rock Hudson had to have highly publicized sham relationships in order to keep his career going. Today Highly publicized celebrities like Lindsay Lohan need to have highly publicized sham relationships in order to keep her career going.

Well, I don't really know or care what's up with Lohan/Ronson, but if it's just a sham relationship for publicity's sake then it's not a very good one, she probably gets less press coverage now than before she 'came out.'

everything's a sham

sam's gotta lock that down

― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 17 November 2008 11:42 (5 hours ago) Permalink

lol "highly publicized sham relationships"

a jimmy pursey joke.

Yes, but how much publicity would she have if she didn't pander to these depths?

the notion that celebrities "fake" relationships for publicity is some serious bullshit, like 9/11 truth for "view" watchers or something.

Well, what do you think Rock Hudson was doing!?

Well, he wasn't doing it for attention, but to avoiding negative publicity, which is just doing it for a different kind of publicity.

This isn't a conspiracy theory, It might not be 100% fake, but just as well, most of it is representation and mediation, anyways. Jeez, haven't you people seen Singin' in the Rain!

yes, it's not real

so lindsay lohan is faking bisexuality to get attention, which is exactly like rock hudson faking heterosexuality to...uh, keep people from knowing he was gay.

i dunno if LL is really bisexual, but i don't think she's faking a relationship

lol at ppl finding it hard to believe that a woman like lohan would be into a woman like samantha ronson

i live in fuckin knoxville tennessee and this shit happens weekly

new meme

what does? movie stars living with disc jockeys?

fake tan early 20s girls dating girls who look like paul simonon

Alright, I concede, no one here really knows the actual situation so I'll stop making assumptions, but it still seems awful suspect to me. And yes, they may be in a real relationship, but it seems too opportunist to not be cynical about.