Excelsior? I Hardly Knew Her (In Truth, I Knew Her Well) AKA The Funnyhaha Korner

-- Jordan (jordan...), January 24th, 2006 10:59 AM. (Jordan) (later)

Do you have protection?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 24th, 2006 11:02 AM. (jaymc) (later)

jesus jaymc go masturbate or something already

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), January 24th, 2006 11:03 AM. (papa la bas) (later)

-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), January 23rd, 2006 7:12 PM.

...

-- adamrl (adamr...), January 23rd, 2006 7:14 PM.

what

-- howell huser (chaki.tim...), January 23rd, 2006 7:23 PM.

-- Joy Benitez (lezbomo...), January 24th, 2006 2:58 PM. (later)

Shit, I clicked on that and I'm at work. ARGH.l

-- edward o (edwardo...), January 24th, 2006 2:59 PM. (edwardo) (later)

It's a just a woman with her rather thick tongue caught in a oddly shaped wall.

-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 24th, 2006 3:03 PM. (papa november) (later)

Oh no! I clicked on it again to see if you were right. Haha.

-- edward o (edwardo...), January 24th, 2006 3:07 PM. (edwardo) (later)

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), January 24th, 2006 4:33 PM. (trayce)

this just in: onions "oniony"

-- jim p. irrelevant (electricsoun...), January 24th, 2006 4:35 PM. (electricsound)

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:23 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

aaaand

also, Hathaway in her red lipstick
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/56605378.jpg

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:19 PM. (don weiner) (later) (link)

is she supposed to look like Ronald McDonald?

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (gabbneb) (later) (link)

she's definitely a burger

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

< / cockroach >

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), January 23rd, 2006 11:28 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...) (webmail), January 24th, 2006. (link)

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one for the sticker

-- Theorry Henry (miltonpinsk...) (webmail), January 24th, 2006. (link)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 25th, 2006.

-- phil-two (philtw...), January 25th, 2006.

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:03 PM. (blueski) (later)

what the fuck

-- the kit! (kittenslikemil...), January 23rd, 2006 10:05 PM. (g-kit) (later)

YA RLY

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM. (blueski) (later)

NO WAI

-- the kit! (kittenslikemil...), January 23rd, 2006 10:06 PM. (g-kit) (later)

ok that's enough

-- Sororah T Massacre (stevem7...), January 23rd, 2006 10:07 PM. (blueski) (later)

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 3:27 AM. (GeirHong) (later) (link)

Yeah, that's crucial.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 4:17 AM. (Tim Ellison) (later) (link)

I'm picturing the cover of Geir Hongro's Xmas Gift To You! with the Santa-bearded-and-suited Norseman sporting a "Forward To Stereo!" button.

-- Redd Harvest (louder...) (webmail), January 25th, 2006 4:29 AM. (Ken L) (later) (link)

-- Jerry the Nipper (jerrythenippe...), December 4th, 2003 11:05 AM. (Jerrynipper)

-- Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (dadaismu...), January 25th, 2006 11:13 AM.

dude. it also changes its graphics when it's chinese new year so people don't forget innit!

-- ken c (pykachu10...), January 25th, 2006 11:15 AM

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), January 25th, 2006.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

Anyway:

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A search engine is an application that lets you find data, people, it is not the fucking Angel Gabriel

-- TOMBOT (jesu...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

-- TOMBOT (jesu...), January 25th, 2006. (later)

AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ohh mercy.

-- Jordan (jordan...), December 22nd, 2005.

jordan you MADE a dude?

-- s1ocki (slytus...), December 22nd, 2005.

Met. Met a dude. Not made. I'm not playing dog, here.

-- Jordan (jordan...), December 22nd, 2005.

But what if some people hear faster?
-- dave q (scrape10...), January 11th, 2003 9:35 PM.

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Like dogs and bats? Oh, no wait...
-- Kim (grimstitc...), January 11th, 2003 9:38 PM. (Kim)

but the roffles occur at:

is it realy not offencive?
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 24th, 2006 11:38 PM. (link)

lol virgin can't spell
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), January 24th, 2006 11:39 PM. (papa la bas)

"you're alright larusso"

-- j blount

-- Dan (Only Without The Internal Logic Or Style) Perry (djperry@gmail.com), January 25th, 2006. (Dan Perry) (later)

you remind me of someone i know.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), January 26th, 2006. (The Lex) (later)

never.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

i've actually been dead for a number of years now and merely running on leftover hate.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

you remind me of my jeep

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), January 26th, 2006. (Matt Helgeson) (later)

you wanna wax me?

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006. (dubplatestyle) (later)

And ever since Peter Jennings freaked me out at one of the political conventions by turning off the arena crowd and showing the blue weatherman wall behind him, I don't trust any of those fuckers anymore.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 1:39 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later) (link)

THEY ARE PROBABLY STANDING IN FRONT OF HOT BLUE-SCREEN COVERED CHEERLEADERS!!

-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 2:21 PM. (ystrickler) (later) (link)

MTVStreetTeam: hey nebody lookin 4 j/o buddiez rofl
MTVStreetTeam: 1st 2 send jpg of boobs gets free keychain
MTVStreetTeam: wow 1st impressions of earth it rokz! lol
MTVStreetTeam: pimp my ride yo
MTVStreetTeam: yo

MTVStreetTeam has left the chatroom.

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006. (link)

-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), January 26th, 2006. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

Do not try the Karate Kid method of nail pounding if you lack depth perception.

-- Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (wooderso...), January 26th, 2006. (miloaukerman) (link)

-- Paul Eater (list...) (webmail), January 26th, 2006 3:02 PM. (eater) (later) (link)

I just feel like that needs to be said.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), January 26th, 2006. (later)

He sounds like a whiney bitch on a bike to me...

-- Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (fuckyouandyouremail@gmail.com), January 26th, 2006. (later)

having read your reviews, I suppose it's redundant to say you're high, and that you own too many albums.

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), February 22nd, 2003.

Okay but so seriously, keep talking about this.

-- nabisco (--...), January 27th, 2006 5:08 AM. (nabisco) (later)

What did the farmer say to the vegetarian?

"You eat my products and I beat your face in!!"

-- Johnny B Was Quizzical (john.barlo...), January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM. (later)

-- philip sherburne (psherburn...), January 27th, 2006.

-- AaronK (fuzz_...), January 27th, 2006.

Shocked is finding out that mayonaise is made of whipped eggs, but Hamas winning the election is like getting your salad tossed by your sister on a dare. You know its coming, you dont want to deal with it, and afterwards you just want to ram a screwdriver down your pee hole.

-- spink (o...), January 26th, 2006.

you remind me of someone i know.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), January 26th, 2006.

never.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006.

i've actually been dead for a number of years now and merely running on leftover hate.

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006.

you remind me of my jeep

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), January 26th, 2006.

you wanna wax me?

-- cancer prone fat guy (wt...), January 26th, 2006.