Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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Oh come on, it's a fucking mugshot taken after a night out!

nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

Also, zits? It's called zits, zitfuckface.

nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Freckles. *sigh*

nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

how hard is it to hire a driver?

Eazy, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

she should have hired Herbie the Love Bug

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

omg

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously, why not just hire someone to carry your car keys and such? Then they can drive your drunk and coked-up ass home. Seems like a small price to pay..

x-post Curt1s has got it

mh, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

that prankster probably planted the blow

xpost

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

Who's Samantha? Samantha Ronson?

jaymc, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

I assumed that Samantha was Ronson, yeah.

ENBB, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

mhmm

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

Samantha is sister of that producer, Ronson, who did the Amy Winehouse production on her latest album, no? Her stepfather is that dude in Foreigner and I think she's a dj as well.

nathalie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

yes, that is correct, she is sister of hot Mark

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

She looks like a teenage boy.

jim, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

it's like watching a train freck

brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

RIP

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

looks like a nice girl tho

omg xp

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://prettyboring.com/files/images/ronson.png

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

screams nice girl to me

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

That, I can handle

kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

15 TMZ stories now

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

lohan is a beautiful wounded angel i would take her under my wing~

cankles, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

tmz is dedicated

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

heaven needed trashy thighs ;_;

brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

omg trashy thighs

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

omg you're irritating

kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

capn-save-a-lo

^@^, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

sof

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

jimmy the mod otm

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

GOP slipped her a mickey to drown out Gonzales hearings.

Eazy, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

guys she was chasing her assistant who quit on her at the club
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the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

assistant otm

brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

lol

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Lindsay opted not to go back to Promises but she checked into another unnamed treatment facility moments ago.

MRZBW, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

OPIUM DEN

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

i feel like these rehab jaunts don't really do much? is jaunt a word?

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

If she wants to check in to The Priory it's 5 mins from my house, I can show her around, perhaps take her to a rugby game at Rosslyn Park, a stone's throw away.

Mark C, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

Celebrities in not taking celebrity resort rehab seriously SHOCKAH. You know she brought her stylist with her last time? And they let her?

kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

i covet her hair

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0724071lohan2.jpg

The full shot shows that she's kind of lurching forward.

Eazy, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

her hair is full of cocaine

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

are those freckles or is there black tar heroin stuck to her face?

brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

those are track marks, i think.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure you guys are all v v v handsome while drunk

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't know about the Dee.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

i just think she looks like tara reid which grosses me out.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure you guys are all v v v handsome while drunk

Of course I am! As long as you're also drunk.

kenan, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

ally you need some new role models

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

you have all kinds of photo proof of how handsome me and mr que are while drunk

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

lohan >> me when drunk ;_;

brownie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)


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