"Da Hip Hop Witch"
Genre: Action / Comedy / Horror
Plot: 5 white kids get lost in the hood looking for da hip hop witch, a year later their footage was found.
Starring
Eminem Ja Rule Pras Vanilla Ice Mobb Deep
etc etc
Da Hip Hop Witch is quite an achievement in modern film making. Not only was it *not* released by New Concorde, it manages to make every movie I've ever seen that much better. You know how it is. You'll find yourself watching a crappy German movie with a dog taking a crap on a boat while some orchestral score rises in the background, and you'll turn to your friend, chuckle, and say, "Hey, at least it ain't Da Hip Hop Witch!"
Bad paste from imdb. I really hope that someone else has seen this??
― MRZBW, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
ok I thought you were just making shit up but how did it escape me for 7 years that Eminem and Vanilla Ice have starred in a movie together?
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
omg that sounds insane.
xpost to elmo - hahaha
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link
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YES!!!!!
― marmotwolof, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread already rules and no movies have even been watched yet. HIGH HOPES GUYS.
― Trayce, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link
There's a scene where Eminem(I think) rambles on for a good ten minutes about how the witch turned his dick green. It's surreal to tell you the least.
― MRZBW, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
DA HIP HOP WITCH = IN MY NETFLIX CUE AS WE SPEAK.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
ALSO:John Justen and Fluffy Bear will watch it.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:42 (sixteen years ago) link
From a Norwegian page.. Some rental-outlet-shit-thingy.
"Da Hip Hop Witch is a sharp and witty parody[....]And shows some of Hip-Hop's most excellent artists[....]Lot's of "phat" rap and exhilarating scenes with streams of unforgettable one-liners.[....]It also manages to comment on more serious subjects like artistic authenticity and the right(Obviously Eminems right) to a make a unique cultural addition to something something."
They lost me at the end.
― MRZBW, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Surely you guys will get nominated for some kind of ILX martyrdom, right?
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:09 (sixteen years ago) link
I think we're well past that at this point.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, well, I don't think there's such a thing as ILX sainthood, dude.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link
cf:http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/BLOODDIAMONDS.jpg
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Okay, so if there were such a thing...
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:42 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread is AWESOME!!!
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 2 June 2007 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link
According to its trailer, "I Accidentally Domed Your Son" was "the coolest hip-hop comedy of the winter".
Such a modest boast!
What were the other hip-hop comedies of the winter of 2003-2004?
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 28 May 2022 07:19 (two years ago) link