The dying days of the Fourth Reich: it's the 2007 AUSTRALIAN FEDERAL ELECTION

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TUCKEY MUST DIE

Kiwi, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 11:21 (sixteen years ago) link

rac'ist adj. & n. - Wilson Tuckey

SeekAltRoute, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link

He's a bastard. He's the oldest man in parliament, and, do you know, the Liberals were in such bad shape in the 80s, I think he might even have been their environment spokesperson at one point. He's the most right-wing old-school National (except he's a Liberal) imaginable, every stereotype you might have about the Nats actually applies to Tuckey. A vile man.

edwardo, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 11:58 (sixteen years ago) link

He and my father-in-law would get on quite well.

We saw the whole thing last night. Apart from tearing up several times -- and who wouldn't, honestly -- Nelson was clearly moved by the whole thing. If he had a better and more sensitive speech writer it would have been a perfect day.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

(brother-in-law) is not sorry.

OH GOOD.

Cunt.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Tony "People Skills" Abbott:

"Kevin Rudd is unlikely to be held accountable if the targets aren't met because it's hardly likely that in a decade's time, he will still be the prime minister."

WHY DID YOU NOT MAKE THIS MAN OPPOSITION LEADER??

King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Wow.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

He'd make an awesome wind vane.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

What was cool was that our boss gave everyone the morning off yesterday to go to Elder Park in Adelaide and watch it on the big screens. And this morning she's aske dme to make a big poster with the text of the beginning of the speech to hang on our wall.

I like working here.

I don't like Wilson Tuckey.

James Morrison, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Nelson's 'sorry' speech magnificent: Abbott
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/02/14/1202760433686.html

Yes. Well.

James Morrison, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link

hope its a real turning point for the first mongs.
'the first mongs'!!!

haitch, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 23:00 (sixteen years ago) link

we watched it at work because we're a bunch of pinkos.

haitch, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I told 'er indoors her brother is an arsehole for his facebook status above and now she's dark on me.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Racist.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Meanwhile I have to listen to her tanked father scream 'YA BLOODY POOFTER' over and over in front of ~50 people and put up with it.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

yo is it true that adam got sonned by a wife in a facebook relative beef??

haitch, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

TS tolerating family bigotry vs selling out

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Hi Ned!

moley, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

What was cool was that our boss gave everyone the morning off yesterday to go to Elder Park in Adelaide and watch it on the big screens. And this morning she's aske dme to make a big poster with the text of the beginning of the speech to hang on our wall.

I like working here.

James, could you get me a job at your work?

(I live at Ridleyton so I could walk to Elder Park if your boss needs me to do so.)

King Boy Pato, Thursday, 14 February 2008 03:08 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

WELCOME TO THE BRAVE NEW WORLD OF MALCOLM "IN TOUCH WITH REAL PEOPLE -- AS LONG AS YOU LIVE AT BONDI" TURNBULL AS OPPOSITION LEADER

I know that replacing the Bag of Sawdust is going to be more effective for the Liberals, but good heavens, I want to punch that man in the face so many times.

Assault! Assault! (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

(I still maintain they should have Tony Abbott as leader for the LOL factor alone.)

Assault! Assault! (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 12:59 (fifteen years ago) link

What surprised me is it didn't make page 1, or 3, but page _5!_ of the 'Advertiser'. Of course, most of page 1 was an offer for cheapo soccer t-shirts.

James Morrison, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 05:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Turnbull is very left-sympathetic for a right-winger. Could be all right.

the usual olfactory abuse (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 06:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Turnbull is an ultra-capitalist opportunist that pays lip service to "political correctness" for his own benefit. I'd trust him as CEO of my ASX-listed company but not of my Federal Government.

Assault! Assault! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 09:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Still, if it gets us closer to a Republic, I'm all for it.

Assault! Assault! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 09:09 (fifteen years ago) link

He's no Howard.

turnbull came up rough. i heard he used to live in a rented house

soderborg, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 12:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Wow, that's harsh. And he was forced to go to Sydney Grammar School. How he overcame those odds I don't know.

Assault! Assault! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link

a triumph of the human spirit

soderborg, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

I am enjoying Turnbull vs Costello (aka Two Liberal Spivs with Handbags at Dawn).

www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 February 2009 08:28 (fifteen years ago) link

They might as well give up the next election already.

www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 February 2009 08:29 (fifteen years ago) link

lol Hewson

still my favourite moderate spiv

www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Any specific link for all this, for interested readers?

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:15 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/you-missed-your-chance-peter-20090221-8e70.html?page=-1

Hewson was a great moderate but.. er.. a hopeless politician who gave off a scary right-wing loony vibe when nothing could have been further from the truth. I think we are far better off not having had him as Prime Minister, but far poorer for him not staying on in parliament. Ideas people tend to scare Australians.

Which is why Kevin Rudd is such a colourless, horrible drip. He's only slightly better than Howard!

feelgood hat of the summer (edwardo), Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:19 (fifteen years ago) link

As an aside, did anyone see highlights of that memorial service? Ruddy does the small-c conservative nationalist bullshit better than Howard does (I mean, he even flew in Princess Anne for it).

www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Still, between this and the GHEIGH MP SEX BLACKMAIL SCANDAL, politics is interesting again.

feelgood hat of the summer (edwardo), Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Unfortunately, I fear it'll just be some random Labor backbencher.

www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Rang a mate in the Young Libs. He's got NO idea, except he noted that the way the article was worded - i.e. didn't KNOW which state they were from, blackmailer lived in Sydney most of his life, meant it could well be outside NSW/Vic where he lived and was charged, and that he reckons it's likely someone that's been repeatedly smeared before.

Even googleproofing won't get me to reveal the name. It's gonna be revealed n a week anyway.

feelgood hat of the summer (edwardo), Sunday, 22 February 2009 06:54 (fifteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Two years later...the Liberal Party was considering today to make Kevin Andrews its leader!!

Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Why not just kick back, relax, and give the next decade to the K-Rudd Krew?

Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:21 (fourteen years ago) link

haw

"your shades, man, they're shite..." (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link

(I still maintain they should have Tony Abbott as leader for the LOL factor alone.)

― Assault! Assault! (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, September 16, 2008 10:59 PM (1 year ago)

still otm

"your shades, man, they're shite..." (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Better than Kevin Andrews, that would be like making a particularly racist plate of blancmange your leader.

Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:37 (fourteen years ago) link

possible leadership spill tonight!!!

"your shades, man, they're shite..." (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:45 (fourteen years ago) link

:(

"your shades, man, they're shite..." (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 02:30 (fourteen years ago) link

they should just split the party and be done with it

SBing Crosby (haitch), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 02:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I really want Kevin Andrews to be leader, it's difficult to think of someone simultaneously so evil and so uncharismatic. It shouldn't be possible to describe someone as "like Ruddick but with a personality bypass."

Tim F, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 07:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Duelling Kevins. Feel the charisma.

Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats. (James Morrison), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Kevin Andrews so crappy on 7.30 Report last night. "Malcolm should embrace everyone in the party, whatever their view" over and over again. Difficult to see what this means practically apart from Malcolm folding and agreeing with the Minchin Crew.

Tim F, Thursday, 26 November 2009 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link


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